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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MANVILLE, MA.- Experts report unclear developments on the phenomenon known as, “men.” “Despite being under close observation, we’re quite perplexed,” said Dr. Theresa Dormund, professor of Men’s Studies at Mount Holyoke College.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 06/10/2026
If you are outraged about this (and you should be, and I bet you are if you're reading this) and you want to do something about it: crank up that VPN and search for "ICE watch" or related activities + wherever you live. Get your Signal login going. Sign up for everything.
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The story also rips, if that is your jam.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh, you clicked the print button? guess that means you wanna print this document, huh. well guess what, fuck-o, you can’t. this document is in PROTECTED VIEW. that means you can’t do SHIT ……… unless … i guess you could click the enable print button … but then you’re gonna have to press print again
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, are you going to ring them up or hold up all the other corpses?
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can hear the tippy tappies in my head
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I beat Horgus’ sorry ass, smh can’t even get out of a snare
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The toast could use more color!!!
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sad
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ngl George Michael and the then more independent local sports coverage in the 90’s and 00’s made the bad DC football a little bit more palatable. Too bad he got brought off by Snyder.
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you see @mattielubchansky.com illustrate a @defector.com article, you know it’ll be a good one defector.com/how-one-tric...
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How One Trick Play Tells The History Of Football | Defector
When I called up my grandfather Irwin Miller last fall, I asked him if he felt his age. “Uh, no, probably 94,” he said, laughing as he shaved off three years. “The body feels 97, the head doesn’t, tha...
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Would we get cameos of Carter? The people yearn for Carter’s hot takes
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who amongst us?
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ultimate betrayal. If you hear “In the Arms of Angels” coming from down the street know a certain someone may have called the SPCA on you.
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What an icon
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Besides The Wire, surprised not to see The Americans.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If executive branch creates a system so that people under government control can be located and then just stops listing some people in that system — despite their still being under government control — that should be a five-alarm fire for the other branches, the states, and the public.
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you don’t look miserable while you do something you enjoy, what’s the point, really?
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Like a lot of American financial scandals, we really are trying not to hold the bag when this all collapses. We can’t keep operating in a framework that only focuses on the short term. Anyway, this is fantastic and worth the read!
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I completely forgot he was Oko’s kid, whoops. Being a centerpiece for the terrible hat sets didn’t help either.
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 16/09/2026
Hugely fun and funny take on JK Rowling's denials that her advocacy for women to be protected from the acceptance of trans people by society by @alyssaur.bsky.social. The humble social media manager who made this post laughed out loud and so will you! assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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J.K. Rowling’s Agent Insists She’s Not Funding Trans Genocide - Assigned Media
Comments from Lilly Wachowski in Variety prompted a public response from the author's agent.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyway, we are NOT throwing our trans siblings under the bus for ANY reason. NO. You can kick rocks.
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Palace Jailer, Riftwing Cloudskate, Signets
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hell yeah
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’ve lived in the area almost all of my life and can confirm, DC rocks. Adding items that are good: Kenilworth Aquatic Gardens Ethiopian Places Anacostia River Trail Lost Generation Brewery Rockville Soup Dumplings Eastern Market Hillwood Estate
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You won’t BELIEVE what Bad Bunny had to say about the statutory limits on PFAS in watersheds
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Hisham Zerriffi @hishamzerriffi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My timeline is full of love and grief for Dolly. If you’re like me and came late to an appreciation of her then I’d recommend the podcast below to get a glimmer of why people are taking this so hard. I avoid hero worship of celebrities. But Dolly was a real one.
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Dolly Parton's America : Episodes | WNYC Studios | Podcasts
The story of a legend at the crossroads of America’s culture wars.
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
variety.com/2026/music/n... RIP to a true legend
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Dolly Parton, Queen of Country Music, Dies at 80
Dolly Parton, considered by many to be the all-time queen of country music, and star of movies such as '9 to 5,' has died at age 80.
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis, card in Magic: the GatheringRites of Flourishing, a Magic: the Gathering card
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I feel like watching that many movies for one movie should give you some credit hours at USC’s film school
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sen Triplets as the Three Amigos???
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is what I get for marrying someone really into the Housewives. Another good bonus card would be Countess Luane when she got thrown into the drunk tank as Oubliette
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Secret Lair Clank Clank: Teresa Guidice as Ramirez DiPietro Karen Huger as Grixis Marchesa Jen Shah as Ghost Council of Orzhova Erika Jayne as Rubina Soulsinger Wendy Osefo as Lazav, the Multifarious Bonus Card: Ghostly Prison
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
With this post, I nominate you as the next UN Secretary General
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Jaime Foxx movie STEALTH (2005). Just awful.
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PM2.5 Kills ~9 Million People Each Year Worldwide @tkovach.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
DC Court of Appeals rules against the Trump EPA, says it was wrong to terminate the Greenhouse Gas Reduction Fund
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Trump's EPA was wrong to terminate billions in climate grants, US appeals court rules
A federal appeals court ‌on Tuesday said the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency cannot claw back about $20 billion of clean energy grants from several nonprofit groups, handing a defeat to the Trump...
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
True nightmare fuel, this is too early Hex
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 02/08/2026
this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...
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The adorable love story behind Wikipedia’s 'high five' photos
Nearly 14 years later, the tale of this iconic couple can finally be told.
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I was so jazzed when they brought him up a few years ago, and I’m happy he’s finally playing to his potential
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Snake Pit does a lot of work for a card that looks fairly narrow
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What a tragedy. The Once movie and soundtrack are cornerstones for young me, and I’m lucky to have seen him live in college.
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Listening to a foursome of old people are losing their mind over “socialism” and how Democrats are stealing elections so we need Voter ID and I cannot comprehend how you fry your brain this much. Truly extraordinary.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Tour De France reminds me of the greatest post in Defector history defector.com/dave-mckenna...
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Dave McKenna Insists They Have Ham Trucks In France | Defector
The topic in Defector’s internal chat on Friday was a ban, in the nation of France, on smoking in most outdoor spaces. How can the French—the French!—ban smoking? David Roth observed that “this feels ...
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
And so it begins. Why Your Team Sucks 2026 kicks off, fittingly, with the sorryass RAIDERS. Happy football season, everyone. defector.com/why-your-tea...
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Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Las Vegas Raiders | Defector
Some people are fans of the Las Vegas Raiders. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Las Vegas Raiders. This 2026 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the prev...
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector
A cat whose entire head is in a helmet with ear, eye and nose holes
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I always forgot the guy who did viral Magic: the Gathering videos and DC-related spoofs also is the worst
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
She may have gotten to season three of The Wire, you should check HBO Max
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I only see this played outside of the draft format by masochists
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chpwright.bsky.social @chpwright.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I think one of the original Pro Tour taglines was, “see the world when convention centers are cheapest”
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