David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Doesn't take so long to read. They've got a lot more time to do other things. Can pack a lot more story in” Spudgun - Bottom Christmas Special 1993 120
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And The Towers, Queens and The Perch. Keeps the prices down(ish) though. 220
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not a fuckin chance and I hope the punishment is particularly lenient because no set of fans will be more outraged than you lot at FC Self Righteous 001
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I see Sky Sports have gone into mourning for one of their “Big 6” 021
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I need to moan to Ryanair. I can’t wait for their hilarious response 🙄 how does moving to 2 seats that should cost £16 end up costing me £49 (or £60 depending on which bit of the app I look at)? 000
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have to use it for work unfortunately, for how much longer I’m not too sure discussions are ongoing. 120
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Since when did Everton v Newcastle become Boca v River Plate, oh it hasn’t but the bed wetters who moan about anything to do with the club over on Naziville are dressing it up like that the weirdos. 010
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Can’t see any other reason, seemingly only to help them get over their exhausting midweek trip to *checks notes* Belgium. There’s 3 only games on the Saturday. 010
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Why the fuck is the Derby at noon on the Sunday when there’s only 3 games on the Saturday? 100
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Nope you’ve conveniently cut it out the picture despite being on the same points as those in 4th, 5th and your favourites in 6th. 291
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m assuming Dewsbury-Hall and Armstrong caught it not long after kick off, the 3 of them where not at the races at all yesterday. 010
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m not having Tarkowski as Man of the Match in a million years 111
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We play them again on the Monday it was always going to happen. Liverpool and Newcastle both play on the Sunday before so neither can play Tuesday . 000
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Man Utd are on 3 different channels whilst other games are hidden away behind red buttons seems sensible 000
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 15/09/2026They’ve invested heavily in temp lights too and boy are they not afraid to lash them all over rat island even if they’re seemingly not needed. 130
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What Neville and Drury have failed to mention once is that it comes off a United player 010
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When it’s an Everton player lying on the floor in front of a Utd keeper, if you’re a City player doing a diving header in front of a Utd keeper …play on. 020
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I see theres a new exotic pronunciation of Ndiaye now he’s playing for one of the “big boys” 010
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A quick reminder that James Garner got booked for a Spurs player running into him yesterday. Kicking someone in the back is fine though it appears. 000
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Uber blues over on Elon’s Nazi propaganda machine are seemingly falling over themselves to constantly give the most negative hot takes. 030
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Before he leaves the dressing room next week can someone check Pickford has his boots on the right feet because once again today he appears not to have. 000
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Redknapp referring to Spurs as “we”. Fuck off you Skechers wearing prick. 1202
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Still dizzy from last Sunday, the poor lad isn’t a right back. 010
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Rescheduled Christmas fixtures are out. Everton still at home 3pm on Boxing Day for the first time in what feels like a decade. Check out this article! www.premierleague.com/en/news/4713...premierleague.comSEVEN Boxing Day matches confirmed as festive fixtures are releasedDates revealed for matches to be played from 26 December to 7 January 2027 000
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Today NYT Connections puzzle has been made slightly trickier by barely being able to read the top line of clues. Think I might need new glasses. 000
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It does indeed, you can watch the first “how have they managed to lose that from that position” of the season on Sunday night. 010
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Was surprised to see series 3 started last night, the 1st one was excellent, that there was a 2nd one seems to have passed me by completely. 020
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 08/09/2026We can’t fill this one, a bigger one would just mean more empty seats and they don’t make any money. 011
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The issue is we are still stuck with a hangover from Moshiri, football finances run in 3 year cycles and until that is cleared their hands are slightly tied I don’t get this asset strippers thing either. Asset strippers wouldn’t have kept a 40k seat stadium for the women’s team to play in 320
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Everton seem to have bought countless people in from behind the scenes at Man Utd seemingly with 1 eye on persuading McKenna to be the next boss, the club also spent a fortune on the software to run the recruitment process and it’s still been left in this state, what are they all doing all day! 300
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sunday looks like it could be fun. Will you get followed down the stairs by a representative of the better blues to check you’re only going for a wee? 100
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The uber blues are loving this aren’t they? I’ve just remembered when I was called a scab for not leaving my seat in the 27th minute of some game or other. Last time there was a protest in a game against Utd one of the finest goals of the last decade was scored 2 minutes in and absolutely ruined it. 500
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I get that some people are very upset at Everton and how the end of the transfer window played out. Please though don’t use it as an excuse to churn out AI generated identikit posters calling for change. “I’ll show how much I care by getting my phone to produce some shite for me” 220
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Some bloke on Radio Merseyside has just been talking about Merlin Rohl “or sausage as we call him” I ripped the radio out my car and lashed it into a hedge. #GreatSiteLads 150
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You’d struggle to find a club in the country that doesn’t do that. Nobody forced them to do anything, they decided not to sign what they were offered, for a club in Tranmere’s position turning down any sort of income feels daft. 100
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Which bit of “Tranmere didn’t want to sign a broadcast agreement” is confusing you? 110
David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 31/08/202616 hours and counting in various parts of Arrowe Park Hospital with the missus, it’s exactly how I’d hoped to spend my Bank Holiday, still guess I’m saving a fortune with the exception of the forthcoming car park charge. 100
