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M.Elizbe 🌹

@chompmonster.bsky.social
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30something // She/her // Illustrator // Card carrying horse snob. I mean I have horse opinions, not that I'm a horse. 🐴🐴🐴 Literally all of my art is TTRPG stuff that my buds and I get up to. That's it. ✨✨✨ linktr.ee/morganelizbe

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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Gus: it's every day with this shit...
Black and white bust drawing of a man with long braided hair, wearing a sweater and smoking a burl pipe saying 'hmm' as he takes in new information.
Behind him, a bit faded to represent that this is happening in his mind. A large metaphorical egg gets another crack in it, and he screams, angrily, hands gesturing with emphasis: "FUCK"
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
my first beamsaber character is just: what if your Gundam Dad got shot into space and had to confront the war and childhood that he memory-holed? Oh and all the old gender feelings he crammed down in his youth are back. That's...great. #TTRPG #Beamsaber
4 pannel hand-crafted black and white shitpost that is Mac and Dennis from "Always Sunny" talking about having feelings again. But it's my OC Augustine Gehren (48 year old Greek guy who wants to chuck gender overboard) and another player character named Thea (19 year old young woman with short hair) playing backgammon and sipping tea.
Panel 1: Gus is pondering the backgammon board. "I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fifteen year old kid. You remember feelings, right?"
Panel 2: Reverse shot looking over Gus' shoulder at Thea, who is making a move on the board. "Yeah I have feelings every single day of my life."
Gus: Having a sip of tea. "Do you?"
Thea: Dialed in, hands clasped, pondering this weird 42 year old man from Earth. "Are you saying you don't have feelings?"
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Someone told me that they'd rather ask ChatGPT than 'some random person on the internet'. They said this right after lamenting that 'traditional knowledge is being lost'.
mario plant image 'say sike right now'
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
but this guy? I slap one of those boulder shoulders spin off in the zero-g slam into a bulkhead and break my nose off
Here he is, your labor organizer hottie, Kirk.
screen grab of a character illustration from Citizen Sleeper 2. Big man with dark hair and eyes and a full beard. Guy's made like a brick shithouse and wearing cyberpunk future miner gear. His coveralls are pull down around his waist, t-shirt showing off the bis and tris. He looks very no-nonsense.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
one thing tho? THIS guy. Is LITERALLY evil, so why TF is he posed up like that???
screengrab from Citizen Sleeper 2 of the character Lambert, one of the syndicates' loyal scumbags and a total piece of shit, but Guillaume Singelin drew him all cunty for some reason??? 
Guy's wearing a big puffy yellow coat with a large collar and he's posed like a runway model. Holding a flask of something he's drinking (probably not water) and staring all smoldery into the camera. What the actual fuck.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The task today: 1. Call your local congress bastard 2. Quote Senator Murphy and tell them that you agree with him. Tell them that they should work with him to resolve these funding freezes. 3. Tell them that Musk and his thugs need to be denied access. Congress did not confirm him for shit.
quote from an article published by The Hill. Text reads:
"Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) is calling for Democrats to put up more resistance against Trump’s nominees. He slowed the confirmation process down last month by putting a hold on John Ratcliffe, Trump’s pick to head the CIA.

“I’m not voting for a single nominee while this crisis over federal spending persists, and I don’t think we should proceed to any legislation until Republicans stand up and start helping us protect democracy,” Murphy said last week, referring to Trump’s executive orders freezing broad swaths of federal funding.

Murphy argued that voters around the country won’t fully accept the alarms Democrats have raised about Trump’s agenda until they see Democratic senators and House members deploying every tactic they can to fight it in Washington.

“I do not think that we will be able to convince people that this is a serious, grave moment if we are helping them populate a deeply corrupt government and helping them pass legislation here,” he said."
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
me when I talk about Her
the Hygogg from Mobile Suit Gundam 0080: War In The Pocket. It's a blue Zeon mobile suit with the mono-eye, big shoulders, and long ropey arms with long fingers. The legs are stout and the 'toes' point in 4 directions for stability. This mobile suit is so top heavy and that waist is SNATCHED.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Anyone who can put $15 towards Danielle's ko-fi and show me proof of this will get a sketch like the one below. If you can't spare that, I will do bust sketches for $5
black and white sketch of a young man seated, wearing formal robes with long sleeves stitched with protective sun charms and trimmed with fur. He also wears a tall felted hat with an embroidered band. He stares ahead, past the viewer, expression set in determination
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
big THIS energy, but more anxiety
Mona from Nanalan' in her grape-headed glory
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I Need the DOD to stop flying their goddamn war machines over my fucking home it is nearly 10pm
Screen cap of a headline: US department of defense conducting military training across DFW. The training will involve air and ground mobility operations from Jan 13-24, according to Dallas Police.
Below is a pic of two stupid choppers
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Corruption/redemption meme for Halny I doodled up sometime back Corruption: his mother, the tenth Princess of Wind, takes the Akkan Massif and gets everything she wanted. But Halny has to depose her to gain the crown. Redemption: Halny gets to think of himself as something other than a tool for war
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
What is Tate talking about, here? Big wow yikes at all of this but there's no elaboration on this part.
screencap of a paragraph written by Andrew Tate describing a fight his parents had when he was 8:
"They had a heated argument as he explained she's a female and doesn't understand the burden of performance.

"IF I WAS TOO TIRED TO PERFORM, THEY WOULD HAVE KILLED ME"

He was referencing a few months before where I watched him be attacked."
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
“I am…no longer into this bit.” And I finally played Undertale
Illustration of Mettaton and Alphys and Frisk from Undertale but on the set of the Eric Andre Show. Mettaton is at the desk and Alphys is in the chair. It’s that bit where they had the Grizzly Bear on the set but Frisk is the Grizzly. Mettaton is wondering if this is safe
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The Princess of Wind, Halny nuo Vier, heralding the return of Spring in the Principality of Bise at a festival
Illustration of a seated monarch dressed in yellow finery seated on a low throne observing the springtime festivities. People give holy water to idols of the Goddess Ieva, grass weavings of the sun celebrate its return, bells are rung to invite the spirits of growth and renewal back to the land. 
The monarch wears a serious expression as well as his silver and silk. The iconography around him depicts the Boar—the royal animal, symbolic of Ieva, who is sometimes called the Great Boar, with whom House Vier holds favor. The birch wood forest behind the monarch Halny is thick, glowing yellow in the dawn light.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The thematic gundam adult is--among other things--a fundamentally randy creature for the weirdest reasons. (Yes, the dress Ilcena is wearing is an entire scandal) #beamsaber
Four panel purple and white comic.
Panel 1: Ilcena, a tall woman wearing a very sheer lace dress with matching cap, loses her footing. Her husband--a much shorter man with long braided hair--catches her before she topples over and helps her lean back upright.
Gus: Woah
Ilcena: Hh!
Gus: Careful.
Panel 2: Gus looks at her feet and notices what she's wearing. "Took a chance with those heels. I SAID it was a garden party."
Ilcena straightens the skirt on her dress and can't help but notice the way that Gus' hand feels on her waist over the lace dress.
"Mm."
Panel 3: Gus orients the conversation back towards the party and he gives his wife a wry smile and hangs onto her waist.
Gus: Konstantin demands we see the car he bought his wife--
Panel 4: Gus continues, speaking sarcastically.
Gus: So if you brought those cyanide pill--
He stops short. Ilcena has reached down to grab his rear. 
Gus: oh
Ilcena: hmm?
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
What’s up I draw lots of fantastical stuff based on TTRPG fun I get up to with the friend group. I love history and horse tack
My latest Halny and Ryetoast pic. Yes the fox is Ryetoast (the inside of her mouth is all black. Oldsters say that’s a good sign of her quality). Halny is the magic princeling. He’s in a mecha RPG if you’d believe itLight spear cav illustration. Drew a lot of inspiration from Ethiopian light cav of the late 19th century
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Copper Breaks for the new years was amazing with friends. Did some hiking, saw the milky way and made campfire curry
Picture of a low wind-scoured butte in Texas. A few scrubby oaks and junipers dot the top. There's but a few wispy high winter clouds in the blue desert sky. The exposed soil is banded with layers of calcified caliche.Dawn sunrise in the Texas scrubland. It's a view from a sandstone butte out to a seemingly endless horizon. The world is purple and pink.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Flattest barrel cactus spotted at Copper Breaks state park, yesterday. Flatter n a flitter. Very much thriving.
Picture of the flattest motherfuckin horse crippler barrel cactus you will ever see on God's green earth, down in some Texas rock soil. When these things get water deprived they retreat into the dirt to conserve. This one is thriving in the hostility.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
When you came to talk business at the ice cream shop but your husband tagged along bc ice cream ☺️
Black and white 3-panel comic
First panel: a woman with dark skin and a serious expression stares at someone out of frame. Her hair is done up in braids with various silver beads threaded onto them. She holds an eating utensil in her hand, poised to rest her chin on the back of her hand, but she is not resting. She sits at the table and says nothing. 
Second panel: a taller woman with blonde hair and pale skin stares back at her with a mirrored expression. She wears a matching set of pearl earrings and necklace, as well as a fine sweater and camel swing coat draped on her shoulders. She also holds her eating utensils as if to use it, but she does not.
Third panel: it is revealed that the two women are sitting at a booth, staring at each other, with a third person—a man of similar age—sitting in the corner. He wears his long hair in a braid and a scarf around his neck. He is enjoying the shit outta his bowl of ice cream.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
you were so close. Just 100 miles and you get to join their club
The Proclaimers. They walked 1000 miles
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Field corronated Halny during the Annexation War
Black and white sketch of a lean young man in scale mail, a torn tabbard depicting the royal two-headed boar of House Vier, a gorget, and greaves. 
The expression on his face is as worn as his kit. 
He clutches his sheathed sword in one hand and the straps of his ruined helmet in the other. The helmet hangs down by his side. His face shows the damage from the blow that rendered his helmet useless--a thick scar up the side of his cheek and a heavily bruised eye. His beard is patchy and ungroomed, and his long braid is unraveling.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Gus: Today my toddler cried because he dropped his crunchy leaf, but he didn’t want a different leaf. Enkratia: this is a good leaf 🙂
Illustration of 20-something Augustine Gehren and his two kids Enkratia (4) and Leo (6). Leo is bawling and red-faced. He had a leaf but then dropped it. Now he doesn’t want a different leaf and is upset. 
Gus is so resigned to this tantrum happening and holds his child’s hand. He’s holding Enkratia in the other arm and looks deeply tired.
Enkratia really likes their leaf. :)
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Famous Twitter post from the writer STFUDIARA 'i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The Huldra Girls are out for a #yule celebration
Illustration of four girls in bunad having a yule party with a bonfire they've built on the snowy mountainside. The full moon hangs in a clear sky. They all wear and don straw julbock masks for the mayhem they plan to spread in town after their party. Two of them carry ølbowls full of the yule beer they made for the holiday, another plays a jawharp, giving them a tune for their merry making. The fourth one looks at the viewer with a knowing smile, and below the hem of her skirt can be seen the tip of a cows tail. Maybe the spirits are out celebrating, too.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
If you see this, post a witch 🧙‍♀️ ✨️
Illustration of a young man with magic powers. His blue wool cape, long dark hair, and gilded rapier float on an unseen wind. He wears a pair of silver drop earrings and a pointed fur-lined hat. Wool wrapped around his calves keeps him warm and woven straw shoes over the leather gathered around his feet keep them dry. His trousers are a burnt orange that contrasts cream colored tunic. He hasn't shaved in a while, and the expression he wears is weary.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Lady Frayja
The goddess Frayja painted in rosemaling style, wearing an Åmlibunad. She holds a distaff and is spinning wool. Instead of silver, her sølje is all gold. A ceremonial ølbowl rests at her feet.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Yearly employee reviews
Cartoon person scrunching eyes shut grimacing gritting teeth eyes spraying tears fists clenched in frustrated rageCartoon person gritting teeth and crying. Hands clenched in fury, they shake and turn red Cartoon person pounding the desk angrily. Eyes wide teeth grit tight. They cannot voice their agony, only destroy the tabletop
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Why do I make OCs? Well
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
ID, EGO, SUPEREGO three shitty brain guardians on the shitty brain of a 48 y/o Neo-Byzantine patriarch. A whole lotta yikes. Illo I did for a #beamsaber session that got pretty newtype-y
Color illustration of the Id, Superego, and Ego of Augustine Gehren. 
Id is a young man of about 15, wearing a short green peplos pinned at the shoulders. His arms are bare and he wears tasseled earrings. He is the part of Gus’ mind that chucked gender out the window and never stopped being a psycomm.
Ego still wears his hair long and his sortie suit—he’s still in the mech and never stopped rolling cheap cigarettes. He’s the part of Gus that never lost his bloodlust and knows he could have made BANK after the invasion war mechjocking on the Black Sea coast. The military industrial slutsuit is really showing off the thighs.
Superego is the version of Gus that Father Lukas and Father Hamilcar would have been proud-er of. Or so he assumes. He’s stopped doing all that ‘fruity business’ with his hair and grown a proper beard. He wears the chlamys with its warhorse tablion and looks like a proper man of the Theme. He is also sitting in his late father’s reading chair and smoking his inherited burlwood pipe.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Favourite OC design is tough. But I love this uptight jedi cactus
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
closeup on Gingersnap
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
TV comedy pitch: Emperor Caligula and Incitatus but it's a Mr. Ed situation. Damn horse can actually talk but he wont talk to anyone but the emperor
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
When the Star Empire expanded to Calypso III, labor force in tow, those ships also brought with them little stowaways--feral cats. Those cats escaped to the surface and proliferated, adapting to the new planet. Of course some things about them...changed.
sketch of a Calypsan feral cat, crouched and hissing at the viewer. They have a thicker layer of body fat to protect them from the cold, and their fur has adapted to be denser and water-resistant. Their nostrils can close, and their ears have receded to tiny flaps. The eyes have adapted to lower light conditions in the cold water, and they've grown more wiskers.sketch of a Calypsan feral cat carrying a kitten. It looks like a pudding with short legs
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Tanngrisnir and Gingersnap are ready for the next Red/Green Ops mission. This year the Untitled Summer Group will be using #CAIN as our system
illustration of an overhead view of a sexy lady with permed blonde hair looking seductively at the camera. She's wearing a velvet red headband with goat horns wrapped in red ribbon, earrings that look like christmas tree ornaments, a lusekofte, a tight black miniskirt, and nylon tights. In her hand is a grenade with a christmas present bow stuck to it. She's pulled the pin with her teeth. 
On her shoulder is a pink fairy with her hands on her hips, dressed in pink and purple tactical gear. Her tights have a camo pattern and she wears a helmet with with the goggles pushed up. Her green fairy wings flutter behind her.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Anti-capitalist Ewan McGregor Robot--Rodney Copperbottom
Rodney Copperbottom from Blue Sky's 'Robots'
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Cima Garahu from Stardust Memory I'd say I could fix her, but whatever is wrong with her is way sexier
Cima Garahu from Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Also from Mary Poppins: Bert this really should have been the childhood memory that got me to own I was bisexual WAY before my 20s. Yeah I got big ol' crushes the goofy noodle with the bad cockney accent AND his flying bestie
Dick Van Dyke in Marry Poppins, wearing the striped holiday outfit with the straw boater hat with the cane
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Earliest crush I can remember, I was about 5, and I just wanted to spend every day with this woman. I think I watched that movie every day after I got home from school for about a year
bust photograph of Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
eheheheheh...
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Gus realizing that he is a psycomm (and always has been one) has been a slow journey of learning how to harness his mantle (and also disguise it, since a Terran psycomm shouldn't even exist...) Sometimes he gets ahead of himself #beamsaber #ttrpg #boardingspike
3 panel comic of Thea and Gus during psycomm training. They sit opposite of each other at his desk. She tells him that he has a few more minutes of disguising his mantle--holding it inert so that a trained Thallasocracy psycomm couldn't register him as someone capable of controlling his mantle--before he can relax it.
Gus sits with his arms crossed, eyes shut and expression drawn in concentration. He is red-faced and sweating with the effort of holding it for so long.
2nd panel he opens an eye and smirks. "You know. I'm getting better at--"
As he starts to gloat a little, Thea quickly pierces his mantle with her own, punctuating to him how tenuous his skill really is against a coven-trained psycomm. Gus chokes on his words from the sensation of having his mind roughly tapped.
Thea: "I'll tell you when you're improving."
"Five more minutes."
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Augustine and Killua Ahmasaki--two peas in a very stern and organized pod
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
To anyone who follows me: Show me proof of a $15 donation to this guy's move-out cost and I'll sketch or OC or a bit of fanart. Single figure like this
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Captain Eti Li met Gihrin of the 'Alia' my buddy and commissioner really had me push the design of that H.R. Geiger Dickknife
black and white illustration of a woman of average height built like a sherman tank. She piles her braided coily hair in a tall conical shape atop her head save for two braids that hang near her ears. She wears a skin-tight environment suit designed to help her exist in almost any weather condition. All of her body save for her hands and chest and head are exposed. A ring of amber stones are set into the collar of her suit. On the dark skin of her exposed chest is a hand with two thumbs--the symbol of the Lathan Goddess Hozueikh. Her stance and expression is wide and welcoming. At her belt she keeps a pistol, a knife in a phallic sheath, and a circular pouch for odds and ends.
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
me
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Omg I never actually posted my views from the peak! My bad! #hiking #guadalupepeak
Picture of a 30-something person at the top of Guadalupe Peak, posing all cheeky next to the pointy metal summit marker pyramid
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Fave OC? Askar is a boy full of schemes and jokes. Created for a ‘Breaking the Ice’ game, he is slowly learning how to be serious and have a sense of scale for his plans
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
😈
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
White elephant is gonna be hilarious
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Selia Dawing, cold but stubbornly hopeful magical girl for my group’s #GirlByMoonlight campaign. I wanted to play the aloof girl. She is a liar and she does not trust. But she believes in the power of dedicated direct action and that it’s worth it to invest in a future you may never live to see
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M.Elizbe 🌹 @chompmonster.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
'Youtube Medieval Christmas 1 Hour' Immediately hits you with renaissance period polyphony
grey haired man rips headphones off meme
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