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Corey Holthaus

@cholt22.bsky.social
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If I'm not skeeting(?) about sports, tell me to log off. Duke || Cubs || Nuggets

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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not getting Detmers at the deadline and instead giving up one of their best prospects for an injured rental SP and rental bench bat (in a DOA playoff year) was just a massive mistake. I'm assuming Ayers was the hold up. Jed better be very right about him or it gets bleak real fast.
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why's he even on the wild card roster if he needed a long pen today just to see how he feels? Wouldn't that essentially make him unavailable unless it's maybe for 1 inning Thursday. I mean options are dire, but man... I'm guessing open with Rea/RHP tomorrow then go to Peterson, Holmes for G3
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good thing the Cubs (seemingly) balked at getting Reid Detmers (and having him in the rotation next year) and settled on Gausman and Holmes instead, right?
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/09/2026
Sports fandom makes you deranged, but it also makes you more Normal. Much to think about.
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never forget
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happ didn't see a pitch in the zone and still struck out. For someone whose hitting value is heavily based on walks, how does that happen
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah this season is done and over with. Sim to lockout
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*starts looking at Wild Card Standings to see just how bad this Cubs collapse is going to be*
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jakob Marsee the other?
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Imagine being a Diamondbacks fan and having to watch 81 games in that godforsaken ballpark every single year
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's hard to knock him too much because the Cubs wouldn't even have a playoff spot without him, but will PCA ever have an even remotely accurate throw in any sort of close play situation?
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I no longer want to watch Cubs games. Of course watched tonight, Friday, and Saturday. Of course didn't watch last night and Sunday.
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I thought this was about the Cubs when I saw it. it should've been about the Cubs. It would be accurate.
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A solid 3 or 4 days after being absolutely lifeless facing the Brewers, of course. *cough cough* @ Atlanta currently
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is at the sentiment, not at the person. The only reason to take Kade out was because it was a weirdly long half-inning before it. This is a #1 dude, someone you expect to be an ace. And you want to baby him and take him out at 70 pitches? Pirates have been crucified for handling Skenes that way
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This front office and no Willson or Willson and no one from this front office? Hard to say which is the better option
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am once again Extremely Not A Tyrone Taylor Guy
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Shoryuken!
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When PCA gets walked in a walk-off situation
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
To the point, yeah Yordan is incredible. And should be celebrated as such because he's been the best hitter in the game for multiple years now. But man, all I can think about here is healthy Mike Trout
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Giving Craig Counsell Tyrone Taylor is like giving Dusty Baker Neifi Perez and Jose Macias
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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cubs fans in May: This is an awful, heartless, lifeless team. They might never win again, and they are sapping my will to live. Cubs fans now: This is the most magical, life-affirming team in baseball history. They shall never lose again, and I love them more than life itself.
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is exactly where I'm at, but I'm guessing the Angels probably also wanted Hartshorn (maybe instead of Rojas? who knows). Has there been anything to come out relative to him leaving yesterday's game early?
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Okay and how much money do they give those teams' owners every season that those owners simply pocket instead of spending? The Dodgers may be annoying, but they are not the problem here.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Lawd, the replays of the Lopes Cabral goal 🤌🏼
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
VOZINHA
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Holy shit that's an incredible goal for Netherlands
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Foreign policy experts say that invading Greenland would be a catastrophic mistake. A guy who falls asleep in public and can't control his bowels says it would once again allow Americans to enjoy Endless Shrimp at Red Lobster. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Just a heads up, Senga throws righty
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I love this. Unmute.
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's crazy that someone who regularly makes shots like this is mostly just considered as another role player
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The state of pitching in the Cubs organization recently makes a whole lot of sense in hindsight. Can be glad he's elsewhere now, but then what's it say about the people who just kept promoting him up the ranks
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Anthony @camiata2.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Can't spell phantom IL without Phil Maton
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The national title game
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
On one hand, this is insane. On the other, the *Nationals* hit 3 home runs yesterday in these same conditions, soooo
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
When bad stuff is happening to other people like I get it, that’s life, but when it gets to the point that it’s happening to me, something needs to be done
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
In all sincerity, I think it's rad that America hosts a big baseball tournament where absolutely nobody roots for them
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Armstrong has been doing his best to make it that way the entire game
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Take it away, Quinn...
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Kate McKean @katemckean.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Duke claims Jalen, Jalen claims Duke. It's that simple
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
What's the point of Miami being in this game if Carson Beck isn't going to do anything funny?
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Corey Holthaus @cholt22.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
We *need* Littler vs Van Veen for the championship on Saturday. They've been the no-doubt best two throwers in this tournament
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Justin Williams @jww.wtf · 19/12/2025
American exceptionalism baby
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