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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Using America.gov is actually sad. It’s like a smart person having work for idiots. For example, it can tell me the entire history behind the naming of America, after Amerigo Vespucci. Then when it comes to asking what “Gulf of America” is named for, it basically cries “because an EO said so”

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Come on now, JD Vance doesn’t even need a VP pick unless they’re finally ready to 25th Trump. He’s never gonna win the GOP nomination. People don’t like him.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sen Schmitt is a good example why we pay a lot of taxes to education in blue states

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorry, it's hard for me to do MCU, it feels like homework watching it without Disney+. And doing Tony Stark as Doom and not Victor sucks, sorry. He's an evil leader of a country out to destroy the world. Sometimes Cap HAS to protect him, because of global sovereignty. Way more relevant.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My sister went to Cornell. It’s not the safest school. At least one kid jumps into a gorge to kill themselves every year. This story doesn’t shock me.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s been insane watching House Hunters in the Trump economy. Literally every single couple is gay because you need two white man salaries to buy nice houses now 😵

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Is it because he’s secretly a teenager?

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I wouldn’t bring an iced coffee to a job interview because I’m insecure about how I look eating and drinking with strangers

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Already knew this was gonna suck because like no cartoons. Shocked they allowed ONE, who let Bojack sneak in?

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I see that Twitter has separated “tweets” and “retweets” into two different tabs, that’s actually so funny, it shows exactly who has no thoughts and only retweets and who doesn’t retweet other people at all.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I just want to say, Netanyahu actually sounds like listening to Hitler. He isn’t really the modern day Hitler - Xi and Putin are much better at total control and erasure of minorities and enemies than him. But he sounds like him.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I can't believe @bsky.app doesn't have polls in times of crisis like this

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

LOL, Discord trying to use age verification to advertise to adults is a terrible idea. It's heavily restricted by law to advertise adult things like gambling, alcohol, etc. to kids. If they claim they have age-verification to parents, and kids are able to bypass it and get to betting, they're sued.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It would be weird for our past selves if neither Platner nor Collins end up even in the race, but I think it’s too late for her to drop out.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Someone who gets rid of Trump wouldn't just be an American hero, they'd be a historical hero. Like, in all of history. Why do you think we cried when Biden won?

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sorry but this is a lie. Byron Donald’s website still has Trump all over it. His metadata literally says Trump-endorsed. You can look at it. I’m sorry Florida sucks at reporting.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Y’all already crashed Fat Bear week’s site. Can we have nothing???

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Paramount merger will make the entire country capitulate and kill free speech. Because Americans are too weak to boycott that much stuff. It’s the sports that will really kill us. People would be able to pirate the tv shows and movies. But I don’t think the sports fans will actually boycott.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Mamdani is 5’11” and he’s literally the same height as Trump in every shot.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

These lists suck ass. I bet if you read my list, none will be on here and secretly you know they’re the best shows. 1. Kim Possible 2. The Simpsons 3. The Last Airbender 4. Bob’s Burgers 5. Futurama 6. SpongeBob Squarepants 7. Hey Arnold 8.Legend of Korra 9. Adventure Time 10.Bojack Horseman

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Two brains but only one pineal gland, Stanford

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The only thing Aaron Rodgers is still good for is for us to continue to investigate if his wife exists.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

At this point, someone should just try the Emperor's New Clothes con in real life on Trump. I am NOT kidding. We'll start a Go Fund Me.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That converse ad is… weird. It’s like if you asked AI to hide KKK imaging in the shoe ad.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

AI hasn’t even replaced us yet and it’s already getting lazy

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I can’t believe people are out there protesting to save the stupid Kennedy Center. Nobody was out trying to stop Trump from destroying the literal White House, or him ripping apart wildlife for the stupid wall.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I 100% read the trend as "Streep cast as Asian"

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We’re definitely the only social media where everyone is talking about new animals more than TV

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is a stock image, but it represents the sitch

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

From an informational PR perspective: If your target audience is millennials, Gen Z, progressive, Muslim, you should embrace pro-palestine takes. If your target audience is Gen X and older, Jewish, extremely conservative or wealthy, you should embrace pro-Israel takes. Just logic.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you think Trump isn't going to steal $2 billion dollars from the USA now because he made a great deal to sell those bombs to Israel and he deserves it himself, then you're probably MAGA.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’d like to hear Nick Reiner’s side of the story, personally. When people hear the Lindsay Clancy story, they look into her mental health and improving post partum situations, no one just thinks of her as a pure sociopath. The Reiners could’ve been horrible to him, you don’t know

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This was a good move by Massie. I want to see everyone’s vote on record before the midterm for the impeachment. For any impeachments.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

They should bring back Joe Millionaire, except instead of not knowing if he’s rich or poor, they should hide his political views.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Allison Janney was so shocked she won, but I’m just saying I wouldn’t want to be nominated in a category with her

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You know it’s been a bad year when I know almost everyone during the IN MEMORIAM section #Emmys

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Oh so THATS where my vagina is

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Well, Mitch McConnell is indeed alive. I don’t think Mitch McConnell’s brain is though.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Theoretically, we could find out AI isn’t real and there’s just been people answering the prompts this whole time

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hearing the Kennedy Center is closing is like hearing the Harry Potter series is struggling to cast season 2. No shock.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I hate President Curtis, and I say this as a big fan of Rick and Morty and Solar Opposites. I just can’t believe anyone would greenlight a show about an insane American president and expect people to enjoy it.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It’s important for America for Trump to die before Joe Biden.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Y’all say you love Baby Gaga until you learn their daddy is a Jewish multi millionaire whose best friend is that evil guy JT played in The Social Network who made Napster

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m surprised someone hasn’t created a Nazi Grindr yet. And yeah, the joke is Grindr is the Nazi Grindr, but its users do not lean conservative overall.

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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

MAGA gaining Fetterman and losing Aaron Rodgers is confusing

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