Reposted by chris :)flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A rare example of pets coming to resemble their owners 66220
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I still mourn the loss of the Lidl goats cheese pizza :( 000
Reposted by chris :)owen 🎃 @eseserajki.bsky.social · 11/09/2026all my unwoke takes are only unwoke to liberals ... but heres some of those: - democracy isnt actually that good of a system, at least not how it exists in current practice (if it does at all) - the un is useless and shit and part of us hegemony - nato is quite badly imperialist 031
Reposted by chris :)The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust theonion.com/americans-fondly-recal… 433802663
Reposted by chris :)owen 🎃 @eseserajki.bsky.social · 11/09/2026im also thinking about mohammad salman hamdani today, a 9/11 firefighter who died searching for survivors, and was subsequently investigated as a terrorist based on his faith. the political fallout of this day for muslims genuinely cant be overstated 25010
Reposted by chris :)Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️⚧️ @leftiestats.bsky.social · 07/09/2026‼️Statement RE my suspension from the Greens. I was suspended for the 'crime' of being a trans woman who ran for a women's place. The "media interest" in my gender was cited as the sole reason for my suspension. 30676253
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Whenever I think my life is crap, I think back to when I willingly attended Mormon sermons as well as a Bible study and remember that it ain't so bad. 010
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Damn girl, that's crazy. You know what else is crazy? 010
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026At Berlin duty free. Slowly acquiring an alcoholic's alcohol collection and a pretentious snob's sauce collection 000
Reposted by chris :)flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 27/08/2026And there it is, the one thing that Britain’s Israel/Palestine policy always been about. Britain does what it’s told to by Washington, Or Else. 3021668
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I hope one day I can be a Dad and when my kids are little, I will do a little and Sooty and Sweep performance for them to cheer them up :)static.klipy.comSooty Sweep Dancing PuppetAlt: Sooty Sweep Dancing Puppet 130
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Having my hair cut short has helped me loads in my self-image, I initially had reservations but I'm glad I did it🔥 000
Reposted by chris :)Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The only person I've ever known to say something bad about Dolly Parton is, rather tellingly, Graham Linehan. 1389
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 25/08/2026mfs say a mushy pea sandwich is disgusting and then eat this 000
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026One of my favourite facts about British television is that the reward for being on the show 'You've Been Framed!' never changed in the 32 years it was on air - it was always £250. Imagine being in the 90s and your monthly mortgage payment was sorted because your chud son ran into a wall lmao 032
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Beer is shite everywhere, don't fall for the propaganda. Drink fruity ciders and spirits like a proper bloke instead💪 010
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"Thank you for your application. Unfortunately..." emails will be the death of me 000
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I have developed an intense fear of going down escalators as my feet are too big for the steps 000
Reposted by chris :)flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Been saying this since the 2015 election: it is unthinkable that it might be them who have got it wrong, and not everybody else. 58811
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Had a haircut today! It's a bit short but it will grow 💪 110
Reposted by chris :)Rebecca Jones 🔶🇪🇺 @rebeccajones03.bsky.social · 17/08/2026What is it with anti-trans activists jumping straight into the anti-abortion camp. Like I know they've always been anti-choice but come on I thought they at least pretending to be feminists. 283
Reposted by chris :)the burgundy iceberg part 1 @burgundybonnso.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Take this guy. Multiply him by 500 or so, and then make them all best friends with MPs, cabinet members, and a couple prime ministers, and you get the British press; one of the most evil institutions of the modern world. 041
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Yesterday I went to Astley for a walk across the bay with my brother and there was a great deal of cute knitwork of little birdies! I really enjoyed the place 021
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I learnt about this little guy called Sweep through a Facebook group dedicated to people's teddies of him in the world a little bit ago and I think he is adorable :) 000
Reposted by chris :)Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 05/08/2026When the UK eventually slides into full fascism and even the centrists start to worry about getting put behind barbed wire, it will still, always and forever, be the fault of jeremy crombyblns that it all came to this 2343
Reposted by chris :)スキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 18/12/2024The low taper fade meme is still MASSIVE bro 281
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 04/08/2026People slag it off but a mushy pea sandwich is unironically lovely 000
Reposted by chris :)Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Really shocked that Rosie, who wants to protect women, accidentally befriended a man who beat his wife and wrote about wanting to shag teenage girls. 14212
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I wish I could come up with a half decent pseudonym for myself but the only good one I ever thought up has been tainted from when I made mapping videos in ~2017. Some inactive account has reuploads of a few of my videos still on there when you search it and I fear it is too cringe-inducing to face 000
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 01/08/2026job market so cooked that when I get a reply back I fantasise my life with that company 000
Reposted by chris :)Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026So rare that you can actually look into a man's eyes and see his divorce. 1183
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When I was at Uni I used to always say I would do my diss on something 'boring' like the history of the ladder and then I flaked and didn't (good thing I didn't, I liked my chosen topic and that would've drove me insane!). Now I'm not at Uni I kinda wanna do it as a passion project to stay learning! 110
Reposted by chris :)flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Tony Blair felt so secure in his position that he told those Iraq War protestors to get fucked. How secure do our leaders feel now, if they’re prosecuting paint-throwing protestors like they are ISIS? 114241
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 27/07/2026RuneScape is my favourite game but it's a real shame how dead the servers are especially compared to its older counterpart. Don't think I've had a conversation with another player that lasted longer than 5 minutes in the roughly 10 years I've played it while being a sentient being 100
Reposted by chris :)Andy Churnwell @churnwell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Hanging my massive "WES STREETING CRIED IN A LIFT" sign up in celebration of Trans Pride. 0101
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Over the past couple days I've been helping my mum's stall at the annual StationaryFest in Wigan! It's always a really nice time if you're a creative, would definitely recommend :) Incredibly friendly atmosphere with lovely people - you'd be surprised how fast tickets sell out! 110
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Update² - I didn't get it BUT the woman who interviewed me thought I would he excellent on the marketing team so I have a call with the head of that department on Monday to see if I have the relevant skills to apply! 220
Reposted by chris :)the burgundy iceberg part 1 @burgundybonnso.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The BBC is a really funny institution because they'll be filming Woke Dr Who vs The Evil Assimilationist Aliens and then 2 doors down a journalist is just about to send off her weekly column, titled "The Children Of Landed Gentry Who Are Boldly Taking The Fight To Immigrant Transgender Sex Workers". 041
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Update! I think I did really well but we shall see🔥🔥 010
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Job interview tomorrow. Shitting it is an understatement 100
Reposted by chris :)The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956… 7162581709
Reposted by chris :)the burgundy iceberg part 1 @burgundybonnso.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Did these Republicans sprout from thin air in 2015? Why are some of them 100 years old then? The country isn't exactly a peacekeeper when the other side are in power either. 011
chris :) @chriddopher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026going off to Deutschland in a months time and I've been consistently procrastinating my language learning time (I can speak and understand simple German, I just can't really converse), starting tomorrow is my first ever linguistic comeback 010
