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@chris.brakebill.me
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 13/09/2026
12 play, 12 yard drive. 7 minutes off the clock. Ends in a punt Josh Heupel is multiple
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 09/09/2026
Yes. I do plan to get a new phone this year. Keep in mind, this is an iPhone 13 mini battery…
An iPhone Battery Health screen showing a battery with 63% max capacity. An iPhone MINI
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 05/09/2026
I found the Backrooms in Strava
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 02/09/2026
Pretty happy with this. Finally pushing into above average cardio fitness 🙌❤️
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 16/08/2026
Go Birds
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 05/08/2026
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 19/06/2026
I've been trying to place which Russell Crowe he is. I've decided it's probably State of Play. But I think Mystery, Alaska Russell Crowe is a wildcard. If he weren't wearing chunky Alaska sweaters.
State of play Russell Crowe Mystery Alaska Russell Crowe
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 11/06/2026
On the NBA finals broadcast they did some Google AI deep dive sponsored content where they show the Google UI with a question. It clicks AI mode and then… The human expert answers the question.
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 30/03/2026
Always fun to be not watching a game and try to decipher what’s happening based on social media
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 10/01/2026
Why yes FitTranformer rowing machine. Yes I have.
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 30/12/2025
I am obsessed with these glasses I got for Christmas. I am old.
Two amber handleless glasses sit atop an espresso machine. One is upside down. The other is right side up and filled with coffee. The backdrop is a green herringbone tile
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 27/12/2025
This product is approximately the size of a woman in cocktail attire
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 25/12/2025
Christmas morning biscuits 👌
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 21/12/2025
Checking in on Oregon-JMU
Oregon is averaging 17.2 yards per play
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 20/12/2025
Also I’ve got AppDaemon sending these device details to home assistant via MQTT. Had to get Cursor to make up a battery % algorithm. We’ll see how accurate it is…
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 20/12/2025
Pretty happy with this combined weather/calendar screen. Still tweaking the weather layout a bit. It’s a little cramped
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 08/12/2025
I shouldn’t gamble
A losing bet. Like real bad. A big ol parlay full of misses
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 07/12/2025
The duality of man
Lots of points for Josh Allen. Negative points for Tyrod Taylor
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 04/12/2025
Ho. Ho. Ho.
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 01/12/2025
Irrationally excited about this. I thought it was gonna be back ordered until after Christmas
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 23/11/2025
Just a reminder that this game is weird as hell. And Florida usually wins by a lot in the past 20 years. Tennessee NEVER wins by a lot. I’m assuming Florida will come back
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 02/11/2025
Guess who is winning
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 01/11/2025
I’ve been begging beer companies to do this. Finally. Mini cans.
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 23/10/2025
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 09/09/2025
BREAKING: New research is available
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 23/08/2025
How is it that in 2025 this screen isn’t just a giant QR code? There has to be some sort of dumb legal reason right? It’s insane that we’re still doing this. So many other services sign in with another device. But fine. Even if you accept this as the simplest technical flow. USE A QR CODE
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 20/08/2025
I still think about this phone.
Jet Black iPhone 7 on a light blue wood bar
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 03/08/2025
Saw this in south Knoxville and thought of @hollyanderson.bsky.social
A painting of a possum clutching its imaginary pearls? I think?
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 01/08/2025
Trying to clean out my grinder. Really shook it out. This is the amount of coffee that was lost inside it. Also broken pieces of old burr holders. We break these too often…
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 18/07/2025
Not unhappy with this
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 09/07/2025
Cooksmarts wins again
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 02/07/2025
Hey @espn.com STOP WASTING MY TV SPACE. FILL IT UP
A tv with ESPNs multi view. A large box on the left and three smaller boxes on the right. An obscene amount of padding between and around the boxes
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 06/06/2025
Plex is making some interesting marketing choices
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 11/05/2025
Crouch florist bringing the heat (and bringing it FAST today)
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 27/04/2025
Just being a weirdo
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 20/04/2025
Our Easter treat. Nutella filled “cruffins”. He may the most important thing risen today. But He wasn’t the only thing
12 spirally croissant muffins baking in a red muffin tinBaked croissant muffins with Nutella filling on a green cookie sheet. They’re covered in cinnamon sugar
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 16/04/2025
$41.65 because we’re a baseball school 🍊
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 18/02/2025
Someone arrest Tony Vitello. This can’t possibly be legal.
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 15/02/2025
This weekends coffee came in a real bougie box. Really good though 👌
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 15/02/2025
Nothing special. Some Whole Foods roses my daughter picked out. And a lodge skillet. For scale?
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 10/02/2025
Trying to decide if it’s time to cash out or shoot for the moon
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 05/02/2025
This is the dumbest movie I could get in 1 try
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 28/01/2025
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 13/01/2025
Probably time to cash out…
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 10/01/2025
Looking forward to figuring out how this thread got from here to there @hollyanderson.bsky.social @minakimes.bsky.social
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 01/01/2025
First Christmas Lego set built

A fullly constructed LEGO Tie Fighter
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 28/12/2024
The way my children open Lego boxes reminds me of something….
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 26/12/2024
This coffee has been on a JOURNEY. Not really freshly roasted anymore… but it’s here
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 26/12/2024
The kids got cameras that print out their pictures. They’ve made some haunting stuff
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 25/12/2024
Stayed up just long enough to watch the end of the Hawaii Bowl
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