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Adrock Dadrock

@chocoborborygmos.bsky.social
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I'm an artist, father, ordained reverend, Magic the Gathering player, writer, former journalist, atheist, he/him, and a PC/Switch gamer. I'm stoned and exhausted.

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Princess Weekes @princesmweekes.bsky.social · 13h
Initially, I didn't plan to do a Star Trek video, but while I was in the shower, an idea popped into my head, and here we are. New Video: youtu.be/wmraygqDEx0
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How Star Trek: DS9 Saw 2024 Coming 30 Years Ago
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 5h
If it wasn't for the fact that I had 4 Rakdos decks already, a treasures deck in Mardu, and a blue-red Dragon typal deck, I would so build this
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 11h
I'm going to attempt to get the Labyrinth secret lair with Hoggle in it, simply because I want Hoggle. The only other card I like in it is the Worm; is anyone else looking for anything from that one we can work something out? The Treefolk one is amazing though, it's my favorite.
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 15h
Gonna rule zero this card put it in a regular 100 card commander deck with Whtz, put in a bunch ways to find it, then cast it and switch it with a 200 card deck once i get Battle of Wits out
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The problem is other cis guys usually give me the ick unless they already wouldn’t need to be reminded about these things as a bare minimum default, and at work usually they are on their best behavior. The people needing to be called out usually insulate their social circles to be w/similar assholes
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I need @magic.wizards.com to understand is I spend absolutely all my fun monies, several thousands a year, solely on Magic. If they partner with someone who will use her share of the profits off of her involvement solely for persecuting trans people, I will sell and/or burn all my cards
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got old-man wistful today about the era of music videos, internet staying in one room, and going to blockbuster. I know it's a tired old observation but the Matrix saying that 1999 was the pinnacle of humanity was supposed to a throwaway line, not a modern day oracle's foreboding
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SHINRA NEWS: January 31st, 1997 Edition

Bisexuality

Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.

Also includes the articles:

PRES. SHINRA'S FIRST NAME - What Was It

EGG AND CHIPS - A New Frontier In Bar Food
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they're not clueless or misled or anything, they are being paid to do what they are doing. "winning" for their donor class is not winning elections, it is maintaining the status quo, which means aiming for a political deadlock where no ambitious policies can be enacted
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No one reads my posts, I have no reach and I’m just an exhausted millennial, but I promise you the trends of “what did you do before you were a content creator” are literally just prompts to train ai datasets, stop doing the work for them
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Deleted my Reddit account and the app off my phone, felt amazing
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rebuilding two decks I previously took apart Agatha of the vile cauldron got a lot of new support with the heartwood stuff and with the firebending stuff + adding a small snow subtheme Shalai and Hallar but this time no token producers at all
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't care what y'all say, drafting the hobbit was fun as heck for me
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here are four of my favorite #magicthegathering proxies I've created that don't use my own artwork. Please use them at your discretion (I worked really hard on the Strega Nona one)
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Reality fracture mtg: I’m going to avoid empowering Jace (unless it’s draft on Arena) the way I avoid stickers, banding, infect, and annihilator
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I loved the reality fracture storyline, I’m just not super I to the cards from the set so far. A few standouts though and I am the most stoked that the wizard soldier cadets work with Kuja. The rakdos and azorious elder sphinxes are my favorite; I love blue Lyra and blue Yargle
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The transformers weren’t born on earth, or in America. One might say they are….. Immigrants.
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xantchaslegacy.bsky.social @xantchaslegacy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Random fun magic fact about me: when I was in college I purchased a booster box of Torment. It was the first entire booster box of packs I had ever purchased, and I loved the set symbol so much I painted it on my LARPing shield for the first time I LARPed with @moshesiegel.bsky.social
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey #EDH Magic the gathering homies... Show of hands, how many of y'all would let me run this card (rule 0 conversation, etc et al) in my Storm, Windrider deck?
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KD Combat, Immovable @katiecombat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm the kind of Magic brewer who sees all this Jace support and quietly removes every Jace from my superfriends deck, just because it's too easy now
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know lots of people like him, but for those of us who hate Jace, this set is exhausting. Now there's tokens of him?
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have a kid, so I understand if you're a slow Arena player, but also, if you play counterspells.dek can you hurry the fuck up, regardless?
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Czarface meets Frankie Pulitzer is an infuriatingly good album
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kinda cool
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every iteration of Emrakul is super fun to cast and have on your battlefield and absolutely exhausting to face. I'm happy to never seen any eldrazi ever again, there's still plenty of them to play with. If anything we need more Atogs
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dhappinin.bsky.social @dhappinin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thanks for having us wait 2 hours just to let us know it sold out 10 minutes after putting it back up, real nice. Secret Lair unmatched in wasting my goddamn time, always the coolest products and the absolute worst way to deliver them to people.
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Secret lair queue was broken, then when I finally got my place in line in made me login again and then told me it was sold out. 20 dollar packs of seven cards that are made with public domain art that the scalpers now have Really having a hard time continuing to support this lifelong hobby
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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𝕲𝖆𝖝 @gaxix.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Ttrpg icons 💙
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When ya only gotta write three storylines a year it probably allows for more careful thought and nuance
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Boooooooooooo
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Ranaroth @ranaroth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Patrick Woodroffe. From The Pentateuch of the Cosmogony, Paper Tiger, 1979. A 12x12" art book with two vinyl LPs of music composed by Dave Greenslade. #PatrickWoodroffe #DaveGreenslade
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I met Tony DiTerlizzi @ Never Abandon Imagination: The Fantastical Art of Tony DiTerlizzi at the Norman Rockwell Museum back in 2017 (simpler times) and he signed a copy of Lab Rats for me and I refuse to ever take it out of my Marrow-Gnawer commander deck no matter what better card could replace it
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I posted my Eggman deck on Moxfield for @joshuaclaytor.bsky.social moxfield.com/decks/ahYeep...
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Eggman - Commander (Dr. Eggman)
A Commander deck featuring Dr. Eggman by Chocoborborygmos • View on Moxfield
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Watching 9 to 5 and then Clue back to back
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Questioning Phelddagrif @phelddagrif.quest · 26/08/2026
Here's the meme 💜💜💜
Babadook meme where the mom is yelling at her child (the villain). In this meme the mom is yelling "Why can't you just reprint cards normally?", she's the salt of the Earth magic player who is looking for pyroblast to go down in price just a little bit please? The bottom part of the meme, with the screaming child (villain) represents Wizards of the Coast. The child (villain) is surrounded by Mystery Booster and the Zeta Secret Lair cards, which are not normal reprint vehicles. Now, a fun twist on the meme is that the kid is not screaming. What do you think that means?
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One of the things I want to do when my kids are easier to handle is run a roll20 ttrpg where all of the artwork for the player, npcs and enemies are medieval art
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hand painted Howl’s Moving Castle Mox Ruby.
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My parents' house is a video game :3
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Bromi @bromi.me · 22/08/2026
It's fun to mess with some paper crafting. Here's Adrock's crab with flower(s)
A rough papercraft crab holding a purple flower
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mossborn Hydra is bullshit
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
MCU: -has literally dumbed down all of cinema -it’s a propaganda wing for us politics and us military and now they’ve literally embraced mass surveillance as a plot point -heroes and villains who play by western capitalist rules win the day; anyone who tries to enact change is a villain
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Adrock Dadrock @chocoborborygmos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not sure how I feel about this "report a player" in arena. Hoping its mostly used for inappropriate screennames and in game chats, but I feel like I'm going to be reported for being slow a lot because my kid shit her pants and I didn't take my turn in 14 nanoseconds.
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