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United by the Numbers @unitedbythenumbers.com · 29/09/2026

United by the Numbers is a thing because of incredible stories like Tyler Blackett’s (#24). If you’re into learning about the personal significance of uniform numbers, you’re gonna really dig this one. ubtn.substack.com/p/numerology...

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Numerology with Tyler Blackett🔮

If there was ever a singular reason for writing this book, Tyler Blackett (#24) just might be it.

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Curious if Dekel is any relation to New Mexico United’s Sporting Director Itamar Keinan?

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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 21/09/2026

🚂 Another week, another El Paso win 🇨🇼 The Locadia effect in Tampa Bay 🟡 What’s holding New Mexico back? 🗻 New shape, new ceiling for the Switchbacks Come check in for like 8,000 words of USL breakdowns (and a comp between two strikers and a PB&J) www.backheeled.com/usl-champion...

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USL Championship Power Rankings: El Paso Locomotive keep top spot, Tampa Bay Rowdies get stronger & more

After 29 weeks of USL Championship action, we're ranking every team in the league.

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Give credit it where it’s due. This dolt got his job because he’s “friends” with @heinrich.senate.gov

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Fun fact uncovered while doing this research! NMU players with the fewest career minutes in ascending order: Derek Lozano (#54): 1 min Jace Sais (#42): 3 min Kyle Hofmann (#79): 4 min Bodie Ford (#18): 8 min Tie - Alex Touche (#16) & Josh Goss (#20): 20 min (the first four were all academy guys)

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I, too, have every doubt that what Trumps’s conveying was what he experienced, Ted.

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I wondered why he's so mad at New Mexico and well...

https://nmdoj.gov/press-release/new-mexico-sues-doj-for-blocking-access-to-unredacted-epstein-investigative-files-in-zorro-ranch-criminal-probe/

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Galactic Ambassadors @galactic-amb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Let's reiterate: We are Galactic Ambassadors, a supporters group for NEW MEXICO United. A team in the USL Championship, that play in Albuquerque, NEW MEXICO. And no tweet will change that fact.

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United by the Numbers @unitedbythenumbers.com · 04/09/2026

My thoughts on the heartwarming signings of brothers Sebastián (#14) and Santiago Casaus Natale (#22) to lifetime contracts, and the magic of the lineage of uniform numbers. Have a nice, long weekend, fam. ubtn.substack.com/p/chris-weha...

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Chris Wehan and Kalen Ryden Have New Company in the Numbers 14 and 22

United signed brothers Sebastián (#14) and Santiago Casaus Natale (#22) to honorary lifetime contracts in a heartwarming press conference on Friday, August 28th.

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Galactic Ambassadors @galactic-amb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

And on the Friday of Labor Day weekend, we get some great news for Labor! 12 month contracts. $42k base compensation (for senior members) $67k compensation for USL-P players ACA Silver or better health care included USL 1SCP NIL rights for 5 years Shield winner's prize pool!

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Since it’s my unhinged dream, Rennicks moves to #99 since he was born in 1999 and Balogun takes over the #9 shirt. That feels satisfying.

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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 10/08/2026

USL Championship Power Rank, coming at ya. Catch up on all things Week 23!

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United by the Numbers @unitedbythenumbers.com · 08/07/2026

🧵1/2 New Mexico United announced the signings of Winston Starr (#61) and Fabian Mata (#58) to Academy contracts. They will be the 116th and 117th first team players in club history. Both featured for United in the recent friendly with Atlante FC, with Starr scoring the equalizer at the death.

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Katherine, but spooky @krzonca.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Support your local USL clubs! No matter the league, there’s probably a team near you! Go to games, join an SG, support the players, and local orgs trying to grow the sport across the country! It’s a ton of fun, I promise! www.uslsoccer.com/usl-teams

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USL Teams | uslsoccer.com

Find teams in USL Super League, USL Championship and more the official website of the United Soccer League.

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Was pulling for Japan today and my poor, confused heart didn’t know how to react when Martinelli scored. 🔴⚪️ #COYG

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Reminder: this buffoon gets to wield this brand of cruelty because he’s a “friend” of @heinrich.senate.gov.

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

That would’ve been a disastrous drinking game

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Disappointing. I’m gonna put my head back in the sand where it clearly belongs.

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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Eloy Room shouldn’t pay for a drink for the rest of his life. Big day for Curaçao (and *The* Miami FC).

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

The Sacramento Republic feed has infuriatingly shown two mid-game ads in the first half hour. Pretty sure this is not the thing from the World Cup the league was hoping to emulate.

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I think that’s actually a Landen Groupper. Proudest, gay fish in all the waterways. 🌈

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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

still thinking about how @heinrich.senate.gov voted to confirm this Nazi freak because they’re “friends”

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• HEINRICH
WASHINGTON - U.S. Senator Martin Heinrich (D-N.M.) released the following statement on his vote to advance the nomination of U.S. Senator Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.) to be the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary.
"This is going to surprise some people, but | consider Markwayne Mullin a friend. We have a very honest and constructive working relationship. We have authored legislation together, such as the Tribal Buffalo Management Act, and we crafted the Legislative Branch Appropriations bill together this year. We often disagree and when we do, we work to find whatever common ground we share.
"I have also seen first-hand that Markwayne is not someone who can simply be bullied into changing his views, and I look forward to having a Secretary who doesn't take their orders from Stephen Miller.

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Poor Aaron Lewis when he finds out what “Only in America” by Vince Staples is really about #dupedagain 🇺🇸

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Still working on this damn thing. Closer and closer every day… 🫠

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

MacFarlane: Are we to pretend we didn’t watch all that on television on January 6th? Did we not all see what happened at the Capitol? These vacating of convictions, these pardons, are communicating to the American people: do not believe your lying eyes

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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

“Say Anything” hit theaters on this date in 1989.

Colored-pencil card drawing of John Cusack holding up boombox

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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 07/04/2026

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 28/03/2026

Colorado Springs and New Mexico's players circle up at opening kickoff as a show of unity amidst the USL Championship's ongoing CBA talks.

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AFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 28/03/2026

Working people are peacefully rising up and making our voices heard today. With the power of our solidarity, we can stand up to the wealthiest bosses and the most powerful politicians. America’s unions will see you at a #NoKings event near you. www.mobilize.us?q=No%20Kings...

March 28, NO KINGS. We fight for workers | AFL-CIO

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Backheeled @backheeled.com · 20/03/2026

New Mexico United may have lost its season opener to Oakland, but @usltactics.com and Peyton Gallaher see plenty of bright spots in the Land of Enchantment, starting with Niall Reid-Stephen. From this week’s This League! 📺 tinyurl.com/yknvckab 🎙️ tinyurl.com/26bt574n ➡️ tinyurl.com/34hku8kn

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United by the Numbers @unitedbythenumbers.com · 17/03/2026

🧵 1/3 Busy few days in my life and I’m behind on some key news! Arturo Astorga (#15 and #23) completed his remarkable comeback from the season-ending and career-jeopardizing injury he sustained in 2024 to sign a 25-day deal. www.newmexicoutd.com/news/2026/03...

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New Mexico United Signs Defender Arturo Astorga to 25-Day Contract - New Mexico United

New Mexico United is excited to announce the signing of defender Arturo Astorga to a 25-day contract, pending league and federation approval. The 27-year-old started out with New Mexico United’s […]

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arseblog @arseblog.com · 17/03/2026

HOLY FUCKING SHIT EZE

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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Hey you. Open Cup is today.

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Kartik Krishnaiyer @kkfla737.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Fans at Orange County v Las Vegas

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Andrew Bolte @albolte.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Watching Jacksonville-Hartford, and I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that they showed the kickoff and then immediately cut to crowd for 60 seconds while the PBP said the kickoff was delayed and they expected to start shortly 🙄🙄🙄 #StandUpForStandards

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Andrew Bolte @albolte.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

More cowardice from USL match broadcasters.

The San Antonio-Phoenix match, showing crowd shots and a graphic reading TONIGHT’S MATCH IS CURRENTLY DELAYED

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Jake ɢʊtɪɛʀ̥ʀ̥ɛʐ @chingonrecords.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

This is the USL during the player protest. Showing the crowd and saying the match is simply “delayed”. Pretending your problems aren’t there won’t make them go away. #StandUpForStandards

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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

The Northern Guard Supporters stand in solidarity with the players of Detroit City FC and the USLPA. 🚩✊

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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 07/03/2026

With a CBA deal still pending, Lexington and Louisville begin the season with a minute-long moment of stillness.

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