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LISTEN TO OUR PODCAST. Mike "Mathas" Martin, Jesse Cox, Alex Faciane, Bigfoot, Aliens, Ghosts, and a Skinwalker version of Abe Lincoln. chilluminatipod.fm

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 3h
REMINDER: THOUGH THE JOKES WE TELL ARE VERY HIGH CONCEPT THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING THERE FOR THE THINKERS. 🧠 🦵 🤫
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 15/09/2026
NOTICE: THE SEQUEL TO SCHLORP HAS NEVER BEEN CLOSER. EVERY TIME THE PLANET FARTS, A BIGFOOT GETS ITS FEET. 🌍💨🦧🦶🫈 FT @believingthebizarr.bsky.social
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Melectro @melectro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The making of: AGENT BROWN’S DESK. What crazy info will @chilluminatipod.fm get from him next?
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 04/09/2026
NOTICE: DO NOT GET LOST BETWEEN THE VARIOUS LAYERS OF FICTIONAL AND REAL LOS ANGELESES THAT HAVE LATELY BECOME MAPPED ONTO EACH OTHER IRREVERSIBLY. 🌆❓🌇
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 30/08/2026
COMPANY MEMO: IT APPEARS ANOTHER EPISODE OF OUR FUNNY IRREVERENT SHOW HAS BEEN LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC. IT IS TITLED ‘POLYBIUS FT @kevin.pixellitpod.com’. PLEASE GO LISTEN TO IT AT THE LINK BELOW, OR ANY OF THE MANY SPOTS WHERE PODCASTS APPEAR. 🕹🎮📖
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Episode 364: Polybius ft Kevin from Pixel Lit
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 25/08/2026
REMINDER: SENTIENT FELINE THOUGHTFORMS HAVE BEGUN TO MATERIALIZE ON CAMERA AND DEMAND PETS. FOR YOUR SAFETY, DO YOUR BEST TO APPEASE THEM. 👽🫴🐱
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Burnsieb @burnsieb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Started listening to @chilluminatipod.fm in 2020, and in 2021 decided “fuck it we roll” and took my first solo trip to see the show live. Last night was show 5 and I couldn’t be happier to have such a lovely little community. Here’s to more years of joy, laughter, and maybe some alien seduction.
Me and the Lads2026 UFO symposium 
“Should we fuck the aliens?”The chilluminati lads on stage
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Melectro @melectro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Unreal evening with @chilluminatipod.fm Thank you all so much for being c h I l l
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 14/08/2026
NOTICE: THESE ARE NOT TIMESLICES, WE JUST TOOK OUT ALL THE BAD WORDS 🙅 ⏳ 🔪
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 06/08/2026
IF WE EVER SELL OUT NO WE DIDN’T. $HILLCOIN NOW AVAILABLE AT PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD. 🤑💰🪙👁️
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 03/08/2026
COMPANY MEMO: IT APPEARS ANOTHER EPISODE OF OUR FUNNY IRREVERENT SHOW HAS BEEN LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC. IT IS TITLED ‘THE LISTENER’S STORY FT. BELIEVING THE BIZARRE’. PLEASE GO LISTEN TO IT AT THE LINK BELOW, OR WHEREVER YOU USUALLY LISTEN TO PODCASTS. 👂📖🛸
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Episode 360: THE Listener's Story ft. Believing the Bizarre
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 26/07/2026
COMPANY MEMO: IT APPEARS ANOTHER EPISODE OF OUR FUNNY IRREVERENT SHOW HAS BEEN LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC. IT IS TITLED ‘JOHN MCAFEE: FATHER OF MANY, LOVED BY FEW’. WE ADVISE MAKING SURE YOUR VIRUS SCANNING SOFTWARE IS UP TO DATE BEFORE LEARNING MORE ABOUT THIS GUY - YOU TRULY NEVER KNOW. 🖥️🦠🔎
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Episode 359: John McAfee: Father of Many, Loved by Few
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 25/07/2026
WARNING: IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THE VOICE, DO THE VOICE. BEER CAN. INSERT CLOWN JOKE HERE. 🍺 🤡 🦜
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 18/07/2026
NOTICE: SOMETIMES THE EASIEST WAY TO STOP A MURDER IS THE DUMBEST WAY. 🤷 🚚 🤖 💦
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 10/07/2026
NOTICE: ACTUAL IS NOT A MEASUREMENT OF SIZE, OR REALLY, ACTUALITY. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. HOLD YOUR RELIGIONS NEAR. DO NOT LET THE HOLOGRAM FOOL YOU. 📐❓🌝👁️
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Ben Bertoli 🫜 @radishgames.com · 06/07/2026
hee hee
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 06/07/2026
TO ALL EMPLOYEES: THE NEW BRANDING FROM @melectro.bsky.social IS A REMINDER NOT TO LEAVE YOUR OFFICIAL WORKSTATIONS IN DISARRAY. DON'T BE A CLOWN LIKE AGENT BROWN! 🖥️☕🍔🤡
The brand new art by Studio Melectro. It uses a sunflowery yellow and bright purple two-tone palette. You see Agent Brown's cluttered desk. There's a crt monitor with the classic windows pipes screensaver and you see a gameboy, a cup o' coffee, a lavalamp, a panic pete and much much more. There are also files scattered around and there are polaroids of Agent Brown's nemeses - our good boys.
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 06/07/2026
WARNING: THIS WEEK'S EPISODE MAY BE A MASSIVE PSY-OP FALSE FLAG OPERATION TO CONVICE YOU YOUR CURRENT PODCAST HABITS NO LONGER EXIST. IT IS TITLED ‘PROJECT BLUE BEAM’. 👤 🛸🔦�
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Episode 356: Project Blue Beam - The Origin of Truth
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 03/07/2026
NOTICE: IT DID NOT TAKE $10K AFTER ALL, STEVEN SPIELBERG JUST NEEDED TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS MOVIE. 👽 🙏 🍿 🤯
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Mike "Mathas" @mathas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This weekend on @chilluminatipod.fm we are breaking down to it's very ORIGIN the supposed secret government psyop, PROJECT BLUE BEAM
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Man of Steel: Black Zero Destroys City
ALT: Man of Steel: Black Zero Destroys City
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Mike "Mathas" @mathas.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The next @chilluminatipod.fm series is well under way
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 25/06/2026
REMINDER: BRANDING IS EVERYTHING, EVEN IN THE WORLD OF REJECTED NUMBERS-BASED SEX PESTS. 📏 📐 👮
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fumbo 🏳️‍⚧️ @fumbo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I was overcome with the need to draw an interpretation of the boston baked bean boy from @chilluminatipod.fm , i don't know why but here he is
"The boston baked bean boy"
a cartoon bean with two eyes aligned vertically on top of each other, a small mouth underneath the bottom eye, and simple arms and legs 
he is splayed out throwing up a peace sign in one hand and a lit blunt in the other, a small puff of smoke coming out of his mouth
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 22/06/2026
REMINDER: ALL AGENTS MUST!!! PURCHASE THEIR MANTID TEE AND STICKERS FROM THE COMPANY STORE FEAT. ART BY @melectro.bsky.social AND @mudsley.bsky.social. PREVENT AN EASILY AVOIDABLE WRITE-UP AT theyetee.com/chilluminati !! BUY MERCH NOW!!! 🪲👕🐴💸
The new Chilluminati Tee with the sexy mantid by Melectro and a set of 5 *top secret* stickers by Mudsley, currently only a silhouette.
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Melectro @melectro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Revving up the brain engines for more @chilluminatipod.fm (that no one asked for)
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 21/06/2026
SECURITY MEMO: It appears another episode of our funny irreverent show has been leaked to the public. It is titled 'The Disclosure Day Review'. Prepare for an increase of activity and under no circumstance let any “filmmakers” onto the premises - not after what happened last time. 🛸🔎👽
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Episode 354: The Disclosure Day Review
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 12/06/2026
NOTICE: THIS IS THE DUMBEST JOKE WE’VE EVER HAD TO MAKE. 📹 🙇 🎸
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 10/06/2026
INTERNAL MEMO: ALSO, ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS ALL THE POSTERS IN OUR SHOP ARE CURRENTLY 70% OFF??? DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS??? THAT SEEMS LIKE TOO BIG OF A DISCOUNT??? 👁️🏷️💸 theyetee.com/chilluminati
An image that shows all four posters that are currently on sale: Gef the Mongoose (SOLD OUT), Horrible Tales From Space, Herr Hypnosis and The Chupacabra.
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 09/06/2026
WARNING: THESE STICKER DESIGNS BY SPECIAL AGENT @mudsley.bsky.social ARE TOO POTENT TO SHOW THE GENERAL PUBLIC. LOCATE THE HIDDEN DESIGNS FOR YOURSELF AT patreon.com/chilluminatipod AND BUY A SET TODAY. 🤫🕵❓ theyetee.com/chilluminati
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Mike "Mathas" @mathas.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It's TRUE CRIME TIME! As we cover the string of murders in Boston during the 1960's done by the Boston Strangler...but was it really only ONE killer, or is there more to the story? www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAXo...
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Episode 352: The Boston Strangler(s) Part 1
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 04/06/2026
NOTICE: WE HAVE SOME SMALL CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE THAT STEVEN SPIELBERG (OR AT LEAST JESSE) LOVES LINKIN PARK. WE ARE LITERALLY ABOUT TO BREAK. 👽🔎🤺🦋
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 03/06/2026
NOTICE: AGENTS HAVE REPORTED FEELINGS OF EXTREME HORNINESS AFTER STARING AT OUR NEW MANTID SHIRT FROM @melectro.bsky.social FOR TOO LONG. EXTRA COMMENDATIONS ARE AVAILABLE FOR ANYONE WILLING TO BUY ONE AND REPORT BACK THEIR FINDINGS. 🫦🪲💦 theyetee.com/chilluminati
A graphic of the new Chilluminati Sexy Mantid tee by Melectro, now for sale on theyetee.comA big version of graphic on the new Chilluminati Sexy Mantid tee by Melectro, now for sale on theyetee.com
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Mike "Mathas" @mathas.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Spent the past 3 days working on the next Chilluminati script and we're going back to some True Crime! It's absolutely infuriating reading about how the cops truly and uniquely fucked this one up from the start.
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The Yetee 🌈 🕊️ @theyetee.com · 02/06/2026
The truth is out there... and the @chilluminatipod.fm merch is in here! We've got a mysteriously drop of merch from our paranormal pals at Chilluminati with a new tee and top secret pack of 5 mystery stickers! Available now for pre-order: theyetee.com/chilluminati
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The Yetee 🌈 🕊️ @theyetee.com · 26/05/2026
Another one of life's unsolved mysteries... oh wait, we did solve this one— turns out its a special sale for 70% off select posters from our official @chilluminatipod.fm collection! So, is it fact or fiction? Check out the full collection and decide for yourself: theyetee.com/chilluminati
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The Yetee 🌈 🕊️ @theyetee.com · 26/05/2026
The truth is out there... and the @chilluminatipod.fm merch is in here! We've got a mysteriously drop of merch from our paranormal pals at Chilluminati with a new tee and top secret pack of 5 mystery stickers! Available now for pre-order: theyetee.com/chilluminati
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 25/05/2026
NEW! TOP SECRET STICKERS FROM @mudsley.bsky.social!NEW! MANTID AND CHILL T-SHIRT FROM @melectro.bsky.social! AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, GET 70% OFF ALL POSTERS! AVAILABLE NOW AT @theyetee.com! SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE NON-AI PODCAST WITH A MERCH PURCHASE TODAY! 👁️🕵️🦗💸 THEYETEE.COM/CHILLUMINATI
The new Chilluminati Tee with the sexy mantid by Melectro and a set of 5 *top secret* stickers by Mudsley, currently only a silhouette.
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 22/05/2026
REMINDER: DID YOU KNOW THAT ALEX WAS AN ORDAINED MINISTER? NO? THAT’S BECAUSE HE IS NOT. ⛪🙅‍♂️🦧👍
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 12/05/2026
NOTICE: THERE IS NOTHING FORBIDDING YOU FROM EATING A WITCHCAKE, BUT WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO WATCH THIS SHORT INFORMATIVE CLIP BEFORE SAMPLING ONE, EVEN JUST FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES. 🧙‍♀️ 🍰 🟡 🐶
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 02/05/2026
WARNING: WITNESSES ARE SOMETIMES MORE REASONABLE THAN EVEN THEY THEMSELVES REALIZE. IT IS OKAY NOT TO LET THINGS BE BARRELS FOR A WHILE, BUT ONLY FOR FUN. 🐍🌊🌊
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Melectro @melectro.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The making of BBBB for Boston Baked Bean Boy Bonth for @chilluminatipod.fm !! Boston is my home, my silly little space where I get to be weird, so this was a joy for me to create❤️ I hope you all enjoy it too!
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 14/04/2026
I’M HUNTING IN DIXVILLE NOTCH IN THE 40’S AND I NEED CASH NOW 🏹🍆🏘️💰
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 06/04/2026
SOMETIMES WE FORGET THE ONES WHO ARE WORKING FOR US THE HARDEST AND ITS FINALLY TIME TO GIVE THEM THEIR FLOWERS (LEGAL, THC-ONLY, NO CHEMICAL FLAVORINGS) 🩸🙇🫶🌿
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 01/04/2026
THIS SEASON, THE CHILLUMINATI ARE CELEBRATING OUR FAVORITE CRYTID ALL MONTH LONG, IT'S BOSTON BAKED BEAN BONTH FEAT THE BOSTON BAKED BEAN BOY BY @melectro.bsky.social! (LEGAL NUGS ONLY) 🫘⚖️🍃 ⚾
The new Chilluminati Podcast art by Studio Melectro. The Boston Baked Bean Boy is smoking legal nugs in Fenway Park. The big Sitgo sign is in the background but it says "CHILL" underneath.
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 26/03/2026
NOTICE: HAVE ANY OF YOU AGENTS EVER NOTICED THAT THE EARTH IS…KIND OF A BADDIE? 🌎👄💅👀
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Melectro @melectro.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Three of them, just like a triangle 👀🛸 @chilluminatipod.fm
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 17/03/2026
WARNING: "MAN'S TRUE HORNY NATURE" IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR BEING A WEIRDO. 🍑 🙅‍♀️🧍‍♂️❓
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 05/03/2026
WARNING: VINTAGE WHITE MALE AEROSPACE NERDS HAVE ADVANCED IMAGINATIONS AND MAY CONTRIVE COMPLEX GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY NARRATIVES AROUND THEIR RAMPANT MISOGYNY. 👽🧍‍♀️👀 🍑
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 21/02/2026
NOTICE: LIVING YOUR LIFE A QUARTER MILE AT A TIME IS IMPOSSIBLE AND RISKS A TIME/SPACE COLLAPSE. 🎉 🚗 👾
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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 16/02/2026
MEMO 815: SPIRIT MEDIUMS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SPEAK IN VARIOUS VOICES DEPENDING ON WHICH SPIRIT THEY'RE CHANNELING. TWO VOICES CAN COME FROM THE SAME THROAT IN SECONDS. DO NOT BE FOOLED. 👻👶🔪👻👨
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