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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 54m

Next time I’m blasting out some D-Juice on the work toilet, guess what? It’s because I got laid, not because I had a milkshake after 6pm, 𝐌𝐎𝐌! nypost.com/2026/10/08/h...

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Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise — and it’s morphing into a drug-resistant superbug

The infection is evolving into something that’s “close to untreatable,” one expert said.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 40m

I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.

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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Congrats, you’re one of the best colleges in the country. You send more students to Ph.D. programs than any other university. Your ranking just fellow 30 slots because we played Calvinball with our dumb index. Maybe next year we’ll include dining hall menus. Olli-wolly Polliwoggy Ump-Bump-Fizz.”

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 23h

Male model in democratic socialists Medicare for all blouse

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 06/10/2026

New Yorkers: one month from today, there will be five questions on the back of your ballot. Register to vote by October 24 and learn more at nyc.gov/fast

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/10/2026

It was an immense honor to attend FDNY’s Firemen’s Memorial service on Riverside Drive. We remember those who devoted their lives to protecting our city, the families who make enormous, unseen sacrifices, and every member of New York’s Bravest who do the extraordinary to every single day.

Mayor Mamdani, DM Kerson and Fire Commissioner Bonsignore stand with hands over heart while FDNY members salute at the Firemen’s Memorial.

Mayor Mamdani at the Firemen’s Memorial service.

People carry flags at the Firemen’s Memorial service.

Attendees salute and remove their hats at the Firemen’s Memorial service.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

OK have just arrived in Paris for the French leg of our promotional tour for “Exploring Moby-Dick” & posters are EVERYWHERE. This podcast is truly taking over the world. Join us! exploringthegreats.com/moby-dick

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Blaine is loved & revered as an amazing joke writer for a reason. This list is very special & just goes on & on. Impossibly funny.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why here’s a Bookshop.org link right here you can use: bookshop.org/p/books/a-he... ❤️‍🩹📚

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Paquito Pineda Martinez 🍉🖤🐘🤍💜 @cho-pan-alebrije.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In recent weeks, hundreds of testimonials have emerged from Cubans calling to become part of Mexico. Faced with the unending crisis caused by the U.S. embargo, Cubans are gathering signatures for a referendum proposing that Mexico annex Cuba as its thirty-third state, thereby avoiding U.S. control.

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Cuba pide ser el Estado 33 de México

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Vile.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This book had me sleeping with the lights on when i was six bsky.app/profile/slee...

The cover of Scary Stories to tell in the dark

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

they can watch it twice. Killer editing; you’re out of a scene but still laughing at it while you’re well into the next one. Boyega ASTONISHING; what an artist. Jamie Foxx delicious. Teyonah Parris a revelation. Powerhouse trio romping through a brilliant film that should be seen by all.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Saw THEY CLONED TYRONE last night. Whatever won the Oscar for cinematography that yr should return the award. So fucking funny & LEGITIMATELY touching. Altman-style sound mixing; director Juel Taylor rightfully was like “There’s too many jokes for ppl to hear them all anyway; fuck it,

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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Paquito Pineda Martinez 🍉🖤🐘🤍💜 @cho-pan-alebrije.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I don't know what surprises me more: that the drummer actually heard the bass, or that the bassist didn't hear, or realize, that it wasn't the right song. I reckon he thought he couldn't be heard and decided to treat himself. 🎸🎷🥁🪈🎺🪉👩‍🎤🎤🎶🎹🎵🎧

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Músicos Cuando Confunden La Canción #shorts #memes #musician #bass #bassist #singer #drummer

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Open AI agents went rogue & hallucinated pictures of me “cumming” (ejaculating) into Pepsi cans behind a barn & then posted them in the comments sections of >500 recipe blogs/websites. I called to complain but wound up giving them my 401k.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I *am* Samuel, whether you like it or not.

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Cerebro Digital @cerebrodigital.net · 03/10/2026

Este conejo se cuela en la tienda para "ayudar" con las tareas, señal de que se siente seguro y bien socializado.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Strongly recommend ppl post this on Facebook & even email it to #dads, #uncles & male #BBQ friends in swing states. This is written in their language & they’re welcome in the popular front we’re assembling to punish the villains.

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Paquito Pineda Martinez 🍉🖤🐘🤍💜 @cho-pan-alebrije.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don't let the chemists find out you leaked this, Rob. Big Pharma is shaking right now. 🤫

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Rubén Darío @ruchomuscleworship.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Esteban Fuquene - Cult Fitness. 💪💪🏋️‍♂️💥 Bodybuilding stars 🤴 Ishhh 🔥 Apague y vámonos! 🤣 Este si que es otro nivel Rubiel Mosquera ! Siempre un gusto coincidir contigo broo! Muchas gracias por el momento que nos regaló para charlar y compartir! Da gusto encontrarse con otros Colombianos. Pero da más..

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Prayers up for my buddy Eric Schmitt! After a tough day at work he forgot to pull his pants down before taking a shit & had to waddle home as loose turds periodically fell out of his pant leg.

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Iram Ortega 📸 @iram-ortega.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Desde el jardín

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Luis León @leon49.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

FANTASY? This is my reality

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Also I was worried about a Mastodon without Brent Hinds but this track is fucking outrageous youtu.be/ZF6pGF3AyLM?...

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Mastodon - Golden Spires (Audio)

YouTube video by Mastodon

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fucking enrages me when I hear corporate “country” slop above the mason dixon line. we have our own dogshit thank you very much

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Slift’s incredible new album was recorded live in studio with no overdubs & mixed by killer Kurt Ballou of Converge and… you can tell. Easily my favorite French psych-rock 3 piece working today youtu.be/Og8TDbfIAWY?...

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Corrupted Sky

YouTube video by SLIFT - Topic

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Claude how do I “wipe my ass?”

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Edi Albo @ediazalbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cartoon by Bruce MacKinnon (The Chronicle Herald).

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’d be grateful if you took down this post. My wife is on this site/app

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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

HUNKS/TOOLS.GIF

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have to watch someone take a shit before I hire them. If you can’t control your body & mind enough to confidently assault the bowl while holding eye contact (thru plexiglass) with a powerful stranger eating an Italian sub, walk away. Lock in or go home.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ll drink a 𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 at an interview & take your secretary to Six Flags

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is extremely, extremely good.

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Asian U.K. News @asianuknews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

🇬🇧🇵🇸 The entire Ed Sheeran touring band has reportedly withdrawn from the remaining dates of his ‘Loop’ tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore. 🇵🇸✊

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

All he does is win

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