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@chirpt.bsky.social
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Here because the bandwagon is just as good if not better than any public transportation we’ve got. 25 and probably tired 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 I watch many movies: boxd.it/AtJd

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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Practicing an accent for a role is fun and all but it *must* be done in moderation. Otherwise it’s a single “stoof” instead of “stuff” slip and everyone thinks you’re doing it for attention
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
feels like everyone would be a whole lot happier if we made a three-day weekend the new normal.
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What do I have to put under my pillow tonight to get a progressive in my state? Everyone else is making me jealous
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Diego Nicolás Argüello @diegoarguello.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the image of shinji from evangelion sitting on the chair but it's inside the criterion closet
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I have never cared about the World Cup before today, and I will not care in future, but I gotta admit, given the situations… extremely satisfying conclusion
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Bluesky friends from Canada, can you please explain your aversion to dividers between urinals? I’ve heard of the politeness stereotype but I apparently missed the memo on the exhibitionism
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Apparently today is National Bring Your Kid on the Train Day, I have never in my life been closer to just hopping off a stop or two early and just walking
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My theory is that the Christian military people secretly like pride parades because the ones that decided to stand right next to me the entire time were dead silent once it got started… not even in like an angry way, just signs down, full and undivided attention. Hm.
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I’m feeling good this pride month… I’m experiencing the motivation where if I don’t build a house by myself and figure out how to homestead, it was all a waste of time
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
If you like: Primas Official Strategy Guide for Quest 64 

You should try: The Communist Manifesto
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Briefly forgot it was April Fools and was genuinely distressed that one of the daily comic accounts I followed suddenly switched to My Little Pony content… this holiday is chaos incarnate and a conduit for misinformation
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Annnnnd the TV is now off, see y’all next year for the same shit on a different day 🏆
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Pedro Pascal please
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
That moment before they announce the Oscar winner is always so stressful, like I haven’t prepared a speech or anything and I am also hundreds of miles away
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Conan O’Brien starting the Oscars with Weapons after opening with The Substance last year… horror movies are finally getting justice 😌
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It’s not easy to be funny, which is why I don’t try 😌
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I think sometimes in life it’s necessary to fight fire with fire. Ergo, to combat AI’s rampant water consumption, I will be spraying my desktop with a garden hose
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Almost got poisoned this morning (got regular instead of decaf) and I could have died (got jittery and talked too much)
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
HELP!! The worst people I know have all written mediocre YA novels
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
An underrepresented identity is the gay oldest son
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/10/2025
Report Confirms No Need To Make New Chairs For The Time Being theonion.com/report-confirms-no-nee…
Report Confirms No Need To Make New Chairs For The Time Being
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
A map titled United States High Speed Rail System showing a theoretical high speed rail system in the United States. Some lines also connect north to Vancouver or the Quebec City–Windsor Corridor, or south to Tijuana or Monterrey. The map is credited to First Cultural Industries AKA Alfred Twu, dated from February 2013, and is downloadable at www.californiarailmap.com
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💜🤍🖤Vee🖤🤍💜 (AFFLICTED WITH DELTAROT) @gotelover.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Car @garn47.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
me when i go on bluesky and i realize
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Having a moment where I’m realizing I’m me, like who tf is this guy… right, right. Gotcha.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/05/2025
This pup just started their fitness journey and could use a spotter. And a little encouragement. 12/10
a tiny white and black bulldog puppy stands with his front paws resting on a bar that has weights taller than him on either side. four people stand around the gym and look on as this pup commits to his weightlifting goals. we would absolutely spot him.
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Car @garn47.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Happy!
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It’s that time of the day again where I kick back, relax, and enjoy a pleasant afternoon reading the label on my shampoo
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
the anti-woke stuff is so funny like ... bitch you're asleep then? you're an eepy sleepy? big tough boy tucked into beddy-bye?
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Drewthulu @csonkatroy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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evil baby ✨🔵 @dumb.baby · 23/02/2025
i will succeed bc im crazy i will succeed bc im crazy i will succeed bc im crazy i will succeed bc im crazy i will succeed bc im crazy i will succeed bc im crazy
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Nina Turner @ninaturner.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
2020: attacks on “BLM” 2022: attacks on “CRT” 2024: attacks on “woke” 2025: attacks on “DEI” BLACK. THEY MEAN BLACK.
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Claudia Koerner @claudiakoerner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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Feral Husband @feralhusband.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The clothes don’t make the man.
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MrsFishVEVO @willkellogg.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The songs in Emilia Perez make the songs in La La Land sound like Sondheim
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
looks like its lid up
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Favorite movie lines @titlesinmedia.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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twunktrapped by a 👻 @twunktrap.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
When YouTube plays an unskippable ad but you look away so they don't win
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
See also: "? (disambiguation)" , "?? (disambiguation)"
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
brain is nonstop like this these days
tweet from @_D3KAE I mean, fuck, I like cats, I like dogs, I like little bunnies, I like hamsters, I like frogs attached to a picture of doechi rapping in the music video for denial is a river
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
You all have your Super Bowling or whatever, I am (gladly) watching paint dry for entertainment as I drink a nice tall glass of tea to get me through the brutal wintermonths
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Favorite movie lines @titlesinmedia.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
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Danny Lavery @dannymlavery.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
at the used bookstore the other day and found a copy of Ethan Frome where someone had written "that's so sad" and "so sad for Frome" on the very last page
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
They want to ban the teaching of the unpleasant facts of American history because people might conclude injustices in the past that contribute to inequalities in the present should be rectified, instead of their belief, which is that some groups of people are inherently superior to others
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Not sure if this helps anyone… but I saw Goody DEI dancing naked in the woods the other day. Should I be worried?
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Chip @chirpt.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Alright everyone, I threw my phone in the harbor… what now?
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