Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 8hIn 46,000 people, people's desire for close friends ("I often wish I had more good friends") declines across life. Recent cohorts of younger people desire fewer and fewer good friends. But they otherwise follow the same trajectory. I wonder what people born in the 2000s will look like some day. 2100
Reposted by Bill ChopikEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 122102212637
Reposted by Bill ChopikTom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Anyone: Sometimes I enjoy certain things Bluesky: ^^^HISTORY’S GREATEST MONSTER 31115
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey everyone, I'm struggling to pay an APC for my Frontiers article titled "Predatory Open Access Publishers are the Death Knell for Modern Scientists." If you could contribute to my GoFundMe, I'd really appreciate it. If not, that's okay. I can just post a preprint or something. 150
Reposted by Bill ChopikMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026She deserves that dog: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil... 1285826752
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Excellent prompt! Here's a post you can use for your discussion board. Let me know if you want it to sound more formal or reference made-up sources about how the sky is blue" -ChatGPT 0104
Reposted by Bill ChopikMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Stealth kitties: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil... 38914170
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Here at Elsevier, we understand how long the review process takes. You toil for years on a project, then a retracted review process. That's why, and we swear to God, if you don't return proofs within 48 hours, this kitten will get it. We need to start making money off you ASAP. Get with the program. 4173
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 15/09/2026First date idea: we go to the Sonic the Hedgehog cafe in St Louis 110
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hi, I'd like to apply for the lifetime achievement award. Although my chronological age would seemingly render me ineligible, my biological age? Firmly in the eligibility window. How old do I feel (subjective age)? I'm at death's door. Thank you for your consideration 3206
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm giving an overview presentation of what my lab does and I think this meme accurately captures it. 2546
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My university has a near $15 billion endowment. This is my office name plate. 4353
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Listen, you may have the impression that Michigan cheated to win a football game. As a Michigan grad, I just want to say this: Yeah, you're probably right. I mean, we cheat all the time. What? You think we're good at football with all the money we spend? Do you hear yourself? Get a grip. 160
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Three years ago, I handed this syllabus schedule out to students. It was funny at the time 1100
Reposted by Bill Chopikdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026this is kind of stunning tbh 192096309
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's normal to think that your personality is annoying. In fact, studies show that up to 80% of people think your personality is annoying. 040
Reposted by Bill ChopikLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162153296
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The first and second authors contributed equally to the writing of the manuscript. 0120
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dolly was so great at bringing us all together. She did it again. 050
Reposted by Bill ChopikJimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I want to make sure that all jimothy fans know about tilly. #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon 944219521
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Don't mind me. Just sitting in the WashU-owned skybox talking about how professors aren't part of the elite. 050
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 20/08/2026At orientation. God, it's like a Targaryen family tree 2100
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Do I like being the center of attention? Of course not. I've made that clear at all 8 of my going away parties/events that you're invited to. 090
Reposted by Bill Chopik🦋 kris🌻⋆⋆⋆ @eviebauer727.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Watch this amazing dog! His name is Grayson and this is pretty cool. Especially, the part where he knows to slow down at the speed bump. Wow! 🤩😎 1294747740
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 02/08/2026As a scientific society, we're committed to inclusivity and making sure everyone has a spot at the table. Registration is $500, we secured a discounted hotel rate of $250/night, & flights are $700+. Lunches are an extra $30/day. Travel awards for $200 available. See you there! 4387
Reposted by Bill ChopikEl Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Paint me like one of your French squirrels 1155366689
Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 01/08/2026As a publisher, we use our billions of dollars in profits to continuously update our products. It's how we stay up-to-date and on the cutting edge of technology and the zeitgeist. That's why we always ask people for their beeper and fax numbers. 1111
Reposted by Bill ChopikInternet Archive @archive.org · 30/07/2026🌈 2010. 🎶 Erasure's Always plays as you mash Z, chasing that high score 🏆 and your best sparkly unicorn life 🦄 ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK still runs thanks to preservation & emulation via Ruffle. Flash is gone 👋, but your favorite games don't have to be. 🌐 Play it now! archive.org/details/robo... 3832131609