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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺

@chriostoir.bsky.social
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Utter gobshite. Blocker of unsolicited DMs. Lover, moose wrangler, Tory baiter, FuckTrumper, chandelier polisher, world record holder, dwile flonker, champion of the downtrodden, CPO, loud shouty music listener, we're only different on the outside #OneRace

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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
American Politics 101...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Knowledge can never be unknown - only forgotten, or hidden.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What chance is there that #Trump will authorise the use of a tactical nuclear weapon before he leaves (or is kicked out of) office? HIGH LOW NONE CERTAINTY #DementedDon
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Parked up in town - saw this... 🇵🇸 #SaoirsedonPhalastín
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump’s decompensating because of failures on multiple fronts. Not one campaign promise has come to fruition. He can't even renovate successfully, even though building is his supposed expertise. 

Trump is so grandiose that he believes he can change reality just by saying it.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay, so obviously I'm not saying that I'm magic or anything but I tweeted this in February, 3 months before Guardiola announced his departure from Man. City... #Guardiola #ManCity #115Charges #CityAreGuilty
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Be rude not to... 😁😘
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF ADVICE YOU CAN GIVE TO THE AMERICAN ELECTORATE AHEAD OF THE #MIDTERMS...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SOME GOOD NEWS... The last of my Shingles blisters has finally healed up 👏🎉👏 Ten fucking months to the day when I first discovered it... 😳 #Shingles - not as much fun as you might think.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just as well those committing wrongs against the RNLI are not holding placards supporting a proscribed organisation, else they would really be in trouble.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was writing a short story around 7 and a half years ago, and posted a wee taster over on the Bird site (pre-Elon). I think you'll agree it's some mad shit...
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#MitchMcConnell is the epitome of today's #GOP - fucked up and close to death.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As far as I can tell, this #MAGA version of the #GOP is populated by quislings, fraudsters, embezzlers, couch fuckers, dog shaggers and kiddy fiddlers. Did I miss anyone out...?
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just read about #BonnieGreer. 😭 That's rounded off a properly shit day. RIP Bonnie. 🖤
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#UachtaráinnahÉireann
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Family Guy: It's Raining Sideways
ALT: Family Guy: It's Raining Sideways
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Any other sad insomniacs around...?
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Byuntear Ren And Stimpy: Insomnia Madness
ALT: Byuntear Ren And Stimpy: Insomnia Madness
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
SIRI - show me someone who's just been to the Principal's office and had their arse handed to them.... #TrumpInIreland #UachtaráinnahÉireann
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@katarinakriz.bsky.social
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Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves Hello
ALT: Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves Hello
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mikedugdale.bsky.social @mikedugdale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And this article is very interesting on what constitutes 'uniform'. It's a much lower bar than I had imagined. englishlawguide.co.uk/policital-un...
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Policital Uniforms
Unlike many public order offences, liability does not depend on disorder or violence occurring. The offence is complete once a uniform is worn in the requisite context. The focus lies on the signifying function of clothing rather than its intrinsic characteristics.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
THINGS I FIND MYSELF SAYING AS I APPROACH RETIREMENT... Why is my scrotum so far away from my body? Aaaarrgghh! Oooyah! Bastad! (Noises when getting up off the sofa) Fuckin' young people... 🤬 Ice melts faster than this piss... Why are there more hairs up my nose than on top of my head? #OldGit
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stating the obvious for the hard of thinking. #TrumpIsALiar #TrumpIsACunt
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Quote about Epstein from 2020 book Hiding IN PLAIN SIFHT by a Sarah Kendzior. I can’t see the alt txt I’m typing due to BlueSky format. Feel free to redo if illegible. Terrible system here
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What's the difference between #Trump and Woody from Toy Story? Woody goes limp when a child comes in the room.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When you're trying your best to drop off to sleep, is there anything worse than what can only be described as a dog fart from the deepest recesses of Hades...?
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Took a bottle of water out of the fridge and threw it on the bed, then went and watched an extra hour of telly. Just got into the bed and the damp patch left by the condensation off the bottle, has left me both annoyed and strangely nostalgic... 😂😜
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's that time of the year again... 🎶😯🎶😯🎶😁
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Google spot on for a change...😂 #IfTheCapFits #IsThatCuntDeadYet
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm not saying that *everyone* who has a moustache looks like a douchebag, but...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What a fucking moron. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario as his fight with Canada spirals
Trump’s order has no effect outside the United States
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#HomeAlone2 Come on, Grim Reaper FFS - you'll get the right one eventually...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#RIPDolly #RIPTimCurry
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't believe it. He's been dead so many times before. It's just a joke, right? Right...? 😭 news.sky.com/story/actor-...
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Actor Tim Curry, who starred in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, has died
The star died on Wednesday at his home in Los Angeles, according to his long-time manager and friend Marcia Hurwitz.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I guess if we were just to ignore them, MAGAts would either shoot themselves to death, eat themselves to death, or shit themselves to death...🤔 #NRA #ObesityEpidemic #Salmonella #Cryptosporidiosis #ExplosiveDiarrhea
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@davidallengreen.bsky.social Jebus - Rogers, Tielemans, Konsa... Poor old Unai Emery must be tearing his hair out... 😯 #VillaFireSale
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My body is a temple...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wait your fucking turn, Iran...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I am living in a Hitchcock movie... 🎥🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
#KissOfDeath #FIFA #EverythingTrumpTouchesDies
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
For fuck's sake... 🤦🏻‍♀️ www.rte.ie/news/2026/08...
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Dobby memorial forced diversion of Ireland-UK power link
A €500 million electricity interconnector between Ireland and Wales was diverted due to efforts by Harry Potter fans to save a memorial to Dobby the House Elf, according to the project's manager.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Shocked, I tells ya... #IsraeliGenocide #WarCriminalNetanyahu news.sky.com/story/israel...
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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu rejects Donald Trump's Board of Peace plan for Gaza
The PM said his military will not withdraw from the territory until Hamas fully disarms and insists there will be no Palestinian state in Gaza or the West Bank as long as he is leader.
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The so-called president of the United States is a massive money launderer and cut off by the bank that discovered it. Yet the story barely registers with the legacy media. What a disgrace.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Be on the lookout for this gobshite, who could start an argument in an empty room.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Honestly, I HATE having to do self promotion. Sorry if I do too much of it. Tech Bros are drowning in cash by stealing from writers, musicians and artists, while those artists and writers can't afford food. Literally. Unless we self-promote, original, human-made art dies. That's how it is.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#RIPGlenHansard #DrimoleagueSingingFestival
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ahead of his time... #TrumpTheDictator www.instagram.com/reel/DaF-7z2...
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omar._aladeen on Instagram: "Sacha Baron Cohen attended The 84th Annual Academy Awards (2012) in character and full costume as Aladeen, accompanied by his "virg…"
Sacha Baron Cohen attended The 84th Annual Academy Awards (2012) in character and full costume as Aladeen, accompanied by his "virgin guards". While giving an interview on the red carpet to an unsuspecting Ryan Seacrest he brandished an urn he claimed to contain the remains of deceased North Korean dictator Kim Jong-II. Cohen then spilled the ashes all over Seacrest's tuxedo. As a result, Cohen was banned from entering the auditorium or participating in the events. What would you rate The Dictator (2012) out of 10?💭#sachabaroncohen #dictator #thedictator
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It doesn't matter what Trump says. Netanyahu will sabotage any deal. #Gaza www.rte.ie/news/us/2026...
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Trump announces agreement for disarmament of Hamas
US President Donald Trump announced an agreement for the "complete disarmament" of Hamas, calling it a critical step toward a new Palestinian government in Gaza.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not gonna lie - I genuinely read that as 'Bawbag Group'... www.rte.ie/news/busines...
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PTSB shareholders vote in favour of €1.6bn takeover offer
Shareholders in PTSB have voted 91% in favour of a takeover of the bank by Austria's Bawag group.
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