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Teal 📗✨

@chocolateal.bsky.social
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Teal (or MP) · 31 · ace · she/they · I'm just here for a good time, and to talk about cats.

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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Was chatting with a coworker about writing and he said he gave up writing because he could never make a career of it and I'm like. You're not writing because you have a story holding your brain at gunpoint 24/7? You're doing it for money?
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Falling asleep. Brain gives me "the fruit of bleeding." Okay.
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
In the process of moving and due to wearing a back brace (threw out my back a week and a half ago) I didn't have accessable belt loops to clip my keys to while taking things down to my car. So I clipped them to my bra strap. Is. Is this butch or femme
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It's time for another solstice tarot reading! You may have faced terrible challenges recently, one trauma after another. What you currently have has been earned by your own hard work, but beware this feeding your ego. But! There is hope! Hope! Hope!! The future is bright and it is waiting for you!
Three illustrated tarot cards laid side by side in the following order: Ten of Swords, Six of Wands, and The Star
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Would love to go a week without having to spend thousands of dollars on problems. When do I get to spend money on fun things
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You're telling me that the moon, Venus, Jupiter, AND Mercury are all hanging out in my star sign and none of them could have stepped in to save my hair at the salon today??
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Having a dream where you die and become a ghost who haunts your friends but in a sweet way is difficult to discuss with said friends because you have to open the conversation with "Hey I dreamt that I died."
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skittyneechansan @skittidyne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
BUY MY BOOK BECAUSE IT’S A GREAT BOOK AND OVER 500 PAGES OF GAY MAGIC CHAOS www.amazon.com/dp/B0GS1FXJQ3 www.bberrywrites.com/product/how-... #ylg #bookrelease #newbook #booksky #books #bookclub #readers
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'm gonna be honest, every day for the past 14 months I open this app first thing in the morning with the smallest flutter of hope in my stomach that the best news broke overnight. I continue to be disappointed but I'm looking forward to the morning that I'm not
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mimi 🐑 pixel artist @yumemimir.art · 25/02/2026
me wen i use my brain haha
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Finally watched the halftime show this morning and started crying (in a good way) so now I'm sitting at the office and sleepy. Lay out three chairs for me so I can take a nap pls
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
My love for soup is haunting the narrative
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Kili🌟🔞 @kilieit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
When you make a comfy little place for your animal friend to sleep and they curl up in it and sleep and are comfy . That is the meaning of life actually i think
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
To the girl who keeps spraying perfume while sitting at her desk 3 feet away from me: I'm going to end you.
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It's ya boy back with another solstice tarot reading! Past 6 months have been... Whew. A fucking struggle, huh? But we've got a spark in us that if we hold onto now and cultivate, could lead to a positive and intense change in the coming year. Hold on to hope, my good bitch!!
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Pros of being in office: pretty focused, get to see work friends, get out of the house Cons of being in office: Everyone,, shut the hell your mouths
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Fang Guu 🍖💧 ENVtuber @fangguu.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Anything to confess? #art #halloween
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Astrid (yeehaw) 🤠🌈 ✨ @ansitru.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
En garde 🤺 #embroidery
A hand holding a bead embroidery with a tiny sword, flail, spikes and other various beads.

The text reads "this email could have been a duel | fight me"
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PondHQ @pondhq.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
DEEP SIGH
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Loving the LOTR movies is so funny sometimes. Like hm, I have a bunch of crafts to do and need something to watch that I am both familiar with that is still engaging enough to keep me entertained for at least 3 hours. What could I possibly use
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Kay 🌱 comms open! @kf1n3.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Wanted to paint this dog
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Never felt more like an art major than today when an elderly gentleman wandered into the aisle I was in at Michaels, looked at me, and asked where the charcoal was. I found it and gave him advice on the different types too
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Trying to tell people that maybe you're too stupid or not good enough to do something can be so hard because they'll try to be nice
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Mochi-chan! @themiraclemochi.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
あのさ…!! 僕は生後5ヶ月ですよ!! Mama said I can be on the internet now, since I am old enough! はじめまして!! もちです! It’s nice to meet you, I’m Mochi! Let’s get along! よろしく~ #cats #catsky #petsky #mochi
A mostly black tortoiseshell kitten on a curved scratcher on a hardwood floor. There is a dorayaki-shaped cat toy and the corner of a green carpet in frame.
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I've taken more pictures of the cats today than for the bachelorette party I went to yesterday and I feel like this really highlights who I am as a person
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
getting honked at while i'm out for a walk or run is just so funny. like hello white hatchback, i see you have tinted windows. goodbye. what was the point of that interaction
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
help
a poorly drawn cat with a bite mark taken out of its head. the text above and below it reads: “do you have any ibuprofen”
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Phenomenal exchange with coworker about metal bands we listen to Me: yeah I love Bloodywood, highly recommend Him: aww Bloodywood, like Bollywood, that's so funny Me: it is but it's so great. Do you have any you would recommend? Him: We Butter The Bread With Butter Me: ...sir......
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cara @witchsbrewski.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
i will love and defend pigeons until the day i die
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 13/08/2025
Relatable.
Art of a crow with a wine glass and a cake with the caption "The contents of this week require the Big Treat" 😭
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Stealth40k @stealth40k.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Nintendo released a survey asking for feedback on physical and digital games. This is definitely the chance to make your voice heard about Switch 2 Game Key Cards. Source: theWellRedMage Survey: nintendoofamerica.co1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
by age 30 you should have: * strong opinions about birds * 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus * sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again * a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading * parasocial friendships with other people's pets
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Never kill yourself you could one day change a weird little girl's life for the better
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
If I made a sticker sheet of cats in this kind of style, would people be interested? I want to make some for myself lol
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Kellyyy 👻 @tealwaistcoat.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Capitalism kills even the strongest of Gengars 😔
Closeup of the Gengar, his face looks like “Kill meee”
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Happy birthday to... me! It's MY turn to be an idol for a day! #oc #art
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
pinching the bridge of my nose. it's not the end of the world that my mom got "low calorie" muffins bc she didn't want me to "get fat again" by having a birthday cake. or that she forgot i can't eat gluten. or that the muffin i ate had mold in it and she got mad at me for saying it had mold in it.
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maya kern @mayakern.com · 19/07/2025
#store preorders for my all-cotton dungeon delver collection are open through july 24th! these will ship in september, in time for your northern hemisphere fall shenanigans. my dungeon delver design features classic weapons, shields, and monsters, including — wait, what's that hiding in the corner?
a graphic featuring the DM dress, which maya is wearing in 2XL. the text reads preorder / july 10-24 / store.mayakern.com. the mimic is licking maya's toes
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Someone keeps hoarding mice at my work desk so I drew a cat to keep watch over them #art #cat
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 11/07/2025
Listening to that kpop demon hunter soundtrack mood.
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
What better way to make your (discord server) debut than with an idol outfit?? Cheers and happy birthday to @9sharkman.bsky.social! As well as an updated idol @rinfinite.bsky.social to match 💜 #art #vtuber
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Oops. #art #comic
four panel comic of an artist sitting at their desk with a drawing tablet. First panel: they happily say "Oh boy, so many comic ideas! Maybe I'll try putting all my OCs on one project!" Second panel: they gleefully imagine three of their characters. "Ah, so many cute girls! How refreshing!" Third panel: they sit and think of even more characters, all of whom are cute girls. Fourth panel: dramatic close up of their yelling face, large text "THEY'RE ALL CUTE GIRLS"
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Madoka Magicock @rifflexielian.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I gotta lock in and get kinder and weirder its the only way
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I was having such a good day and then. Now I'm looking into possible medical plans for my dad and sorting out citizenship paperwork for my mom. Fuck the BBB
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Man I wonder where my hand and mouse went
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
What's better than a cute girl in a yukata designed just for her? TWO CUTE GIRLS IN YUKATA DESIGNED JUST FOR THEM! Thank you @rinfinite.bsky.social and @mashimarovt.bsky.social for reaching out with this fun duo! #art #vtuber
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Teal 📗✨ @chocolateal.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Watching people I considered friends still discuss h*rry p*tter in a good light without any mention of trans rights (or even finger wagging at people who were against the game) and like. Oh okay. Got it
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