Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Practicing an accent for a role is fun and all but it *must* be done in moderation. Otherwise it’s a single “stoof” instead of “stuff” slip and everyone thinks you’re doing it for attention 000
Reposted by Chipadrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 07/09/2026feels like everyone would be a whole lot happier if we made a three-day weekend the new normal. 5794
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026What do I have to put under my pillow tonight to get a progressive in my state? Everyone else is making me jealous 000
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I have never cared about the World Cup before today, and I will not care in future, but I gotta admit, given the situations… extremely satisfying conclusion 001
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Bluesky friends from Canada, can you please explain your aversion to dividers between urinals? I’ve heard of the politeness stereotype but I apparently missed the memo on the exhibitionism 100
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Apparently today is National Bring Your Kid on the Train Day, I have never in my life been closer to just hopping off a stop or two early and just walking 020
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026My theory is that the Christian military people secretly like pride parades because the ones that decided to stand right next to me the entire time were dead silent once it got started… not even in like an angry way, just signs down, full and undivided attention. Hm. 010
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I’m feeling good this pride month… I’m experiencing the motivation where if I don’t build a house by myself and figure out how to homestead, it was all a waste of time 010
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Briefly forgot it was April Fools and was genuinely distressed that one of the daily comic accounts I followed suddenly switched to My Little Pony content… this holiday is chaos incarnate and a conduit for misinformation 040
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Annnnnd the TV is now off, see y’all next year for the same shit on a different day 🏆 021
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026That moment before they announce the Oscar winner is always so stressful, like I haven’t prepared a speech or anything and I am also hundreds of miles away 000
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Conan O’Brien starting the Oscars with Weapons after opening with The Substance last year… horror movies are finally getting justice 😌 020
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I think sometimes in life it’s necessary to fight fire with fire. Ergo, to combat AI’s rampant water consumption, I will be spraying my desktop with a garden hose 000
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Almost got poisoned this morning (got regular instead of decaf) and I could have died (got jittery and talked too much) 000
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 04/12/2025HELP!! The worst people I know have all written mediocre YA novels 000
Reposted by Chipit’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 26/11/2025An underrepresented identity is the gay oldest son 5232428
Reposted by ChipThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/10/2025Report Confirms No Need To Make New Chairs For The Time Being theonion.com/report-confirms-no-nee… 1892769
Reposted by Chippetey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 23/09/2025the US if Tylenol actually caused autism 3132232913
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Having a moment where I’m realizing I’m me, like who tf is this guy… right, right. Gotcha. 000
Reposted by ChipWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/05/2025This pup just started their fitness journey and could use a spotter. And a little encouragement. 12/10 987685609
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 19/03/2025It’s that time of the day again where I kick back, relax, and enjoy a pleasant afternoon reading the label on my shampoo 000
Reposted by ChipSascha Stronach🏳️⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 11/03/2025the anti-woke stuff is so funny like ... bitch you're asleep then? you're an eepy sleepy? big tough boy tucked into beddy-bye? 539136
Reposted by Chipevil baby ✨🔵 @dumb.baby · 23/02/2025i will succeed bc im crazy i will succeed bc im crazy i will succeed bc im crazy i will succeed bc im crazy i will succeed bc im crazy i will succeed bc im crazy 8385106
Reposted by ChipNina Turner @ninaturner.bsky.social · 08/03/20252020: attacks on “BLM” 2022: attacks on “CRT” 2024: attacks on “woke” 2025: attacks on “DEI” BLACK. THEY MEAN BLACK. 134131873387
Reposted by ChipClaudia Koerner @claudiakoerner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book 317422188469
Reposted by ChipFeral Husband @feralhusband.bsky.social · 02/03/2025The clothes don’t make the man. 4868954
Reposted by ChipMrsFishVEVO @willkellogg.bsky.social · 03/03/2025The songs in Emilia Perez make the songs in La La Land sound like Sondheim 318131
Reposted by Chiptwunktrapped by a 👻 @twunktrap.bsky.social · 21/02/2025When YouTube plays an unskippable ad but you look away so they don't win 28415
Reposted by Chipregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 19/02/2025brain is nonstop like this these days 41167
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025You all have your Super Bowling or whatever, I am (gladly) watching paint dry for entertainment as I drink a nice tall glass of tea to get me through the brutal wintermonths 000
Reposted by ChipAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO 413414531424032
Reposted by ChipDanny Lavery @dannymlavery.bsky.social · 31/01/2025at the used bookstore the other day and found a copy of Ethan Frome where someone had written "that's so sad" and "so sad for Frome" on the very last page 1845129
Reposted by ChipAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025They want to ban the teaching of the unpleasant facts of American history because people might conclude injustices in the past that contribute to inequalities in the present should be rectified, instead of their belief, which is that some groups of people are inherently superior to others 331220295295
Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Not sure if this helps anyone… but I saw Goody DEI dancing naked in the woods the other day. Should I be worried? 000