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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺

@chriostoir.bsky.social
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Utter gobshite. Blocker of unsolicited DMs. Lover, moose wrangler, Tory baiter, FuckTrumper, chandelier polisher, world record holder, dwile flonker, champion of the downtrodden, CPO, loud shouty music listener, we're only different on the outside #OneRace

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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 21h
D'you see America? It IS possible to hold accountable, leaders of political parties, when they turn out to be paedophile rapists... #TrumpIsARapist #TrumpIsAPaedophile #JailTrumpNow share.google/3TNbcaCoCnJi...
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Jeffrey Donaldson jailed for 15 years for child sex abuse crimes
Jeffrey Donaldson dominated unionism in Northern Ireland for decades. Now the former DUP leader is a convicted child sex offender, beginning a 15-year prison term.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#PSG'S football is absolutely joyous to watch. Even more so than seeing #Citeh get taken to the fucking cleaners. #UCL #MCYPSG
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Good. I know how Gav lets you 'play' with some of the pie ingredients. Kitchen fitters might not understand the contents of your freezer...😬🪓🪓
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I trust they didn't look in your freezer...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
€19. Not even 2 gallons... #TrumpIsACunt
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
From Joe O'Shea's column in today's Irish Mirror... #DementedDon #TrumpIsMental
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why the buggery fuck do the mainstream media lap up every bullshit utterance that #Trump has to say? Just blank the orange cunt and take away his oxygen. He has shown his true pro-Putin colours and revealed his traitorous nature. He is the greatest danger to US security. www.rte.ie/news/world/2...
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Russia strike power plants after Trump ceasefire claim
Russian strikes hit multiple Ukrainian power plants after US President Donald Trump's claim that both sides had agreed to stop hitting each other's energy infrastructure, Ukraine's President Volodymyr...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#PublicExecutions #GeorgeCarlin
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#TrumpIsAFilthyTraitor #TrumpIsARussianAsset #TrumpIsQuisling #TrumpIsACunt #TrumpHasBetrayedUkraine Pick one (or more) they are all true.
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Nobel Prize @nobelprize.org · 09/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize to Navanethem “Navi” Pillay for her efforts to promote peace and international law.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Orange Manbaby tantrum incoming...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How long before #Trump pardons him...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's a proper fucking looper.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't be such a wuss. It just says that Rachel agrees to only tie you up twice a week - torture is limited to Christmas and birthdays, and you give her power of attorney over your worldly possessions/eventual corpse. Standard really.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Moira Rose: Sign The Fucking Contract!
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I'm not feeling very w
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Supernatural: Crowley's Long Contract Scroll
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Youre It Tagging
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never mind the yellow thing - why are there 2 bleached ballbags next to the beans on toast...?
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I tried that once after a skinful of Guinness. It was mostly a fart and the girlfriend screamed and ran away...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
American Politics 101...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Her dark materials: How Norah Jones finally exorcised her demons
She survived sudden stardom to sell more than 40 million albums. Ten years on, she has finally got to know her famous father. So why are pain and heartbreak still providing the inspiration for pop mus...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I may have been distracted by scantily clad Ecuadorian lady springboard divers, but I trust you 100% wifey. 😘😘😘
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Knowledge can never be unknown - only forgotten, or hidden.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What chance is there that #Trump will authorise the use of a tactical nuclear weapon before he leaves (or is kicked out of) office? HIGH LOW NONE CERTAINTY #DementedDon
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Grifting Bluffs
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You're the best. 😍😘
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Parked up in town - saw this... 🇵🇸 #SaoirsedonPhalastín
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought you were enjoying yourself on Guy Fawkes Night at the big bonfire (you burned down the adventure playground). All the rockets and roman candles - your little face lit up. Admittedly so did your eyebrows and hair, but then I always say eyebrows are overrated...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Verrückte Frau in Zwangsjacke festgehalten
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have a plan for that...
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Shaun Of The Dead Poli Shovel Hit
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump’s decompensating because of failures on multiple fronts. Not one campaign promise has come to fruition. He can't even renovate successfully, even though building is his supposed expertise. 

Trump is so grandiose that he believes he can change reality just by saying it.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes dear. Time to discipline that wayward daughter again...
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Let Me Out
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes, your mother always was my sexy puddin' - although far more violent than Harley Quinn...
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Harley Quinn: Take That!
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We got the idea from a Billy Connolly song, tentatively titled "My Granny Drowned In The Grotto At Lourdes, 'Cos A Hunchback Pushed Her In"...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can't. I'm in Tashkent, scouting the Uzbekistan Women's Water Polo team...
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Water Polo Merrill Screaming
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Net's looking a bit limp to be honest. 🤔
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🥰
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My large what...? 😳
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay, so obviously I'm not saying that I'm magic or anything but I tweeted this in February, 3 months before Guardiola announced his departure from Man. City... #Guardiola #ManCity #115Charges #CityAreGuilty
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Be rude not to... 😁😘
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sounds a bit too "Last Tango" for me... 😬
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF ADVICE YOU CAN GIVE TO THE AMERICAN ELECTORATE AHEAD OF THE #MIDTERMS...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SOME GOOD NEWS... The last of my Shingles blisters has finally healed up 👏🎉👏 Ten fucking months to the day when I first discovered it... 😳 #Shingles - not as much fun as you might think.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just as well those committing wrongs against the RNLI are not holding placards supporting a proscribed organisation, else they would really be in trouble.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Then there's the one about the mummy's boy deer 'Namby Bambi'...
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's Froggus Fascistii - a Nazi politician from the UK that is more commonly referred to as 'That Fucker Farage'.
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Chris Gray ⭐⭐🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @chriostoir.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was writing a short story around 7 and a half years ago, and posted a wee taster over on the Bird site (pre-Elon). I think you'll agree it's some mad shit...
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