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Bill Chopik

@chops310.bsky.social
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Associate Professor of Social/Personality Psychology at Michigan State University My opinions do not reflect the views and opinions of my employer. Chopiklab.com

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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 8h
In 46,000 people, people's desire for close friends ("I often wish I had more good friends") declines across life. Recent cohorts of younger people desire fewer and fewer good friends. But they otherwise follow the same trajectory. I wonder what people born in the 2000s will look like some day.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone had to do it.
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Tom Hilton @tvhilton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone: Sometimes I enjoy certain things Bluesky: ^^^HISTORY’S GREATEST MONSTER
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey everyone, I'm struggling to pay an APC for my Frontiers article titled "Predatory Open Access Publishers are the Death Knell for Modern Scientists." If you could contribute to my GoFundMe, I'd really appreciate it. If not, that's okay. I can just post a preprint or something.
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guys, I'm scared.
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She deserves that dog: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Excellent prompt! Here's a post you can use for your discussion board. Let me know if you want it to sound more formal or reference made-up sources about how the sky is blue" -ChatGPT
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good Morning…
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Stealth kitties: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here at Elsevier, we understand how long the review process takes. You toil for years on a project, then a retracted review process. That's why, and we swear to God, if you don't return proofs within 48 hours, this kitten will get it. We need to start making money off you ASAP. Get with the program.
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
First date idea: we go to the Sonic the Hedgehog cafe in St Louis
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hi, I'd like to apply for the lifetime achievement award. Although my chronological age would seemingly render me ineligible, my biological age? Firmly in the eligibility window. How old do I feel (subjective age)? I'm at death's door. Thank you for your consideration
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think about this all the time
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm giving an overview presentation of what my lab does and I think this meme accurately captures it.
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My university has a near $15 billion endowment. This is my office name plate.
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Listen, you may have the impression that Michigan cheated to win a football game. As a Michigan grad, I just want to say this: Yeah, you're probably right. I mean, we cheat all the time. What? You think we're good at football with all the money we spend? Do you hear yourself? Get a grip.
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Three years ago, I handed this syllabus schedule out to students. It was funny at the time
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this is kind of stunning tbh
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's normal to think that your personality is annoying. In fact, studies show that up to 80% of people think your personality is annoying.
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Really makes you think....which is unfortunate.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The first and second authors contributed equally to the writing of the manuscript.
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly was so great at bringing us all together. She did it again.
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I want to make sure that all jimothy fans know about tilly. #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don't mind me. Just sitting in the WashU-owned skybox talking about how professors aren't part of the elite.
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
At orientation. God, it's like a Targaryen family tree
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Do I like being the center of attention? Of course not. I've made that clear at all 8 of my going away parties/events that you're invited to.
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Feel better? It's the best we can do
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🦋 kris🌻⋆⋆⋆ @eviebauer727.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Watch this amazing dog! His name is Grayson and this is pretty cool. Especially, the part where he knows to slow down at the speed bump. Wow! 🤩😎
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
As a scientific society, we're committed to inclusivity and making sure everyone has a spot at the table. Registration is $500, we secured a discounted hotel rate of $250/night, & flights are $700+. Lunches are an extra $30/day. Travel awards for $200 available. See you there!
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Paint me like one of your French squirrels
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
As a publisher, we use our billions of dollars in profits to continuously update our products. It's how we stay up-to-date and on the cutting edge of technology and the zeitgeist. That's why we always ask people for their beeper and fax numbers.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 30/07/2026
🌈 2010. 🎶 Erasure's Always plays as you mash Z, chasing that high score 🏆 and your best sparkly unicorn life 🦄 ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK still runs thanks to preservation & emulation via Ruffle. Flash is gone 👋, but your favorite games don't have to be. 🌐 Play it now! archive.org/details/robo...
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Bill Chopik @chops310.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Looks great.
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