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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bernie “i am once again asking” meme but there’s an overlay of my profile picture on top
of bernies face, and the text has been changed to: “i am once again posting this thread of hideo kojima with various celebrities”
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
and not one of them is the one anyone wanted
screenshot of a news article headline: 

“Fans sound the alarm after 4 'Home Alone 2' actors die in 2026”

published 6 days ago
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
zekrom
drawing in red marker of the pokemon zekrom, i pulled this description from bulbapedia: 

Zekrom is a Legendary Pokémon of the Dragon/Electric type, resembling a large, black, bipedal dragon with a thundercloud-like crest on its head. It generates electricity from its tail and is known for its powerful lightning attacks, often associated with the themes of ideals and justice in the Unova region's mythology.
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
a very stern julie chen during bb2 justin's ejection interview
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
D23 kingdom hearts animated series announcement image from IGN, shows a keyblade wielder (could be sora but it doesnt really look like his hair) and their back is towards us so we cant see their face and they’re holding the keyblade and resting it on their shoulder. they have some kind of fur embellishments on their outfit
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
screenshots of donald pleasance in the columbo episode “any old port in a storm” where he is ranting about ‘the marino brothers’ but it has been edited to say “the mario brothers” and he has been given horns and a reddish orange mowhawk to make him look like bowser koopa, the antagonist from the mario games
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
post a meme made by you
edit of a screenshot of tommy wiseau in his movie the room, standing on a roof, and in this edit he is talking to a great white shark. subtitle reads: “Oh, hi Shark.”
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
*sigh*
simspons dont make me tap the sign bus driver meme where the first frame is the bus driver saying the line and the second frame is him tapping the sign, but the sign has been edited to show a “please do not feed the scalpers” sign, which shows a symbol of a hand dropping dollar bills like animal food and it has a big red circle with a line through it to indicate not to do that. there is also a subtitle at the bottom of the sign thats made to look like a city ordinance printed on there but it says “it will only encourage them in the future” of course referring to predatory resellers who buy up all the available stock of a product to create a false market scarcity and then re-sell those products for an insane markup (this post is specifically in reference to pokemon cards, but parasitic resellers have done this with many things, the ps5, shoes, gasoline, diabetes meds, you name it) hashtag destroy all scalpers am i right
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
here’s a picture i took at my local tower video back in the 90s
i did not take this picture it is a screenshot from Last Action Hero and it shows a terminator 2 cardboard stand in a video store but instead of arnold it has sly on the poster (a meta joke in the movie)
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
fixed it
BREAKING NEWS
DEMOCRATS ARE NOT BUILDING THE CASE AGAINST TRUMP'S EMPIRE PIECE BY PIECE...
THEY'RE WAITING FOR PERMISSION.
OUR SPINELESS ELECTED OFFICIALS HAVE NOT PUT UP A MEANINGFUL RESISTANCE AT ALL. THEY CONFIRMED EVERY ONE OF HIS NOMINEES AND THEY LET THINGS CRASH AND BURN SO THEY COULD HAVE A GREAT CASE FOR FUNDRAISING. THEY COLLECTED BIG FAT CHECKS FROM THE SAME CORPORATE DONORS THAT FUND MAGA. THEY SAT ON THEIR HANDS AND LET PEOPLE DIE, LOSE THEIR JOBS, LOSE MEDICAL COVERAGE, LOSE THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS, LOSE THEIR HOMES.
THEY MUST BE REPLACED. IF THEY WONT DO ANYTHING TO STOP FACISM WE NEED PEOPLE WHO WILL.
I DON'T WANT TO RETURN TO FEUDALISM. DO YOU?
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
did this executive hear the original anslem douglas version, or was it later after the baha men version had already been produced? bc im curious which one they didnt like
wikipedia article on “who let the dogs out” song, text reads:

"Who Let the Dogs Out" (originally titled "Doggie") is a song written by the Trinidadian musician Anslem Douglas and then recorded by the Bahamian Junkanoo band Baha Men. Originally released by Douglas as "Doggie" in 1998, it was covered by producer Jonathan King who sang it under the name Fat Jakk and his Pack of Pets. King brought the song to the attention of his friend Steve Greenberg, who then had the Baha Men cover the song.
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
in-n-out CEO lynsi snyder claims her “eyes burn” from crying so much after an in-n-out employee and two customers were murdered by an extremist republican shooter, and yet she donated $2 million to MAGA. she couldve used that money on candidates who want gun control, but she doesnt actually care
screenshot from 08/03/2026 USA today article with headline: “In-N-Out worker killed in Idaho mass shooting was 'an amazing soul': Mom” 

text of screenshot reads: In-N-Out CEO and owner Lynsi Snyder shared an emotional statement about Garibay and the other shooting victims over the weekend, saying that the company
"will be mourning with the families and praying for them as they tread through a very painful season."
"My heart is broken, my chest is heavy, my eyes burn from the tears I've shed," Snyder posted on Facebook, adding that the shooter "took the precious lives of our Associate and Customers, innocent people who never saw it coming."screenshot from 01/12/2026 NBC news article with headline: “New megadonors with major business before the government back Trump's super PAC”

text of screenshot reads: “Lynsi Snyder-Ellingson, the president of the burger chain In-N-Out, gave MAGA Inc. a $2 million contribution in April, in what appears to be her first disclosed personal political donation, according to FEC records, though In-N-Out has made political donations in the past.”

note: $2 million is more than Palantir donated to trump ($1.25 million)
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the “who is atlas?” propaganda poster from the video game bioshock (which i do recommend), a satire of the “who is john galt?” propaganda posters from the book atlas shrugged (which i dont recommend) - except this upload of the poster has been poorly edited to say “who is john pork?”
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
we have a huge problem
screenshot of parks and rec where leslie is saying ‘why would anybody eat anything besides breakfast food’ but it has been edited to say: 

Leslie: (GASPS) Why would anybody willingly defend a rich, eugenics loving pedophile?

Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
this is a 2% drop? looks pretty bad to me
screenshot of an article headline and graph. the headline and sub body read: 

Feature
SpaceX Is One of the Worst IPOs in Nearly 20 Years. We Did the Math.
Elon Musk's rocket and Al company has performed worse than 90% of other IPOs with market caps of $1
billion or more since 2009.


the graph title: Return since IPO, indexed to first close

the graph does show an initial increase in the value within the first 5 days of the stock trading, but it has crashed hard since, recovered slightly, and then continued to tank to -23% lower than its initial asking price of $135 per share
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
THERE’S A PLAYSTATION BACKBONE - HOW DONT THEY GET IT
image of a white backbone controller for iphone using the playstation buttons for branding purposes (it looks like a controller with the middle cut out so you can slide your phone in between the two sides of the controller)
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
also, bc i never stop thinking abt this, having the “plug” end (the chip with all the pins) inside the port on your phone instead of being on the cord, and making the plug essentially the port end is design that is made to break in my opinion look at this bullshit
the usb-c port on a phone, i think an iphone but idk, but you can see the port has a chip that sticks out inside the middle of the port, and if you look at the next picture of the cord you can see that the cord is the receiving end for that chip, the connecting pins are on that chip and connect to the inside of the cord when it plugs in, essentially making the cord more of the port that latches on to the chip inside the phone (which looks like it can easily snap right off if i applied pressure to it with a wooden toothpick) wherad lightning, the connection was made where that chip end was on the cord, so your phone had a sturdy hollow port with no small pieces sticking out, and it received the signal on the sides of the port, i’ll include a picture of that as well this is the picture of the usb-c cord, which looks like the inside of a lightning port tbh. it is the receiving end for the pins on the chip that sticks out of the phone’s usb-c porthere is the lightning cable headed into the port but we can see that essentially they’ve put the “chip” on the cord instead (which makes more sense) which makes the cord’s connection point one solid point that can be thick metal instead of a thin metal casing around a port. they have made it so instead of the chip being inside the phone, the phone has an actual port with pins on the top and bottom walls of the port that connect with the pins on the top of the solid puece of “chip” coming out of the cord. 

listen apple has its issues but this was a better design. sometimes they hit a home run. here is the inside of the lightning port on the bottom of an iphone, an empty port ready to receive the “chip” from the cord. looks durable like it’s less likely to have any little pieces snap off. 

it is however the perfect size for a piece of rice to slip in there and get stuck so be careful of that
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i refuse to buy things at inflated prices from predatory resellers
a sign that says “please do not feed the scalpers” and it has a hand dropping money with a big red circle with the line through it to symbolize a NO around it crossing it out. underneath in very small text is “it will only encourage them in the future”
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
this shrimp?
the viral photo of shrimp tails next to an open bag of cinnamon toast crunch cereal, part of a possible hoax by a comedian in march 2021 (apparently he maintains to this day that the pictures are real, general mills statement seems to deny the possibility but they have recalled products for cross contamination in the past so the case is currently unsolved)
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the right wants to return to their fantasy version of the 50s but dont want the rich to have to return to the tax rate that created it
screenshot of a headline from a “fact and myth” article, and below the headline is a graph. the headline reads: “Eisenhower Tax Rates - 90” and the graph shows the Highest Marginal Tax Rate 1913-2014. We can see by the graph that the tax rate is very low in 1913 where the graph begins below 10%. Then it shoots up in 1918 to about 80% before dropping to about 75% and then dropping again this time down below 60% by 1923. it dives to 25% by 1928, and stays there there around 1933 where it shoots up again to about 63% by 1938, then 80% by 1943. It peaks around 1948 at about 95% but then stays at 90% from 1948 through 1963. There it drops straight down to 70%, where it holds until 83 when it plunges to 50%, which it holds until 1988 when it dips again to about 32%. It falls again slightly to 30% by 1993 but claws its way back up to 40% by 1994, where it holds until about 2003, where it drops to 35%. Then it returns to 40% in about 2012. After that the graph does not show any data.
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
trump is trying to stall the housing bill to force congress into passing the SAVE act (a voter suppression bill) but he has no actual power here. all congress has to do is wait 2 weeks and the bill will become law. if they act like they cant play hardball on this they should all be removed
screenshot from a wall street journal article (links below) which reads: 

“Under the Constitution, a bill passed by Congress becomes law in about two weeks if the president doesn't sign or veto the measure. The White House didn't immediately respond to a request for comment.”

WSJ: https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/trump-abruptly-cancels-signing-ceremony-for-bipartisan-housing-bill-c94f5ff1

apple: https://apple.news/AO19owX2lSt2dA2mED2nKkg
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
ahhh i see, so that’s my problem
screenshot from the above video with a clerk ringing up some items and a lady happily holding up a stack of cash. the lyric from this part of the song is “i love spending money, it makes me feel so good”
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
fixed it
the same twitter screenshot as above but with some words changed so it now reads:

“Why do bash "dead-beat" kids for not being there for their dads but we never question if the parent has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?”
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i recognize him from a famous episode of columbo: Any Old Port In A Storm
donald pleasence and peter falk having a glass of prop wine together in the columbo episode Any Old Port In A Storm
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
another explosive announcement from tim cooked
a screenshot of a headline that says “Apple quietly fixed the biggest problem with AirPods, and I can’t wait to try it out” 

- so, was the biggest problem with airpods that they hadnt killed anyone yet?
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
little bit at a time
an update to the painting inside the cardboard box from my previous posts in this thread. a zoom in on the progress of the island out in the distant ocean off-shore that looks like a pikachu: a round island with two “ear” shaped rock structures rising from the foliage and greenery. a small cave with a waterfall has been added. there is a large alcove that kind of serves at the mouth of the island pika. there is also some smaller islands inside the alcove that are meant to resemble eyes. and for the cheek circles the lighting on the trees around the cheeks are a bit lighter green on the opposite side of the box: the beginnings of the surfing pikachu! you can also see an unfinished palm tree.
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i guess idk hemsworth like that
screenshot from the vulture dot com cine-matrix game that shows 8 out of 9 correct answers (and one failed answer). 

the exact text reads: 

“Game over!
You got 8/9 Correct
Your Score: 2220 | Top 73% of players today
YOUR CORRECT GUESSES:”

( and then it shows a box of 3 squares by 3 squares for a total of 9, and all but one box has a check mark in it, indicating if that particular category was fulfilled correctly. today the three actors were will smith up top, chris hemsworth on the middle row, and natalie portman on the bottom. across the top the categories from left to right were “begins with a vowel,” “number or punctuation in title,” and “one word title.” how it works is the actors and categories are set up on that 3x3 grid of boxes with 9 spots, at each spot two of the requirements line up and must be met, for example in today’s you would need to guess a movie that will smith was in where the title of that movie starts with a vowel )
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
logging on to the internet
stock image of a white guy in a suit pointing a pistol at a laptop on a desk, specifically at the screen of the laptop. he has a pencil behind his ear(or a joint or something i cant really tell) and also on the desk there’s an old school metal bell style alarm clock as well as some documents and a tablet but that is not the focus. the point is that he is aiming and seemingly planning to shoot through the screen of his computer
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
here’s what’s next
the same island scene painted on a cardboard box as my previous posts in this thread but there’s the beginnings of a trainer and a squirtle, the palm tree trunks still dont have leaves, more clouds have been added and a lighthouse on the far shore can now be seen
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
okay here’s where im at now
the same image as in the previous posts in this thread of a painted cardboard box with a tropical scene inside. out in the ocean an island that looks like a giant pikachu head has been added, and the beginnings of a rainbow that visually bridges the main island to the pikachu island. some more wave ripples have been added as well as the trunks for palm trees. it is now finally clear where the inspiration for this painting came from, as the tropical setting, the color palette and of course the pikachu shaped island is heavily inspired by (ripping off) the promotional artwork from the pokemon tcg set called “southern islands” which i posted about previously.
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
done for now i’ll chip away at this more later
the same painted cardboard box as before but with more details added: wave ripples have been added in the ocean on one side of the beach, and some plants and blades of grass have been added up atop the cliffside
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
slight update
the same scene as before with more greenery present, and one of the mountains now has a hole in the top like a volcano. trees are growing up the sides of the mountains.
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
working on smth
a large cardboard box on a plastic table. inside there is a painting of a cliffside path that overlooks onto a crescent shaped beach. some mountains can be seen rising from the land and ocean surrounds both sides. there is a bright blue sky that so far has no clouds
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
im going to master set southern islands bc look at this artwork
a watercolor painting of a nature scene with a bunch of pokemon in it. featured most prominently are mew and pidgeot, with a large onix also featured. in the background and around these pokemom are a charizard and a dragonite flying around in the sky, and there’s a nidoking, venonat and golem climbing on or near onix next to a mountainous volcano. many rainbows stretch across a beautiful cloudy blue sky. a mew card that features a small section of the artwork in the first slide of this post. charizard can be seen and pidgeot’s winga pidgeot card that features a small section of the artwork in the first slide of this post. mew’s tail and onix’s face can be seen, as well as the venonat that is climbing on onix’s tailan onix card that features a small section of the artwork in the first slide of this post. the venonat can still be seen, as well as a dragonite. and just the end of pidgeot’s wing
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
hey a tom tomorrow mad lib okay, i think the redacted word is “the 1998 promo pikachu volkswagen beetle”
a photo of the 1998 promo pikachu volkswagen beetle, often referred to as the “pika-bug” it is a yellow volkswagen beetle with pikachu styled “ear” attachments on the roof of the car, a nose triangle where the logo is, and the red cheek circles underneath the headlights which are made to look like eyes.
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
painting on the wall of a moon with a little sleeping happy face in a blue night sky with sparkling stars and some yellowish clouds
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
baby yoda is now a teenager and has taken up smoking
screenshot of headline from SlashFilm article, under picture of the Mandalorian (Din Djarin): The Mandalorian And Grogu Features A Key Change For The Star Wars Bounty Hunter (And It Makes Sense)
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
theyve done it again folks
a screenshot of the three new pokemon starters for generation 10 (pokemon winds and pokemon waves) a green grass type bird pokemon, a fire type starter that’s an orange dog (or lion judging by its large mane) and a blue gecko for the water starter
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
knox trying his hardest lol #acnh
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
MOVIES WITH NOVELTY PHONES • Juno (2007) - HAMBURGER PHONE • Ninja Terminator (1985) - GARFIELD PHONE
screenshot from Juno (2007) which shows the title character (portrayed by elliot page) talking on a novelty telephone shaped like a hamburger.screenshot from Ninja Terminator (1985) which shows the main character harry (portrayed by richard harrison) talking on a novelty telephone shaped like the cartoon character garfield the catanother screenshot from Ninja Terminator (1985) which shows the main character harry (portrayed by richard harrison) talking on a novelty telephone shaped like the cartoon character garfield the cat. this shot is from a 3/4 angle instead of the straight shot from the previous imageanother screenshot from Juno (2007) which shows the title character (portrayed by elliot page) talking on a novelty telephone shaped like a hamburger. this image is more at a 3/4 angle than the previous one.
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
this sounds cool
screenshot of the wikipedia entry for the video game “project x zone” for the nintendo 3DS, under the legacy tab it says:

“Hideki Kamiya of PlatinumGames has stated he was approached about having Sega character Bayonetta included in this game, to which he refused as he wanted Bayonetta and Dante from Devil May Cry to meet "on his own terms". However, he has stated he has come to regret this decision due to realizing how the fans would have loved the two interacting, and that if there is a Project X Zone 3 he would be all for Bayonetta's inclusion.[24]”
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
#nw Highlander (1986) 🎬 #NowWatching 🎥 #filmsky 📽️ letterboxd: 🟠🟢🔵 boxd.it/20GE
movie poster for Highlander (1986)
tagline: there can only be one
image description: a picture of a man holding a sword (seen from the shoulders up) is superimposed over the skyline of new york city. water can be seen below the skyline. a lightning bolt strikes through the sky. the title is in red bold letters at the top of the poster, with the two stars names (christopher lambert and sean connery) in yellow text above the title. the tagline is in yellow (and all caps) over the water below the skyline.
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
ACNH: Animal Crossing, Now Hardcore (Decorate Your Surroundings)
a meme image of tom nook from animal crossing, the picture is taken with a fisheye lens which gives him a distorted effect. glowing red eyes have been added to the image and the contrast and saturation have been cranked way up
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
im hoping theyll announce ports of the first 3 generations to the switch in some kind of classics collection like the tomb raider bundle or metal gear bundle
artist rendition (mock up) of a “pokemon classic collection” in a red switch 2 game case (not official). the pokemon logo is made to look like silver medal with a clean black background and silver versions of some of the original sprites of the box gen 1 starters, box gen 2 and box gen 3 legendaries, each representing the first 3 generations of games. after that are two final sprites that i (think) are mega charizard and mega venasaur, but it is hard to tell. this screenshot is from a youtube short and the text “simultaneously worldwide” can be seen on the screen below the mock up of the theorized game case. an “e for everyone” rating is also featured on the case.
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
you may already be doing this but just in case not, there is a “suggest this less” button if you click on the ellipses in the lower right corner of the post
screenshot of the post options menu with the “show less like this” button circled in red 

the complete list of buttons is as follows: 

Translate
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
always has been meme with 
“wait windows is shitty?” 
“always has been” 

desc: one astronaut looks at the earth far off in the distance, asking a question, another astronaut stands behind the first astronaut with a gun, in a sort of a “gotcha” kind of way
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
meme of the scene from austin powers where he says “who throws a shoe??? honestly!!??” but the text has been poorly photoshopped to say “who buys a zoo? honestly?”
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
“Approximately 10% of workers in the United States earn more than $30 an hour. This figure reflects the higher wage earners in the labor market.”
screenshot of web search results that says:

Overview of Hourly Wages

In the United States, wage distribution varies significantly across different percentiles. The following table summarizes the percentage of workers earning above specific hourly wage thresholds:

HOURLY WAGE / PERCENTAGE OF WORKERS
EARNING MORE

$11.00    -> 90%
$15.00   -> 75%
$20.00  -> 50%
$24.00  -> 25%
$29.00  -> 10%
$30.00  -> Approximately 9%
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
i can finally use images these again
dark gavin meme - deep fried gavin newsom image with red laser eyes and mouth open smile like a demonanother dark gavin meme - he is smiling evilly with his chin tilted down in a focused and determined mannerdark gavin meme - deep fried image of gavin newsom with glowing red eyes and a large open smile. a blurry crowd of people can be seen around him, but he is the only one in focusdark gavin meme - huge open smile you can fully see his tongue and he’s holding up the pointer finger of his right hand in front of him very matter of factly. the image is of course deep fried with laser eyes. a small microphone can be seen below his face
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mister shit @chimney.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
this is why they considered kubrick a master of product placement
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