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@chimsquared.bsky.social
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Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque. Austin-ish

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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 4h
Touristing around downtown Chicago the day after the marathon was not a great idea. My self-image issues are on meth with a megaphone.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will never get the Oasis love or the Goo Goo Dolls hate as "Wonderwall" and "Iris" are essentially the same vibe.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Should be a Pulitzer nominee for feature writing.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did. And I said what I fucking said.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The fact that Roberts is in Maine shouldn't surprise anyone. He's essentially a progressive there. Old, but not bloodthirsty. When the mic is on.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, we love guns but we pee ourselves over shootings, so ...
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"People" know fuck-all about economics and love racism. It's why they've always seen him as "people." And vote for him.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Patriotic Freedoms.
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Since we're talking about how bad fraternities are for society, a reminder that the largest fraternity I'm aware of is police. The thin blue line extends to all other law enforcement. Just something to consider...
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lasted all of about a minute of the MTV awards thing until I saw one of Madonna's dancers had a Dead Kennedys T on. #punk
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck you, Wine Mom. It's Fall. Not Cozy Season.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It will never be presented that way, which is fine, because human rights is the preeminent issue. But right now the entire country is a case study in how White Guy management doesn't work.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you need a longer synonym for the crossword, "Following Good Republican traditions" is more accurate.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We are doomed if we / because we belive they are redeemable. If eggs go up a nickel or they hear Spanish anywhere, they'll be back on their hate train. They won't be part of what saves us.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's assimilating. The only true, universal American value is "I got mine."
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Americans should pay for news. Then they can be concerned. You get what you don't pay for.
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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That converse ad is… weird. It’s like if you asked AI to hide KKK imaging in the shoe ad.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Claude, balance my rock and roll and tradwife obligations."
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Bo French doesn't represent the party of Reagan" is one of the funniest sentiments ever.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If they tell you, unasked, you already know.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 17/09/2026
we're really living in a peak era for people who like to explain lore
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If your music festival features "local bites" go fuck yourself.
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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The reason why they think their voters are this dumb and gullible is because they are.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lost amid the "growing loneliness epidemic" (epidemics grow because that is what makes them that) and "increasing isolation of modern life" think-piece blather is the essential consideration of "Have you ever met any Americans in 2026? They really are just the fucking worst. Stay home at all costs."
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And if you think this is wrong and needs to be addressed they call you a communist
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Looks like one of the OG hustle culture techbro disphits found out that, unlike the US legal system, you can't disrupt the salary cap. #developersdevelpersdevelopersdevelopers #nbasky
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We voted for racism when eggs went up a quarter. We are not a tough country.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Supreme Court today said the current president had the unilateral authority to tear down the East Wing of the White House and build a monstrous ballroom. That means the next president will have the unilateral authority to rebuild the East Wing and tear down the monstrous ballroom.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
But eggs and my dad really means well. Americans are whiny fucking cowards and we deserve what we get.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They wanted her to be Alanis, but she has always been Avril. No judgment on her. Says more about they. floodmagazine.com/230613/olivi...
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Olivia Rodrigo Prepares for Inaugural Daisy Chain Fields Fest with New Mountain Dew Flavor
You Seem Pretty Pink for a Baja Blast hits Taco Bell fountains nationwide next month.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Good Republicans are, at their core, Mean Girls furious Tyler is going to Sadies with that ugly bitch. Whether they drop the pretense or not.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No song has aged weirder in my life than "Slit Skirts," which has moved from "JFC, adulthood sounds complicated-scary as fuck," to "JFC kid, enjoy it, that era is about as all-cylinders as things get."
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Expect Boomers to lose their shit and be more petty and vicious ... than usual ... in the coming decade. The country is in for an even harder ride.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Holding my breath and waiting for the Dolly "I respect your art" post to Morgan Wallen. Not really. She was as careful about what she didn't say as she was warm and generous with what she did.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nothing he has ever said is worth listening to. But the ratioing when he talks about her should be fun.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
TIL Tweedy's birthday is the day Dolly died. That has to mean something.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That's it. If I am ever gonna be hot, I'm gonna have to get a red butterfly tattoo.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Time to cue up "Here You Come Again."
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Shit humans agreeing with you are shit humans agreeing with you. Before you celebrate, be suspicous of why they agree and if you're still right, act accordingly. Do not continue to celebrate shit humans coincidentally agreeing with you.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We don't talk enough about talking about why we don't talk about Grand Champeen enough.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nope. This is what America has earned over the last 10 years.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Therapist told me it was important to connect with family. After I told them about how my parents committed to parenting, they said, "Well, maybe not if they do that." The therapist defended them until they knew. Pretty sure that is usually what happens.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The lyrics to The Replacements' "Darlin One" are like multiplication tables to me. I haven't needed them regularly for so long because modern life has, in its own particular unfortunate way, made them unnecessary. But it's remarkable how easy I can recall them.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Minnesota is the best of America, again.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@candacedbuckner.bsky.social doesn't miss. The "but they have a right" crowd misses the point and is currently to blame for US leadership. Because they like it that way. Treat how they define and discuss "rights" accordingly.
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chim chim @chimsquared.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Seattle and Orinda is everywhere in the Rabid American Moderate Left.
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