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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 14h

Heard a loud bang and see that there is exactly 1 parked car on this street. And someone managed to hit it?! Dude HOW it was parked and the ONLY CAR AROUND

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ik media literacy is dead because people are still watching 2 seasons of apothecary diaries and continue to be confused about jinshi’s parents. They explain the swap several times, babe!

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Using ai doesnt hurt your intelligence-“ Im afraid that understanding how to make and use different kinds of graphs and charts is a 4th grade skill💀

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Very grateful to my crossing guard boss for keeping me on the schedule and giving me a full week of morning shifts while I work fulltime again but also, god bless her for only giving me 3 shifts next week I am SO freaking tired

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Day 2 of back to working fulltime in the office, I REALLY miss being able to take a nap whenever I wanted ☹️

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My last afternoon crossing guard shift for at least 6 months! Lets goooooo

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Start back at fultime work (for a few months) on monday which means i am deep cleaning my apartment and renting a carpet cleaning machine from ACE again. hell yeah bröther lets GO

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ok this is awesome but clearly not a tricycle and also I want it in an adult size

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Had a kid almost get hit by a car this morning because the kid was riding his bike from the sidewalk and thought the green light for cars was also a green for him. BABY YOU ARE NOT A CAR!!

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Violently tucked himself in as the biggest “HINT HINT I AM TIRED” 🙄

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And we’ve been stuck with Karen Bass? Ffs

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh no ive been perceived. A dad with his daughter walked by and said “Hey Chloe, good to see ya👋” ….how do you know me i havent worked on this side of town in months! 😭

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Why are we still using helicopters for news segments when drones exist? Im so serious. Helicopters are so dangerous and seem to easily crash too often can we finally get rid of them? This shouldnt have happened!

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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 15/09/2026

lol Ed Sheeran's band quit

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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Justin Timberlake: Oh God oh fuck I got a DUI my tour is ruined Ed Sheeran: You think THAT's ruining a tour? Watch this

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Do you want the moderna or pfizer?” Babe i could not care less just stab me

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Give me a heart attack why dontcha

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“Deciding on a premise” how about, if you cant decide by Halloween, Miss Piggy herself gets to decide where the show goes. Fuck it, give each Muppet their own episode to have their own genre of show Black Mirror style. DONE. EASY. PAY ME MILLIONS.

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

As I learn more about Cdramas and Kdramas and how there is a seemingly never ending catalog of entertaining shows that seem to always be shooting…but in the USA we struggle to greenlight THE MUPPETS???

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Stop using AI im begging. My brain hurts i think it melted

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I want a foldable phone, but I will sooner fly to china to buy a huawei phone before paying 2k for another iphone 🙄

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Im about to have 3 panda express restaurants within walking distance of my home. Things are looking up for this one thing and one thing alone!

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Poppy belly to bless your timeline

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

A rainy sunday on a long weekend?? HELL YEAH BRÖTHER!

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Is there a market for someone who gets paid to savagely critique men’s dating profiles? If I could get paid to tell guys “hey, that makes you seem like a serial killer”….I could be RICH

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Aggressively michigan, well damn

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Im watching more Pursuit of Jade tonight and jfc I think ive been starved for good lighting in tv shows. I can actually SEE whats happening on screen? Wild. Amazing. More pls.

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Its been hours…are the chabots still dead? Are we still free from idiots??

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Got jumpscared by gmail rewriting my email using ai because I wanted to use the tab key to indent a paragraph GOD FORBID a girl wants to format and write some using her own brain in the year of our lord 2026.

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Episode 18 of pursuit of jade…what the fuck, my dude 😭

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

A very nice old lady wearing two large brimmed sunhats at once thanked me for walking her across the street by saing “i love you” with a little wave. Amazing vibes, confusing style. Love you! 👋

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just now a very cool middle school girl told me that I am “so pretty”. My inner teen is healing. Ive been blessed.

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

At this point of knitting my sweater where i had to use double pointed needles bc i dont have a cord thats short enough for the sleeves 😭

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FeedMePasta @mercuri0ff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

idc if this offends you. If you're sending your condolences for the victims in Nepal and you actively choose to still use gen AI, Chatgpt and other dogshit AI services, fuck you. You are actively contributing to other tragedies and spitting on what have been AND could be prevented.

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The Great Lakes will always be H.O.M.E.S. And that is all the time I will give to that bullshit.

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together

photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

So this is what the inside of an oven feels like

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com

imaginationlibrary.com

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU

Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Its 80degrees at 9am i am already OVER THIS BS

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Learned this morning that the job of painting lines on roads and crosswalks is a union job…backup career eyyyyyy

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Made the mistake of checking X and seeing people talk about drumpf making a deal to import mystery beef at the same time he is culling and exporting wild horses through legal loopholes…i’ll be sticking to chicken and tofu for the foreseeable future ☹️

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Chloe Stewart @chloestewart.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Kid: so are you the new crossing guard for this spot? Me: no, Im just here for the week. Kid: Oh. People said the other lady was mean, youre much nicer! ☺️ …little dude shes gonna be back next week PLEASE dont tell her that!

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