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C.H.O.A.M. Director

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Folding 100% original Dune hot takes on Fremenomics untouched by thinking machines and delivered 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘶 with a school of logistical fish Writing a book “The Economics of Dune” soon to be published by Adobe Acrobat PDF Publishers

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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 14/09/2026
The hero we need right now: LINA KYNES
“Lina Kynes” a.k.a. Lina Khan but made to be Fremen
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 24/05/2026
Baron Harkonnen from Dune overlooking the city of Arrakeen on Arrakis with the caption in Dune font “Hello, Arrakis!”

A reference to “Hello, Greenland!” Posted by our American Harkonnen
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 11/04/2026
[parody of the “I sent ChatGPT an audio file of FART noises, but for Dune]

Sardaukar Priest @hym_gunga_hrim
I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of
SARDAUKAR CHANTS and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said
Song 1.mp3
File
What do you think of this music 1 made?
I listened to your track - here's a straight, honest reaction:
First impression:
It has a cool lo-fi, late-night, slightly eerie vibe. It feels more like an atmosphere piece than a traditional song which actually works in its favor. It reminds me of something that would play over a quiet city montage or end credits.
What works well
• The mood is consistent — you clearly had a tone in mind and stuck to it.
• The minimalism is good. You didn't overfill the space.
• There's a nice bedroom/DIY texture that makes it feel personal rather than polished-generic.
• The short length (~37s) actually suits it - feels like a fragment or interlude.
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 06/04/2026
(Bene Gesserit Missionaria Protectiva voice): You know who else rose from the dead?
Lady Jessica in Dune part II looking coyly at the camera as she preaches the Bene Gesserit mythology of the Kwisatz Haderach
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 19/03/2026
Feyd [desperately trying to think of a good comeback]: no, uh, may 𝘵𝘩𝘺 knife chip and shatter
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 30/10/2025
Many have been saying!
C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirec... • 8mo Are you looking for movies about dictatorships and the triumph of democracy over authoritarianism? Then watch "NO" , a phenomenal movie about
the Chilean referendum that toppled Pinochet. I can't recommend it enough.
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 18/10/2025
Uh oh here comes ANTIFA
Dune. Worm eat Sardaukar
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 18/10/2025
No Kings Arrakis
People with anti Muad’Dib signs People with anti Muad’Dib signs People with anti Muad’Dib signs
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Autumn Warhammer Chick @celticdragon1.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Bless the frog and his water
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 18/10/2025
See you at the No God Emperors protest today
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 17/10/2025
Kull wahad!
Original tweet about RFK Jr: “Dr Oz: "Turns out that about 1/3 families don't have the number of babies they desire. They're under-babied. So this president committed to address that during the campaign and he's delivering on that today."

Modified tweet: “Dr Oz: "Turns out that about 1/3 of Muad'Dib's wives don't have the number of babies they desire. They're under-babied.
So this god-emperor committed to address that during the holy war and he's delivering on that today."
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 15/10/2025
POLITICO
EXCLUSIVE
'I love Muad'Dib': Leaked messages expose Young Fedaykins' racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young sietch leaders joking about no-chambers, maulas and imprinting.
Anyone that votes for Stilgar will have their water returned to the well
Great. I love Muad'Dib
Also ... we are officially under consideration for a Reverend
Mother endorsement
When do we bring that lasgun out?
You're giving Qizarate to much credit and expecting the mentat-ghola to be honest
Are you going to do the Gom Jabbar?
I'm ready to watch people get dehydrated now
I'd go to the graben villages if I wanted to watch museum Fremen play tarot
If we ever had a leak of this distrans we'd be cooked fr fr
When do we start Amtal dude?
Kick the b---g-----t
And everyone that endorsed but then votes for us is going to the deathstills
Boom - they're ghafla
They love the thinking machines
It was imperial conditioning
Ya yaaaaym
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 22/09/2025
A reference to the texts between Elizabeth Holmes (from Theranos) and Ramesh "Sunny" Balwani:

TEXTS BETWEEN MUAD'DIB AND IRULAN
What this reveals about their relationship

Princess Irulan: "You are breeze in desert for me. My water. And ocean. Meant only to be together tiger”

Paul "Muad' Dib" Atreides: “Ok”
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 13/08/2025
Irulan confirms that monthly dead body counts from Muad'Dib's Jihad may be suspended "until they can get the data and methodology together"

Satire of Trump wanting to conceal bad jobs data and stop issuing monthly BLS jobs reports
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 05/08/2025
“Here's 5 Tik-Tok dances you can do to help Paul Atreides become the Lisan al Gaib” with Stilgar in various humorous poses. A reference to “Here's 5 Tik-Tok dances you can do to help Ukraine fight Russia”
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 23/07/2025
SPOILER ALERT: LEAKED PHOTOS of Duncan Idaho and Alia Atreides in DUNE MESSIAH
Jason Momoa and Daenerys in Game of Thrones :( ‘‘tis a joke unfortunately
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 11/07/2025
Life hack: if you need to circumvent the artificially intelligent customer service robots and get to a real person, just start saying “more options” and eventually you’ll browbeat them into transferring you to an operator
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The Dune Minute Podcast @duneminute.com · 07/07/2025
Hello and welcome to a new week of The Dune Minute podcast! We’re excited to introduce a new guest to the show @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social as we start this week off talking about plans within plans! #dune #duneminute
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 28/06/2025
Gurney Halleck and Duncan Idaho’s raid on the Harkonnen spice reserves on Giedi Prime
Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 26/06/2025
Sounds like a job for … Lina Kynes
Lina Khan as a Fremen from dune with eyes of ibad and stillsuit tube
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Bene Jesserit @benejesserit.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
CHOAM, KEEP SPICE PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF HOUSE ATREIDES. DON’T DO IT!
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 15/06/2025
I don't have a King. But I do have a Sole Concubine.
Rebecca Ferguson Lady Jessica on Arrakis in Dune part 1
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 31/05/2025
Lady Jessica after she drinks the water of life
White guy tattooed with “NO RAGRETS” on his chest, a reference to lady Jessica’s Fremen tattoos in Dune 2
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 30/05/2025
“We’re going to be in the sand”
Nathan Fielder portraying Chesley Burnett "Sully" Sullenberger III (pilot of the “Miracle on the Hudson”) in The Rehearsal S2E3, with Duke Leto Atreides from Dune as his co-pilot. Leto always wanted to be a pilot
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 23/05/2025
Alia every morning at prayer service
Marky mark saying “let’s do the rosary together and stay prayed up”
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 21/05/2025
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
Glossu Beats Rabban puts on his best thizz face
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Dune Quotes @dunequotes.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern.
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Jake V @viraldonutz.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
AI will be able to do everyone's job, except for mine, of course, which is more complex than other people realize.
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 19/05/2025
Thread on why we need a Butlerian jihad
Online interaction
Heather: “is physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent and more weird and evil and devoid of empathy by the day”

Lord Saturn: “@grok is society really getting less intelligent?”
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Gnomon Chronicles @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
#GnomonPress "Job Interviewers of C.H.O.A.M." Frank Herbert Science fiction business management novel. gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Job_Int....
#GnomonPress 
"Job Interviewers of C.H.O.A.M."
Frank Herbert

Science fiction business management novel.

https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Job_Interviewers_of_C.H.O.A.M.
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 16/05/2025
Paul Muad’Dib Atreides: murders 61 billion people, exterminating entire planets His wife:
Old time reporter with pipe in mouth paper in fedora and notepad in hands
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 04/05/2025
Reddit post “The nature of Shai Hulud revealed.
(Spoilers inside)”Reddit user starting their “spoilers” by saying “1st, I've not read any of the books, so I don't know…”
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 27/04/2025
Paul Atreides saying “sorry for causing fascism by being autistic i guess” (a retweet from @booksandbows.bsky.social
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 27/04/2025
Watching the Dune prequel
Lawrence of Arabia
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
A dachshund since in front of a viewing window at the aquarium, the other side of which is a seal. They are both looking off to the left.

Text:


We ourselves perceive a slight problem within House Atreides. Paul, Paul Atreides

You mean of course Duke Leto
Atreides, his father?

I mean Paul Atreides.
We want him killed. I did not say this. I am not here

I understand
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 26/04/2025
Explaining to someone how to survive the Gom Jabbar
media.tenor.com
a man talking to another man with the words " the trick william potter is not minding that it hurts " on the bottom
Alt: a man talking to another man with the words " the trick william potter is not minding that it hurts " on the bottom LAWRENCE OF ARABIA
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Yore @yore89.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Tax the spice 125% to force the worms to negotiate.
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 24/04/2025
If he had been emperor the war would’ve never even started
Tweet from emperor Shaddam: “I am not happy with the Harkonnen strikes on ARRAKIS. Not necessary, and very bad timing. Vladimir, STOP! 5000 fremen a week are dying. Let's get the Peace Deal DONE!”
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 23/04/2025
People who have autism or autistic children: how bad do you think RFK is going to screw up Autism treatment? I want to stay here, I dearly love this country, but I have to put my kids and their autism treatment first.
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 21/04/2025
House Atreides begun process of looking for new master of assassins (Thufir Hawat from dune pictured)
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 19/04/2025
AI is the mind killer
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Aviendha69 🦋🍁 🇨🇦 | ᑐ ∪ ∩ ⊂ @aviendha69.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
AI is a cancer, a plague. It looks human, but it's not and it grows ad nauseam and will suck the life out of anything it touches. Stay away from it. Kill it with fire.
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 17/04/2025
Does anyone have a copy of the letters DHS is sending US Citizens telling them to “deport”? My parents some of my former friends are about to get some DHS correspondence
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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 12/04/2025
Broke the news to my parents that we’re leaving the countries (we have several permanent residency visas and bank accounts abroad). They were apoplectic. Honestly the first time they had a good faith conversation in…every. Funny how not seeing you grandkids can cut through the fox news shit
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