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Dr. Art Garfunky

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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a dandy.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t help but think Fox and other right-wing outlets would only report that Schmitt owned Smith - which is exactly what they did.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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kamimagic @kamimagic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Healthcare is not for the people. It's for the Insurance CEO's & shareholders. United HC raised the price on his inhaler from $66 to over $500 for asthmatic 22 yr old Cole. What happened? Cole didn't get his inhaler, was hospitalized and died. All for money. #ProudBlue 📹: moreperfectunion/TT
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We have to make sure the Democrats take Congress, then take Congress from the Democrats. 
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Keep dragging him, people. @mluckovich.bsky.social
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/09/2026
look who came with Trump to the UN today! #TravelWithNatalie (Charly Triballeau/AFP via Getty)
pic of Ms Harp showing some leg with a smaller bag than usual while walking into the US this morning
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My god, his stupidity is truly legendary. 
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Marco Rubio presided over the dismantling of USAID. According to The Lancet, Harvard, and Boston University, this has already caused over 760,000 people to die of disease and starvation. It is estimated by 2030 that number will climb to 14 MILLION. Marco Rubio is a satanic ghoul.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Marco Rubio presided over the dismantling of USAID. According to The Lancet, Harvard, and Boston University, this has already caused over 760,000 people to die of disease and starvation. It is estimated by 2030 that number will climb to 14 MILLION. Marco Rubio is a satanic ghoul.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Marco Rubio presided over the dismantling of USAID. According to The Lancet, Harvard, and Boston University, this has already caused over 760,000 people to die of disease and starvation. It is estimated by 2030 that number will climb to 14 MILLION. Marco Rubio is a satanic ghoul.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Marco Rubio presided over the dismantling of USAID. According to The Lancet, Harvard, and Boston University, this has already caused over 760,000 people to die of disease and starvation. It is estimated by 2030 that number will climb to 14 MILLION. Marco Rubio is a satanic ghoul.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Marco Rubio presided over the dismantling of USAID. According to The Lancet, Harvard, and Boston University, this has already caused over 760,000 people to die of disease and starvation. It is estimated by 2030 that number will climb to 14 MILLION. Marco Rubio is a satanic ghoul.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Owner to the sign maker? “ Plart?? Really???“ Sign maker: “Hey, that’s what you wrote on the napkin.”
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The wildest thing about Trump isn’t that his buffoonery is so obvious. It’s that he has one of the mightiest empires in world history FIRMLY in his grasp, while the once-mighty national press withers in submission. It’s a cowardice so profound, it borders on pathological.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
JFC, is there going to be a greedy war over her estate now?
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
By “editorial independence board” I’m guessing they mean Bari Weiss.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Delicious might be a better word
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine if the WH press corp had banded together 18 fucking months ago
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your digital serfdom awaits… @joelpettcartoons.bsky.social
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If the player didn’t know to kneel down or run out of bounds, that’s on the coaches.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
MuriCa’s goT TaleNt . @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good god
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The utter arrogance and mindlessness of thinking you can actually change the minds of A NATION by asking for another chance. 
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dear media: Maybe you forgot, but the 2015 JCPOA kept Iran from developing nuclear weapons, and was negotiated by the US, the UK, France, China, Russia, and Germany. So, when some Trump crony says he’s keeping Iran from getting nuclear weapons, please remind them that this was done ELEVEN YEARS AGO.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Eulogy at Trump’s funeral: “This is Joe Biden’s fault.”
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m sure Lara Trump is available.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He lies because he can, and until that fact gets through the right-wing disinformation bubble, not only will nothing change, but the Republican Party will continue the tradition after he’s out of office.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: “This next song’s dedicated to Robert Kraft. 🎵I’m in love with the shape of you.🎵”
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Between this and the decimation of USAID, the only mainstream journalists covering this are cartoonists. @chappatte.bsky.social
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
15 of the 19 9/11 hijackers were Saudis. Just saying.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The evilness of Elon Musk is off the charts. @mluckovich.bsky.social
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What do: AI profiteers Fossil fuel lobbyists The extractive industries The healthcare cartel The private prison industry Predatory lenders Corporate slumlords Foreclosure mills Private Equity vultures Tax haven hoarders have in common… They all depend on politicians to rig laws for their benefit
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He could say, he tried to hold up one of the buildings as it was falling, and any rebuttal wouldn’t get through the right-wing ecosphere. 
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He’s learned he can say things like this all day long, because any challenge won’t penetrate the right wing media bubble, and legacy media - if they even report it at all - will minimize it into irrelevance. Disinformation is now a legitimate form of discourse. 
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It would be hilarious if an entire political party didn’t discover that policy no longer matters if they can just lie.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Or what if he’s colorblind and can’t tell the difference between blood and bile? “His stomach’s full of blood!” “No doctor, that’s bile.” “Dammit, not again!”
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The US has been down this road before. Cartoon by Jimmy Margulies
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Our democracy is being dismantled and the only legacy journalists covering it are cartoonists. @jackohman.bsky.social
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Elon Musk had DOGE dismantle USAID, the largest humanitarian organization IN THE WORLD, causing HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of deaths from starvation and disease. The richest man in the world is a mass murderer.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Project 2025 is designed to control our educational system, recruit the wealthy, weaken the worker, intimidate journalists, purge the populace of undesirables, establish a state religion, and take control over elections. It’s the biggest assault on democracy in US history.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Someone needs to ask the conservative justices who won the 2020 election.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Maybe we should just ask the conservative justices who won the 2020 election. 
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nothing is going to change until reality finds a way to pierce the right wing media bubble. 
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He did it, folks.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton didn’t have to say she was anti-MAGA. Supporting childhood literacy said enough.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The fact that it matches the Nazi slogan "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer" (One People, One Realm, One Leader) seems a little too convenient.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly was too classy to directly insult him, so she just supported childhood literacy.
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Dr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A better headline would be Kennedy Says Ignore Your Doctor.
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