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David V

@chopper248.bsky.social
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What a difference a day makes.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Now that looks more promising!
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hiya 👋🏼
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well this isn’t ideal
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Let’s get the bus to Faliraki at least there’s plenty of shops and bars there to keep out the rain in” to be fair it wasn’t forecast to be anything like this!
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Somewhere under that lot is Rhodes
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
But have you had one of these?
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
More disappointment for the good lady wife
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Spent an hour on a bus to Rhodes in blazing sunshine stepped off the bus, sky went pitch black and now sat in a huge thunderstorm, still I’m not in work.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He keeps drifting in and out of sleep whilst she talks to him, she’s leathered and furious, I’m on my 3rd nightcap waiting to see what happens.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Likewise!
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I feel your pain
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Καλημέρα #TheGraft
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I see Sky Sports have gone into mourning for one of their “Big 6”
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I need to moan to Ryanair. I can’t wait for their hilarious response 🙄 how does moving to 2 seats that should cost £16 end up costing me £49 (or £60 depending on which bit of the app I look at)?
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just popping out for a couple of pints of
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Summed up perfectly
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nice pair of hooters
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today NYT Connections puzzle has been made slightly trickier by barely being able to read the top line of clues. Think I might need new glasses.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sunday looks like it could be fun. Will you get followed down the stairs by a representative of the better blues to check you’re only going for a wee?
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The uber blues are loving this aren’t they? I’ve just remembered when I was called a scab for not leaving my seat in the 27th minute of some game or other. Last time there was a protest in a game against Utd one of the finest goals of the last decade was scored 2 minutes in and absolutely ruined it.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Now release the story about Ndiaye to Spurs”
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All the ITK’s bang on the money again I see
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You can fuck right off.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thought Michael Fish had been reincarnated* at first glance. *Not sure if he’s actually dead to reincarnate
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Shocked
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
1 x farmyard demolished
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Proper first world problem but….this here and that there could not have been put in more awkward feckin places by Apple and Instagram for us right thumb scrollers. Constantly downloading stuff without realising and a little selfie camera popping up.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can see her point, 2 in about 18 months, I bet it’s barely slept.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tell you what the BBC Sport website needs more Liverpool coverage
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Meanwhile over on the other place in a turn of events nobody probably saw coming. Hugh Laurie has just told Linehan to Fuck Off
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#Genius #CouldProbablyDoSomethingMoreProductiveWithMyTime
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“Low confidence” too bloody right if that’s what you think the message is
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Don’t know what they put in these things but these little pricks seem to come from miles around for one hit of the stuff before they cark it.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pfffttt
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No cheating. Post your lockscreen.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If I click on this here and then this here what appears to be next seasons, season ticket appears.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Not sure why Sky are interviewing @stixx1979.bsky.social during the darts
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Neil Kinnock been on the same diet as Big Nev it would appear.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Curry’s updated logo on their Instagram feed is the kind of pettiness I can get right behind.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Do they know something we don’t?
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Talking of celebrating reckless play and fouls.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Good lord. I’m intrigued to know what’s on the back of the other one though.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Heard someone has upset the assistant VAR he’s
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It’s about 100 degrees in our kitchen, this knobhead who’s spent all day trying to hide in the coolest spots of the house all of a sudden has no aversion to heat now there’s the tiniest chance that the most minute bit of anything may fall to the floor.
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David V @chopper248.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Tempted to have a paddle
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