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David V

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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I see Sky Sports have gone into mourning for one of their “Big 6”
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I need to moan to Ryanair. I can’t wait for their hilarious response 🙄 how does moving to 2 seats that should cost £16 end up costing me £49 (or £60 depending on which bit of the app I look at)?
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Since when did Everton v Newcastle become Boca v River Plate, oh it hasn’t but the bed wetters who moan about anything to do with the club over on Naziville are dressing it up like that the weirdos.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just popping out for a couple of pints of
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why the fuck is the Derby at noon on the Sunday when there’s only 3 games on the Saturday?
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nope you’ve conveniently cut it out the picture despite being on the same points as those in 4th, 5th and your favourites in 6th.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m not having Tarkowski as Man of the Match in a million years
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man Utd are on 3 different channels whilst other games are hidden away behind red buttons seems sensible
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I see theres a new exotic pronunciation of Ndiaye now he’s playing for one of the “big boys”
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A quick reminder that James Garner got booked for a Spurs player running into him yesterday. Kicking someone in the back is fine though it appears.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What an utter shithouse that rat faced twat is
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Alternatively another fuck up by Allison
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Summed up perfectly
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Before he leaves the dressing room next week can someone check Pickford has his boots on the right feet because once again today he appears not to have.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Redknapp referring to Spurs as “we”. Fuck off you Skechers wearing prick.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nice pair of hooters
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rescheduled Christmas fixtures are out. Everton still at home 3pm on Boxing Day for the first time in what feels like a decade. Check out this article! www.premierleague.com/en/news/4713...
premierleague.com
SEVEN Boxing Day matches confirmed as festive fixtures are released
Dates revealed for matches to be played from 26 December to 7 January 2027
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today NYT Connections puzzle has been made slightly trickier by barely being able to read the top line of clues. Think I might need new glasses.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The uber blues are loving this aren’t they? I’ve just remembered when I was called a scab for not leaving my seat in the 27th minute of some game or other. Last time there was a protest in a game against Utd one of the finest goals of the last decade was scored 2 minutes in and absolutely ruined it.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I get that some people are very upset at Everton and how the end of the transfer window played out. Please though don’t use it as an excuse to churn out AI generated identikit posters calling for change. “I’ll show how much I care by getting my phone to produce some shite for me”
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Some bloke on Radio Merseyside has just been talking about Merlin Rohl “or sausage as we call him” I ripped the radio out my car and lashed it into a hedge. #GreatSiteLads
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
16 hours and counting in various parts of Arrowe Park Hospital with the missus, it’s exactly how I’d hoped to spend my Bank Holiday, still guess I’m saving a fortune with the exception of the forthcoming car park charge.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
All either born and bred in Liverpool or free transfers too, quite remarkable
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Should have held my nerve and triple captained ratface
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just checking with the better blues if I’m now allowed to buy Wolves tickets when they go on sale
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Obviously couldn’t be arsed re photoshopping the correct kit on
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Now release the story about Ndiaye to Spurs”
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Looking forward to the first “he’s shite, should have taken the money” shout when Armstrong misplaces a pass against Utd next week.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All the ITK’s bang on the money again I see
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Steven Warnock having a right pop at Liverpool on the wireless. He’ll have a fatwa out on him if he’s not careful
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bloke on 10 to the Top who has seemingly never heard any music ever.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You can fuck right off.
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Mikeado @mikeado.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got two tickets for Pulp at Wythenshawe Park tomorrow going spare. £140 face value but would take £100. How many people are even on Bluesky to see this? Not shifting these, am I.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thought Michael Fish had been reincarnated* at first glance. *Not sure if he’s actually dead to reincarnate
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Shocked
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
See the draw for the 3rd round of the Rumbelows Cup is being made as complicated as possible again. It’s only a matter of time until City, Utd, Arsenal and the RS get given byes to the quarter finals and a draw ensuring they can’t face each other.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
1 x farmyard demolished
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My 3rd fastest ever 20 miles on the bike this morning, I’d forgotten I’ve got to get to row 48 in the South stand later.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Think I’ll give the bike a miss this morning.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Got 2 tickets for Preston for next week as an occasional reminder to myself as to why I don’t bother with away games anymore. #ladladlad
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Absolute limbs there
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
See the ITK’s where right on the money about the Chelsea game being an 8pm on a Monday
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Meanwhile on the Nazi site the lunatic element of the Everton fanbase is getting upset over a load of Monday kick offs that haven’t been announced yet and aren’t due to be for another week.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Thought they were going to Everton that right up.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Another sober Saturday = another 20 miles on the bike this morning. Another 5lbs off this week too and probably a 100 of the others in my bank rather than behind a bar.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Lots of footage of Capaldi on my timelines this morning. Looks like he played on the ferry rather than in Sefton Park with the amount of swaying going on.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Bloody hell that was impressive #TheRunning
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Proper first world problem but….this here and that there could not have been put in more awkward feckin places by Apple and Instagram for us right thumb scrollers. Constantly downloading stuff without realising and a little selfie camera popping up.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Crawley auditioning to be the next England captain there with that awful review
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Gov alert is causing chaos on TV.
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