Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Well I wasn't expecting to get it like this. 😅 Wordle 1,939 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 010
Reposted by Chris SamuelJeff Moss @thedarktangent.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026With all the new G's (New GTLDs that ICANN has approved) coming up like .pdf now is a great time to disable search from your browser bar so you don't accidentally end up at a malicious site. For FireFox or Tor Browser do: - about:config - set browser.fixup.alternate.enabled false - set keyword […]defcon.socialOriginal post on defcon.social 1015
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Snek! Not what I was expecting on my morning walk yesterday. (a sadly deceased Dekay's Brownsnake according to Seek, confirmed by someone on iNaturalist) #snake #philadelphia #snek 010
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026Should I be surprised that this is 666 seconds into Greg K-H's latest talk on Linux kernel security? youtu.be/NnV_cWeoo5Q?si=LKkFsquWXdP… His point is that kernel vulnerabilities are now (on average) being exploited 7 days before being reported. 😬 #linux #security #itsec 020
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026I didn't think it was possible to be nostalgic about scams, but I just got my first 419 type email in a long time. Unfortunately I don't think they realise I know that the Nigerian government doesn't have that much to do with the Geelong Archery Club (whose Plex webmail system they appear to […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026Sunflower with three bees hanging out this morning in the drizzle. #bloomscrolling #bees 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026Shipwreck remains, likely from the 1884 wreck of the schooner Warren Sawyer, uncovered by the Nor'Easter on Nantucket. www.npr.org/2026/09/27/nx-s1-598278… #archaeology #shipwreck #nantucket 001
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026Pretty impressive work, recovering ancient human DNA from samples associated with cave art on walls in caves in Portugal. www.nature.com/articles/s41467-026-… #archaeology #ancientDNA #aDNA #genetics #genomicsnature.comInvestigating ancient human DNA preservation on cave walls and in rock art - Nature CommunicationsAncient DNA can be preserved on materials from archaeological floor deposits such as bones, sediments and artifacts. Here, the authors investigate whether Palaeolithic wall art can preserve human DNA for study. 002
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026I think Queensland police need to set up a sting operation. www.theguardian.com/australia-news/… #puns #beestheguardian.comMore than 800,000 bees stolen across far north Queensland in ‘sophisticated’ operationApiarists will lose not just the insects but the value of pollination contracts, which can be worth thousands of dollars 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026This is fun, determining a likely body temperature for T.Rex by looking at tooth enamel structure. Spoiler, looks like an endotherm! www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.… #paleontology #t.rex #dinosaurs 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026“Oh my head!”, said Thomas, waking up after another heavy night. “Where am I this time? Wait, America? How on earth did I get here?” he pondered, through the fog, aches and nausea. A groan to his right startled him. “Henry! Oh no! What have I got you into? […] [Original post on mastodon.acm.org] 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026Great article on the strife that Australia is in with its heavy reliance on diesel (using about twice the amount per-capita compared to the US for instance), suggesting a way to make reserves go further would be to start moving to electric freight vehicles (and what that entails). This quote […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 100
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026Freddy Mercury would have been 80 today. The UK National Archives have published his British naturalisation application. www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/explore…nationalarchives.gov.ukFreddie Mercury’s naturalisation certificateFreddie Mercury was naturalised as a British citizen in 1969. This record tells the story of how he emigrated from Zanzibar to the UK. 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026Fascinating article on the work of Fred Hollows and his successors, saving sight in regional and outback Australia. But they survive year to year based on grant funding despite the with they do being so critical […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 000
Reposted by Chris SamuelKit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026“*YOU* Are the Chosen One?!” “Hahaha no.” “I thou—“ “I’m just *a* chosen girl. There’s hundreds of us, you know. Big planet; takes a lot of saving” “Where’s your enchanted sword, then?” “Melted it” “You *what*!” “Swords are flashy, but impractical. So I made an enchanted multitool” “You […]aus.socialOriginal post on aus.social 51057
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026Quite a light show on the Strasburg PA rail camera from the thunderstorm heading to Delaware right now. www.youtube.com/live/RZpIX6cq7Os #PAwx 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026I was curious about which Linux kernel releases are blamed for introducing CVEs, so poking in the kernel security teams "vulns" repo here are the (current) top 10 blamed kernel versions: $ git grep -i "Issue introduced in" | awk '{print $1,$5}' | sort | uniq | awk '{print $2}' | sort | uniq -c […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 101
Reposted by Chris SamuelAstronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This is a pleasing factoid: the Nancy Grace Roman space telescope is the same size and weight as a T-Rex! Countdown: 15 days to launch! 🚀 AUG 30, 2026 11:26 UTC ℹ️: science.nasa.gov/mission/roma... 1025584
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026Lucky nobody was hurt... 😬 > After the airplane stopped, passengers began standing and attempting to access overhead bins despite commands to remain seated. [...] > She repeatedly commanded passengers to leave their belongings behind; however, multiple passengers took their carry-on baggage […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 001
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026RE: live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/117… Sometimes you just can't get a break...live.acarsdrama.com 100
Reposted by Chris Samuelsabik @sabik.rants.au.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026"Three feet long and with 34 names, Clacton's ballot paper is the longest ever" Australians: sweet summer child 003
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026If an AI plays James Bond but doesn't tell anyone it's an AI is it... ....a secret agent? (sorry) #puns 001
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026Oops. www.theregister.com/security/2026/0… #security #firefoxtheregister.comMozilla revokes Firefox signing key after unencrypted copy lands in GitHubAudit logs found no unexpected visitors, but release verification still needs an update 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026TIL that the earliest evidence of a stringed instrument in Europe was found in High Pasture Cave on the Isle of Skye in Scotland, and is the charred remains of the bridge of what is believed to be a lyre. It's about 2,300 years old […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 022
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026Sigh, humans care more about not disturbing fictional graves of fictional characters than possibly damaging real graves of real people. > In the end, he said, “we went quite close to some real Bronze Age remains, but we avoided Dobby’s grave” […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 101
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026Shocked to find that the Australian language dictionary for Thunderbird does not seem to know "whinging". Yours, A whinging Pom. 010
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026Nostalgia - it's not as good as it used to be... A couple of years ago I found a really nice little quote in an article on nostalgia that claims that it doesn't date back to when we first started writing, but a little time after when we could look back at […] [Original post on mastodon.acm.org] 002
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026Gah - now the UK govt has managed to do it too... www.aisi.gov.uk/blog/incident-repor… The crazy thing is they say they are working on: > surfacing potential risks before they reach the public Yet they then say: > we test them under […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026Nice to see aDNA genetics undoing some stories invented about some of the people found in Pompeii by revealing some of the realities of who they were, how they were related (or in these cases how they were not) and where they came from […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 122
Reposted by Chris SamuelTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 01/08/2026My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com 121025273
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026Love this idea of no one #Homer. > The poem could even have taken shape by committee. In the late 6th century BCE, Pisistratus, tyrant of Athens, mandated the annual performance of the entire Iliad and Odyssey at a festival celebrating the goddess Athena. > > It takes about 20 hours to read the […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 100
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026TIL that in #archaeology there is a thing called the Fish Event Horizon. Sadly it has nothing to do with Douglas Adams. 111
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026The Linux kernel security team announced 433 CVEs in under 7 hours today (2026-07-19 09:09-15:40 UTC) - how's your weekend going? lore.kernel.org/linux-cve-announce #linux #securitylore.kernel.orglinux-cve-announce.vger.kernel.org archive mirror 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026> The issue was therefore not simply the loss of one NTP server or redundancy in the design of the configuration of the three NTP servers, but the propagation and acceptance of erroneous date information by interconnected systems that rely on timing as a trust and ordering reference. Pretty […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026For folks interested in network monitoring/IDS things there's a free workshop on the open source Zeek monitoring tool in Berkeley coming up 2026-09-10 and 2026-09-11! Includes a session on how we use Zeek at NERSC as part of defending our #HPC systems by our own Aaron Scantlin […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 010
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026Who called the CVE severity number a "base score" and not a magnitude? "Two magnitude 9 CVE has been detected in the Mellanox drivers. Aftershocks are expected." (for real: nvidia.custhelp.com/app/answers/det…) #security #humour #humor 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026RIP Sam Neill. Hope you've found John Clarke and are having a lark together. Photo is from a review of their film "Death in Brunswick": www.flicks.co.nz/features/kiwis-sam… 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026My lightning detector had a bit of a workout this afternoon - 297 strikes in 2 hours (1345-1545). We didn't get the worst of the storm either! #PAwx 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026The UK National Archives has found a new copy of the US Declaration of Independence in its archives, seized from an American privateer off Portugal in December 1776. It's the only copy of an Exeter Declaration known to reside outside of the US […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026A bit late for #PhillyFriday (especially as I just invented it) but it was taken on Friday. 😇 #Philadelphia This is taken from near Suburban Station in the centre of the city, looking back towards the Philadelphia Art Museum / Museum of Art. I believe […] [Original post on mastodon.acm.org] 010
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026Passenger: I thought you said I was in seat 12C? British Airlines gate person: I did, what’s wrong? Passenger: it says I’m in seat 53.6F!!?! BA gate person: oh this is a codeshare operated by American Airlines. It’s the same seat. #DadJoke 013
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026This is an interesting read if you're into the history of cryptology, Turing, or similar: spectrum.ieee.org/alan-turings-deli… #history #cryptology #cryptography #turing #ww2spectrum.ieee.orgAlan Turing's Top Secret DIY ProjectIn November 2023, a large cache of Turing's wartime papers—nicknamed the “Bayley papers”—was auctioned in London for almost half a million U.S. dollars. The previously unknown cache contains many sheets in Turing’s own handwriting, telling of his top-secret “Delilah” engineering project from 1943 to 1945. This is an exclusive look at the documents, and what they reveal about Alan Turing. 012
Reposted by Chris Samuelacb @acb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026RE: mastodon.social/@thejapantimes/1167… As a veteran of long-haul flights, I don’t see how anything short of lay-flat beds would be more than a superficial gesture. And there’s no way that would be both safety compliant and economical for ordinary passengers A 20h direct […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 001
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026There's some slight discrepancy between the headline and the picture that I cannot quite put my finger on... 🤪 (on the serious side - props on the fact that there's not a single horned helmet in sight - that's a modern fable starting in the 1800s) Original […] [Original post on mastodon.acm.org] 000
Reposted by Chris SamuelKit Bashir @unixbigot.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026“What did you do after the Purge? How did you survive?” “Plumbing!” “Really, a Jedi Knight unblocking sinks? You couldn’t think of anything else to do with your valuable skills?” “Hey unblocking a sewer line without having to dig up the garden is absolutely a valuable skill. “ #Tootfic […]aus.socialOriginal post on aus.social 021
Reposted by Chris SamuelTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 13/06/2026My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com 383028619
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026Goblin sharks seen in their natural habitat for the first time! Before now they've all be fished up, usually dead but a couple alive. Link to paper and a video in the thread. www.theguardian.com/environment/202… #sharks […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 100
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026I'm from Cardiff in South Wales 🏴 so you'd think I'd know how many people were on the field for a team for the start of the #rugby match, wouldn't you? If you'd asked me 10 minutes ago I'd have said "15 of course!". But I made the mistake of looking at the Welsh Rugby Union rules and […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 100
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2026“Jakupovic was referring to the comic book Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which depicts the lives of four turtles who live in the New York City sewer system. The turtles, who are brothers, were exposed to radioactive waste as youths, which turned them into human-turtle hybrids. Trained in martial […]mastodon.acm.orgOriginal post on mastodon.acm.org 000
Chris Samuel @chris-bloke.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026Sad news on the comets-ml list today - Alan Hale (a great comet observer and co-discoverer of Comet C/1995 O1 Hale-Bopp) died today. Vale Alan, ad astra. groups.io/g/comets-ml/message/35420 #comets #astronomy 001