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M.Elizbe 🌹

@chompmonster.bsky.social
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30something // She/her // Illustrator // Card carrying horse snob. I mean I have horse opinions, not that I'm a horse. 🐴🐴🐴 Literally all of my art is TTRPG stuff that my buds and I get up to. That's it. ✨✨✨ linktr.ee/morganelizbe

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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
If anyone wondered why the proud boys were so silent this year, it's because they all got jobs in ICE. Glad the Atlantic is here to humanize the SS
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I am going to tentatively operate in good faith and say maybe they were just being silly. Who among us hasn't made a Bechdel test joke?
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Followed. Gotta follow all the interesting fellow queer folks in TX! Love to your and your work from Ft. Worth 💜
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
It's such high production value trash 😭 the costuming ALONE is so good
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I remember military recruiters crying about student debt forgiveness because they'd loose a tool in their belt to con high schoolers into being part of the war machine. The rich require their hungry dogs
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
'so what you don't like waffles????' damn replies, lmao
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
damn i think you got it. Lot of people taking comedic hyperbole very personal in the replies/quotes
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
wish i could get that NSFW bag but i can't draw feet 😔
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
or just live in Hong Kong. Don't do that.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Anything blooming, migrating, shedding, or dying to try to assess the timing of things that year.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
isn't our stupid state government running at a budget surplus right now?
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I wish pride in TX took place in March. We are Here we are Queer and also Melting 🫠
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
very slick gradients!
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Frank Strong @frankstrong.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Okay, I'll say it: Tonight has been an absolute DRUBBING for Texas book banners. Texas voters stood up and said clearly that they're sick of trustees demonizing teachers. They rejected the absurd policing of libraries & books that has plagued our state for years.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Texas conservatives who've championed book bans & anti-LGBT policies suffered big losses tonight in school board races. And They seem to have lost their working majorities to pass their policies in big school boards. I tracked these results in FOUR boards tonight. So a 🧵 on each ICYMI.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
he's not bad looking! I'd own a gelding out of him, tbh, but if that Badger temperament is there, he needs a JOB every single day. Every one I've worked with have had train engines between their ribs.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
siiigh. My people are such wackos. He's 'Natural Ingredient' on the bottom. Hence: Natural Bottom. Im sure they felt very clever for that one? He's from some bloodline of Badger on top and bottom. IDK why they didn't do something with that.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Chris using his emotional support 6% Grey Multiply layer once again, I see
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
This incredulous position that people in power take on the causes of most of these issues continues to exhaust me. And they just keep pressing the austerity button. Our leaders are incapable of doing anything but “one more lane, bro” with every single issue
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
exposure to the Terran mind disease has gotta be a ride (a bad one)
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Gus: it's every day with this shit...
Black and white bust drawing of a man with long braided hair, wearing a sweater and smoking a burl pipe saying 'hmm' as he takes in new information.
Behind him, a bit faded to represent that this is happening in his mind. A large metaphorical egg gets another crack in it, and he screams, angrily, hands gesturing with emphasis: "FUCK"
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
my first beamsaber character is just: what if your Gundam Dad got shot into space and had to confront the war and childhood that he memory-holed? Oh and all the old gender feelings he crammed down in his youth are back. That's...great. #TTRPG #Beamsaber
4 pannel hand-crafted black and white shitpost that is Mac and Dennis from "Always Sunny" talking about having feelings again. But it's my OC Augustine Gehren (48 year old Greek guy who wants to chuck gender overboard) and another player character named Thea (19 year old young woman with short hair) playing backgammon and sipping tea.
Panel 1: Gus is pondering the backgammon board. "I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fifteen year old kid. You remember feelings, right?"
Panel 2: Reverse shot looking over Gus' shoulder at Thea, who is making a move on the board. "Yeah I have feelings every single day of my life."
Gus: Having a sip of tea. "Do you?"
Thea: Dialed in, hands clasped, pondering this weird 42 year old man from Earth. "Are you saying you don't have feelings?"
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The debate was whether talking to people online who care about the subject your interested in or just asking ChatGPT will yield better results. I think their 'results' meant 'answers' and my 'results' meant 'a dialogue between multiple people that arrives on answers'.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Someone told me that they'd rather ask ChatGPT than 'some random person on the internet'. They said this right after lamenting that 'traditional knowledge is being lost'.
mario plant image 'say sike right now'
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
you can mute most microwave sounds by pressing and holding a button. You'll have to look at the manual to find out which, but it's usually 0, 1, or 2 that you hold for 5-10 seconds
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I didn't make my friends do anything with me this year since I took myself out to see some Dutch art but I need to change that. Next year they are gaming with me
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Henry Barajas 🔜 Comic Con LA @henrybarajas.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
It’s not all doom and gloom.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Hilarious. All of these dim bulbs should just block me now.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Girl he is dismantling our public institutions atm can we focus???
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I still think about his commentary on the Harvard admissions scandal. He was spot on with that and he’s spot on with this
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
We are here and we are queer. Message sent
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 14/02/2025
There’s a place where you can rate the page as “helpful” or “unhelpful” and if you select “unhelpful,” it will ask you for comment. You know what to do, folks.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I think this is the same fellow. Dr. Birnbaum is what you call a stand-up guy. www.hivlawandpolicy.org/news/unsung-...
hivlawandpolicy.org
Unsung Heroes: Dr. Jeffrey M. Birnbaum, HIV Physician, Brooklyn NY | The Center for HIV Law and Policy
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
but this guy? I slap one of those boulder shoulders spin off in the zero-g slam into a bulkhead and break my nose off
Here he is, your labor organizer hottie, Kirk.
screen grab of a character illustration from Citizen Sleeper 2. Big man with dark hair and eyes and a full beard. Guy's made like a brick shithouse and wearing cyberpunk future miner gear. His coveralls are pull down around his waist, t-shirt showing off the bis and tris. He looks very no-nonsense.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
one thing tho? THIS guy. Is LITERALLY evil, so why TF is he posed up like that???
screengrab from Citizen Sleeper 2 of the character Lambert, one of the syndicates' loyal scumbags and a total piece of shit, but Guillaume Singelin drew him all cunty for some reason??? 
Guy's wearing a big puffy yellow coat with a large collar and he's posed like a runway model. Holding a flask of something he's drinking (probably not water) and staring all smoldery into the camera. What the actual fuck.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I've been playing Citizen Sleeper 2 and uhhhh banger
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
im trying to learn how to draw mecha and it's such a kick in the butt!!!!!! I get a fun basic shape down, but the mechanical design of it all starts to choke me up. The goddamn greebling.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
those bursars really take your check and give you a look like 'i know you owe more than this' and they're always right
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
lmao what a dweeb
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
sooner, rather than later, people are going to associate 'AI Art' with poor quality, and they're not going to want it
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Buddy Carter goes home and huffs lead fumes fumes every day, I guess
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Watching succession made me feel like one of Satan’s little demons—delighted at watching these powerful people get hamstrung by their own disgusting foibles.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I have not been posting art because all of it is porn. I made porn when I'm stressed af. I am getting wrung out
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A federal judge paused the bullshit deadline given to 2 million+ federal employees. (They were told to decide by the end of the day whether to resign or stay in their jobs in order.) The workers’ labor unions challenged the legality and are vigorously fighting back www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
usatoday.com
Trump's buyout offer for federal workers paused by judge hours before deadline
Unions representing many of the nation’s 2.3 million federal workers charge that the administration’s “unprecedented offer” violates the law.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
my eye giving a twitch as i mark additional stress on my bureaucrat's sheet in Beamsaber (I already spent stress to aid in the group action)
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
holy shit 💀
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I was aware of a bill here in TX that would ban care for adults, but that was last year and it died in committee. Is there a new one? I've been calling reps to tell them I oppose moves against trans Texans, but if there's a specific bill i can reference, that's probably even better
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
having a reply timeout setting could honestly prevent a lot of context collapse, I think. No skeets or reskeets (quote or otherwise) after a certain point. If you see something getting movement, slap a timer on it. 'you had to have been there to get it', as they say
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
thehill.com
Democrats fume over weak early response to Trump
Democrats are fuming about their party leadership’s early response to President Trump.  Strategists say the reaction to Trump is inconsistent and not aggressive enough to combat Trump, w…
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