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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 18h
I want to unpack this a tiny bit, which I think I can do without getting anybody in too much trouble: One verrry underreported aspect of campaigns like this, for obvious reasons, is “which TV pundits have the same agents as athletes they’re covering”
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 19h
Szmyt?? Preparing myself for the "I'd like to buy a vowel" pun headlines @bryancurtis.bsky.social
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 19h
I'm not going to lie. I actually kind of like these Browns uniforms. I think I shouldn't but I do
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 01/10/2026
I'm generally fairly pro Sirianni. But I'm really considering the possibility of Philadelphia Eagles Head Coach Mike Tomlin tonight
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 01/10/2026
Baseball overuses the champagne celebration
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 30/09/2026
I've said this before. But if Raye doesn't sing the next Bond theme we have failed as a society
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely embarrassing stuff
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 30/09/2026
We've officially moved all our devices to USB-C. About to recycle so many lightning cables
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 30/09/2026
Seeing ads on an HBO show feels like such a violation of the social contract.
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 29/09/2026
Love these 3rd down checkdowns to Will Shipley. Excellent
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 29/09/2026
I guess Case Keenum has just been saving all of this since 2017
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 29/09/2026
I've seen angry Jalen Hurts. I cannot believe it
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 29/09/2026
Case Keemun looks better than half the QBs in the NFL
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 29/09/2026
What on earth is Troy talking about. That's defensive PI every time
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 29/09/2026
Seems like Ben Johnson still absolutely owns Vic Fangio
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 29/09/2026
Is there any ESPN show I can watch that doesn't have Pat McAfee??
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Joe Ovies @joeovies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn't realize @edsbs.bsky.social was going to break out the blowtorch on the pod yesterday...
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 27/09/2026
Let the Skywalkers die. Kill them if you have to. Oh wait. They did that and then just invented a new Skywalker
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Defector @defector.com · 26/09/2026
“The devil doesn’t want you to own resources and real estate." Kelsey McKinney went to a Life Surge event that featured several Eagles players last year: defector.com/saquon-barkl...
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PHILADELPHIA — The Benham Brothers think they are very funny and very smart. They are 50-year-old tall, blonde, identical twins who have a series of scripted jokes that mostly amount to calling each o...
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 26/09/2026
Faizon Brandon wasn't great today. But given what he faced… he could have been so much worse as a true freshman
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 26/09/2026
Legitimately one of the dumbest games I've been to. We covered though…
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 26/09/2026
Tennessees offense is basically just Texas penalties
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 26/09/2026
My daughter has friends on Messenger Kids. So she wants on. I can't imagine letting my children anywhere near a Meta product… parenting is hard
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 24/09/2026
I watch The Paper just for the way Sabrina Impacciatore says "TTT Online"
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 23/09/2026
Hearing Tommy Tuberville say the phrase "furry community" will never get old
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 23/09/2026
Ugh. Why won't he let us enjoy anything.
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 23/09/2026
ONE WAY OUT
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 23/09/2026
If you're out there using a Meta AI agent. You're getting exactly what you asked for. I can't even imagine wanting to. I'm not even a little bit curious.
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 22/09/2026
Just listening to Mark Gurman on Decoder. No doubt he gets the scoops. But I think his evaluation of Apples AI strategy is insane. Apple is a business so they should be paranoid. But they have nothing to fear from an OpenAI puck.
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 21/09/2026
Go birds
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 21/09/2026
My experience so far playing with iPhone Duo simulator is that shoving everything over on the right is a mistake. I'm not sure if the motivation is to provide more vertical space, or to avoid wasting the horizontal space in the curve. But it just feels wrong to me
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 21/09/2026
Light the lamp Donny Candles! 🕯️
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 21/09/2026
Loved the Eagles calling the blitz on the Titans Hail Mary attempt
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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shy guy who go to gym @coolideas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
eagles fans burning the rebel flag in nashville go birds
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh hey, an ACTUAL threat to women's sports!
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 20/09/2026
I really hate the Milanese loop band on the Apple Watch Ultra. I would not have gotten it if I'd known how different it was.
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 20/09/2026
I frequently find myself just watching David Sanders
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 20/09/2026
The Titans are going to ruin Trinidad Chambliss
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 20/09/2026
All SEC games in September should be night games
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 20/09/2026
Why does the video in Florida-Auburn look like total garbage. The color is so dark
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 20/09/2026
Nice to see Lincoln Riley's defense is still doing its thing.
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 19/09/2026
I'm sorry. What did you do NC State????
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 19/09/2026
Wow. Insane. Even if he doesn't break it. The likelihood of him getting into the top 5 is disturbingly high
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 19/09/2026
When I found out that the Big Walk has its own version of the back rooms…
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of the coolest things about people who don't have a lot of power taking a principled stand is it lays bare the complete cowardice of the ones who actually *do* have power when they fail to do even a fraction as much.
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ESPN pretending to do Equal Time on a political matter, which they have no obligation to do anyway, and then dumping the rebuttal to one of the most watched programs on their network on a midweek sportscenter that no one will see is some of the most cowardly and pointless shit they've done.
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 15/09/2026
Never change Meg Stalter
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Chris @chris.brakebill.me · 15/09/2026
Honestly. Had to stop halfway through this just to calm down. My god. Men. We have to be better than this.
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