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Fat Stoned Opossum

@chonkopossum.bsky.social
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28 21+ only ACAB/BLM Just a fat opossum In an open, poly relationship Any pronouns/Gender is a social construct I’m not defined by Talk to me about Magic the Gathering, FFXIV, NieR, or other nerdy stuff

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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful october
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
👇👇👇👇
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@moomilkin.bsky.social got a really good angle to show how big my butt is getting
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Repost if dad can fuck himself on your cock 😈 onlyfans.com/tallbeard89
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Grehko @grehko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Chest building has been going great
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Oken-Sye @oken-sye.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
CW: Slob Stuff Sometimes you just gotta get really high and pigout while your brain melts away.
A smelly Oakey chilling on a couch stoned from smoking weed. Fast food refuse is littered around him, as well as many mysterious stains.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Look I'm not a back in my day type, but I walked half a mile to school along a busy street when I was in Kindergarten. Everyone did. And I lived in the city! And this isn't even that. He was in a gated community? Getting goose feathers in the park? OK man, whatever. Lunatics in charge
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Alekgator 🔜 ACFI @alekgator.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
PLEASE. I know it sucks having to deal with people IN-PERSON but everything is actively against you if you try to do it remote. And yes i know the irony of this coming from someone who moved away from texas, but i voted every election when i was there. Put aside your discomfort for a better future
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Aporkalypse @aporkalypse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@hogdog.bsky.social and I definitely haven’t been constantly fantasizing about that video that @rangecub.bsky.social and @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social made together 🍩😇
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Flock takes their privacy very seriously. But the ethical gray area in surveillance technology works both ways. Under no circumstances should elected officials or public servants enjoy an expectation of privacy when spending tax dollars to attend a surveillance lobbying event.
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Andrew Russeth @russeth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yayoi Kusama, an artist of peerless invention, drive, and wit, is dead at 97. news.artnet.com/art-world/ya...
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Yayoi Kusama, Era-Defining Artist of Dots, Mirrors, and Infinity, Dies at 97 | Artnet News
The Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama died on August 14 at a hospital in Japan, the David Zwirner gallery said today.
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you? Lowkey how the dynamic between me and my partner is at times
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I lost some weight due to work stress and some new meds I'm on, but still fat. Need to work on growing bigger
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ChubbyDove @chubbydove.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"eat more move less get fat get lazy get hornier masturbate as much as you can look at fat fetish porn show off your growing body use your fupa as a fleshlight eat everything you want whenever you want fart and burp freely eat more and more and more enjoy your life unleash your inner pig and whale" repeated behind the word "OBESE" in red text
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Feeling dumb sub puppy top today 🤤🐶 pull on my collar while I pump away in you
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 01/08/2026
There are men who make profit on machines that churn out fake porn. They want to destroy every avenue of which anyone else can make porn to stop YOU from taking THEIR profit. - When they delete you come back. When they judge you, ignore them them. Keep making porn for if you stop, everyone will.
A dr Seuss style illustration of a human puppy with the quote ‘unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not”.
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Happy #FCF ! Repost if you'd bend over for daddy 😈
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Be kind, bring joy, repeat @tripecollie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Jesus F***ing Christ. So this is what people were talking about.
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Magic Demon @monsterhedonist.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Pumping to the praise I get for pumping to the praise I get for pumping to the praise I get for pumping to the praise I get for pumping
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Karlos the Frociaggine @karlosthefog.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Another shitty bear with bad politics? Groundbreaking.
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Mat Brunet (AniMat) @matbrunetvo.com · 07/07/2026
How the fridge did the official Scooby Doo account create something that's more unhinged that the Swooce meme? They need some Scooby drink to quench that thirst.
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I need a feeder to come stuff this gut tight today 🐷 Need to hit 300lbs asap
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I need this at least triple its size 🐷
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Someone needs to funnel more fat into me 🐷
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scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · 01/07/2026
New York Post: Zohran Mamdani jumps into NYC pool to kick off summer tradition - while violating dress code rules

@thinkpiecetribe posts:
The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man
Imao
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
After a 2100 calorie breakfast, someone come stuff me more 🐷
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Cinema Bear @xcinemabearx.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
These gains are lookin so good. This hog wants so much more tho 😈🐽😵‍💫
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Rangecub @rangecub.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Some more high jacking
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Moose @moosematerial.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thanks for all the follows fellas. Now lemme give you what you’re waiting for #FCF
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FatOverfedHog @fatoverfedhog.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Day in the life of a Fat Stoner Hog. Get stoned. Chug fattening slop. Grow even heavier and more obese. 🐷 🥵
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FatOverfedHog @fatoverfedhog.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy Fat Fuck Friday! Now with more Fat Pad and Hog Belly 🐷
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FatOverfedHog @fatoverfedhog.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I might have taken, “Be all that you can be” too far 🥴 nah Fuck it! Let’s get even FATTER!! 🐽
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
One year apart as of today
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I ate a dozen donuts today. Fuck me and call me a good pig 🐷
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Any mutuals play Pokemon GO? I've just started it back up and need some friends to trade gifts with for some challenges
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SoulyFuri @soulyfuri.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
March Rewards Now Public!💦 He’s offering you a little treat, from one king to another…💦 Full pack available on P-site!
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Post gym and dinner belly
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JAQQQLN 🐇 🔞 @jaqqqln.gay · 11/06/2026
But porn merchants are just too risky
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Spooky Eldritch Ryan @dearzeus.gay · 10/06/2026
I don't think there's a therapist strong enough to reconcile, "everyone running the world is willfully stupid and there's nothing you can do".
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Spice 💕 @spicedyde.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
anyways everyone look at this possum with carrot
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KEN'S PIN HUSTLE @kenspinhustle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
this sucks. nashville zoo is one of the most modern, humane, and accessible zoos in the country. if you care about conservation, critters, and science, go sign and go raise hell. nash zoo is also a bastion of science and equality as a southern workplace. please please protect it.
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BluePotion85 @bluepotion85.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Sir, this isn't the back of a dairy queen 😤
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
🐷
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I'll be in Chicago this weekend for Belly Up at Jackhammer. Any mutuals going?
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Huh, feel like this makes sense
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Izzy Kamikaze @izzykamikaze.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My most consistent unpopular opinion - an argument I've lost many times in the past 35 years - is that Pride is for the community & the community does not benefit from the parasitic involvement of corporate fair weather friends.
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Fat Stoned Opossum @chonkopossum.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If you see this, post an anime you love!
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Mugen and Jin - Samurai Champloo
ALT: Mugen and Jin - Samurai Champloo
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