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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 03/10/2026

THE SKIES ARE YELLOW, THE PYRAMIDS ARE HOWLING, THE KING OF AGES HAS RISEN. PREPARE YOUR TINY MINDS FOR THIS, THE TIME OF THE MUMMY. 👁️🪲🐕 (art by the unparalleled @melectro.bsky.social!)

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 30/09/2026

REMINDER: THOUGH THE JOKES WE TELL ARE VERY HIGH CONCEPT THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING THERE FOR THE THINKERS. 🧠 🦵 🤫

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 15/09/2026

NOTICE: THE SEQUEL TO SCHLORP HAS NEVER BEEN CLOSER. EVERY TIME THE PLANET FARTS, A BIGFOOT GETS ITS FEET. 🌍💨🦧🦶🫈 FT @believingthebizarr.bsky.social

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 04/09/2026

NOTICE: DO NOT GET LOST BETWEEN THE VARIOUS LAYERS OF FICTIONAL AND REAL LOS ANGELESES THAT HAVE LATELY BECOME MAPPED ONTO EACH OTHER IRREVERSIBLY. 🌆❓🌇

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 25/08/2026

REMINDER: SENTIENT FELINE THOUGHTFORMS HAVE BEGUN TO MATERIALIZE ON CAMERA AND DEMAND PETS. FOR YOUR SAFETY, DO YOUR BEST TO APPEASE THEM. 👽🫴🐱

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 14/08/2026

NOTICE: THESE ARE NOT TIMESLICES, WE JUST TOOK OUT ALL THE BAD WORDS 🙅 ⏳ 🔪

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 06/08/2026

IF WE EVER SELL OUT NO WE DIDN’T. $HILLCOIN NOW AVAILABLE AT PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD. 🤑💰🪙👁️

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 25/07/2026

WARNING: IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THE VOICE, DO THE VOICE. BEER CAN. INSERT CLOWN JOKE HERE. 🍺 🤡 🦜

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 18/07/2026

NOTICE: SOMETIMES THE EASIEST WAY TO STOP A MURDER IS THE DUMBEST WAY. 🤷 🚚 🤖 💦

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 10/07/2026

NOTICE: ACTUAL IS NOT A MEASUREMENT OF SIZE, OR REALLY, ACTUALITY. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. HOLD YOUR RELIGIONS NEAR. DO NOT LET THE HOLOGRAM FOOL YOU. 📐❓🌝👁️

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 06/07/2026

TO ALL EMPLOYEES: THE NEW BRANDING FROM @melectro.bsky.social IS A REMINDER NOT TO LEAVE YOUR OFFICIAL WORKSTATIONS IN DISARRAY. DON'T BE A CLOWN LIKE AGENT BROWN! 🖥️☕🍔🤡

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 03/07/2026

NOTICE: IT DID NOT TAKE $10K AFTER ALL, STEVEN SPIELBERG JUST NEEDED TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS MOVIE. 👽 🙏 🍿 🤯

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 25/06/2026

REMINDER: BRANDING IS EVERYTHING, EVEN IN THE WORLD OF REJECTED NUMBERS-BASED SEX PESTS. 📏 📐 👮

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 22/06/2026

REMINDER: ALL AGENTS MUST!!! PURCHASE THEIR MANTID TEE AND STICKERS FROM THE COMPANY STORE FEAT. ART BY @melectro.bsky.social AND @mudsley.bsky.social. PREVENT AN EASILY AVOIDABLE WRITE-UP AT theyetee.com/chilluminati !! BUY MERCH NOW!!! 🪲👕🐴💸

The new Chilluminati Tee with the sexy mantid by Melectro and a set of 5 *top secret* stickers by Mudsley, currently only a silhouette.

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 12/06/2026

NOTICE: THIS IS THE DUMBEST JOKE WE’VE EVER HAD TO MAKE. 📹 🙇 🎸

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 10/06/2026

INTERNAL MEMO: ALSO, ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS ALL THE POSTERS IN OUR SHOP ARE CURRENTLY 70% OFF??? DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS??? THAT SEEMS LIKE TOO BIG OF A DISCOUNT??? 👁️🏷️💸 theyetee.com/chilluminati

An image that shows all four posters that are currently on sale: Gef the Mongoose (SOLD OUT), Horrible Tales From Space, Herr Hypnosis and The Chupacabra.

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 09/06/2026

WARNING: THESE STICKER DESIGNS BY SPECIAL AGENT @mudsley.bsky.social ARE TOO POTENT TO SHOW THE GENERAL PUBLIC. LOCATE THE HIDDEN DESIGNS FOR YOURSELF AT patreon.com/chilluminatipod AND BUY A SET TODAY. 🤫🕵❓ theyetee.com/chilluminati

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 04/06/2026

NOTICE: WE HAVE SOME SMALL CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE THAT STEVEN SPIELBERG (OR AT LEAST JESSE) LOVES LINKIN PARK. WE ARE LITERALLY ABOUT TO BREAK. 👽🔎🤺🦋

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 03/06/2026

NOTICE: AGENTS HAVE REPORTED FEELINGS OF EXTREME HORNINESS AFTER STARING AT OUR NEW MANTID SHIRT FROM @melectro.bsky.social FOR TOO LONG. EXTRA COMMENDATIONS ARE AVAILABLE FOR ANYONE WILLING TO BUY ONE AND REPORT BACK THEIR FINDINGS. 🫦🪲💦 theyetee.com/chilluminati

A graphic of the new Chilluminati Sexy Mantid tee by Melectro, now for sale on theyetee.com

A big version of graphic on the new Chilluminati Sexy Mantid tee by Melectro, now for sale on theyetee.com

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 25/05/2026

NEW! TOP SECRET STICKERS FROM @mudsley.bsky.social!NEW! MANTID AND CHILL T-SHIRT FROM @melectro.bsky.social! AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, GET 70% OFF ALL POSTERS! AVAILABLE NOW AT @theyetee.com! SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE NON-AI PODCAST WITH A MERCH PURCHASE TODAY! 👁️🕵️🦗💸 THEYETEE.COM/CHILLUMINATI

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 22/05/2026

REMINDER: DID YOU KNOW THAT ALEX WAS AN ORDAINED MINISTER? NO? THAT’S BECAUSE HE IS NOT. ⛪🙅‍♂️🦧👍

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 12/05/2026

NOTICE: THERE IS NOTHING FORBIDDING YOU FROM EATING A WITCHCAKE, BUT WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO WATCH THIS SHORT INFORMATIVE CLIP BEFORE SAMPLING ONE, EVEN JUST FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES. 🧙‍♀️ 🍰 🟡 🐶

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 02/05/2026

WARNING: WITNESSES ARE SOMETIMES MORE REASONABLE THAN EVEN THEY THEMSELVES REALIZE. IT IS OKAY NOT TO LET THINGS BE BARRELS FOR A WHILE, BUT ONLY FOR FUN. 🐍🌊🌊

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 14/04/2026

I’M HUNTING IN DIXVILLE NOTCH IN THE 40’S AND I NEED CASH NOW 🏹🍆🏘️💰

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 06/04/2026

SOMETIMES WE FORGET THE ONES WHO ARE WORKING FOR US THE HARDEST AND ITS FINALLY TIME TO GIVE THEM THEIR FLOWERS (LEGAL, THC-ONLY, NO CHEMICAL FLAVORINGS) 🩸🙇🫶🌿

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 01/04/2026

THIS SEASON, THE CHILLUMINATI ARE CELEBRATING OUR FAVORITE CRYTID ALL MONTH LONG, IT'S BOSTON BAKED BEAN BONTH FEAT THE BOSTON BAKED BEAN BOY BY @melectro.bsky.social! (LEGAL NUGS ONLY) 🫘⚖️🍃 ⚾

The new Chilluminati Podcast art by Studio Melectro. The Boston Baked Bean Boy is smoking legal nugs in Fenway Park. The big Sitgo sign is in the background but it says "CHILL" underneath.

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 26/03/2026

NOTICE: HAVE ANY OF YOU AGENTS EVER NOTICED THAT THE EARTH IS…KIND OF A BADDIE? 🌎👄💅👀

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 17/03/2026

WARNING: "MAN'S TRUE HORNY NATURE" IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR BEING A WEIRDO. 🍑 🙅‍♀️🧍‍♂️❓

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 05/03/2026

WARNING: VINTAGE WHITE MALE AEROSPACE NERDS HAVE ADVANCED IMAGINATIONS AND MAY CONTRIVE COMPLEX GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY NARRATIVES AROUND THEIR RAMPANT MISOGYNY. 👽🧍‍♀️👀 🍑

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 21/02/2026

NOTICE: LIVING YOUR LIFE A QUARTER MILE AT A TIME IS IMPOSSIBLE AND RISKS A TIME/SPACE COLLAPSE. 🎉 🚗 👾

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 16/02/2026

MEMO 815: SPIRIT MEDIUMS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO SPEAK IN VARIOUS VOICES DEPENDING ON WHICH SPIRIT THEY'RE CHANNELING. TWO VOICES CAN COME FROM THE SAME THROAT IN SECONDS. DO NOT BE FOOLED. 👻👶🔪👻👨

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 14/02/2026

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, CHILLUMINAUTS. THIS YEAR, DON'T BEAT AROUND THE BUSH. LET ONE OF OUR FAMOUS CRYPTIDS BY @melectro.bsky.social TELL YOUR PARTNER HOW YOU REALLY FEEL. BETTER OPTION THAN OUR SCRAPPED MATHAS-THEMED ONES FROM LAST YEAR. 🦧🔺🐇🦗💕

A Valentine's Day Cared with our Bigfoot Show art on it. It says 'SEND FEET PICS'

A Valentine's Day card with our Gnome Show art on it. It says 'POLYGNOMEROUS?'

A Valentine's Day card with our Jackalope show art on it. It says 'LET'S JACK-ELOPE!'

A Valentine's Day card with our Sexy Mantid show art on it. It says 'PLEASE GIVE ME HEAD?'

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 10/02/2026

NOTICE: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN SUCK SO MUCH YOU GUYS 👻👫🙅🚫

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 09/02/2026

WARNING: DO NOT SHARE THIS PLAYLIST OR IT WILL MAKE YOU AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW WAY TOO H***Y. 🎵👽🍑💦 open.spotify.com/playlist/4Bu...

The latest Chilluminati showart by Melectro with a spotify scan code underneath.

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 02/02/2026

FORMAL APOLOGY: THE CHILLUMINATI DID NOT REALIZE THAT ED WARREN WAS THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO NEVER TRIPS. WE NOW REALIZE IT ACTUALLY IS QUITE SCARY THAT HE TRIPPED BECAUSE THAT IS NOT SOMETHING HE WOULD NORMALLY DO. 🧍‍♂️💥 😵 👻

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 02/02/2026

IT IS NORMAL TO FEEL THINGS IN YOUR PHYSICAL BODY WHEN LOOKING AT THE SEXY MANTID. AND WHY NOT, AGENT? IS IT NOT THE SEASON OF LOVE??? 🦗 🍑 🚀 ART BY @melectro.bsky.social

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 26/01/2026

WARNING: LITTLE FLUFFY DOLLY HANDS CAN AND HAVE BEEN USED AS DEADLY WEAPONS. DON'T LET YOUR EYES FOOL YOU. OR YOU, KNOW, IN THIS CASE, I GUESS, DO. 🎎 🔪 👀

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 19/01/2026

THE EFFECTIVENESS OF MOST MENTAL EXERCISE DEPENDS PRIMARILY UPON THE DEPTH OF YOUR BELIEF. KNOW YOU CAN BEND THE WIND AND YOU WILL BEND IT, AGENTS. JUST MAKE SURE AND FIND A COOL PRACTICE AREA. 🌬️ 🌊 🔥 🌎

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 12/01/2026

NOTICE: VAMPIRES ARE REAL AND THEY DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. FOR ANY INQUIRIES, CONTACT THE TEMPLE OF VAMPIRES. 🧛 🩸 🔍

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 02/01/2026

WARNING: UNLESS DESCRIBING PIZZA, SANDWICHES, OR SOME OTHER EDIBLE SUBSTANCE, AVOID THE TASTE OF CHICAGO AT ALL COSTS. 🍕 🥪 🌉 💩

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 19/12/2025

WARNING: SANTA HAS NO BUSINESS INSIDE A BANK. IF YOU SEE SANTA MAKING A WITHDRAWL, HEAD TO THE NEAREST CHILLUMINATI PYLON AND CONTACT OUR DARK BUT WHIMSICAL CRIME TASK FORCE. 🎅 💰 🙌 🏦

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 17/12/2025

NOTICE: AGENT "ALEX" HAS REQUESTED GLOBAL DISTRIBUTION OF THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR NON-DENOMINATIONAL HOLIDAYS AND IF THE SONGS SPEAK TO YOU, LIKE, LITERALLY, DON'T LISTEN. IF YOU DO, THE CHILLUMINATI CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE. ❄️🎵🎄 open.spotify.com/playlist/5oI...

The Spotify Code for the Chilluminati Christmas Playlist.

A letter from Alex. It reads:
To the whole Chillumi-Nation:

As you may have noticed by now, one secret bit of the "Alex episode" aesthetic is including in my script some type of media which connects us to certain places and certain times, to place the subject in a context we can all equally understand. For me personally, in making Spotify playlists, I'm aiming for exactly the same thing. As you may have noticed, the Chilluminati has a fairly secular and science-based holiday of their own around Christmastime called "Chilluminati Xmas", which, as a sort of post-modern acknowledgement of the randomness of the universe, adopts the Christmas carols of midcentury United States and the UK, rinses them of any pre-existing connotations, and enjoys them purely as engrams of culture produced at a certain time in a certain place for a certain reason. Also some of them kick ass and some of them are kind of scary???

Hopefully, if you read that last bit enough times, it'll start making some sense. As they say, Happy Chilluminati Xmas to all who know about it, and please enjoy this beautiful audio advent calendar, custom made by me for you, as per tradition, and which can be listened to straight through for a cinematic journey through Xmasland, or in random order for a "true" traditional experience.

Alex "The Manna of St. Nicholas" Faciane

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 15/12/2025

IT'S GETTING COLDER AGENTS, PLEASE NOTE THIS SUBTLE CHANGE IN TEMPERATURE HAS BEEN NOTED BY OUR IN HOUSE ARTIST, @melectro.bsky.social. FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, DON'T FORGET TO WEAR YOUR STANDARD ISSUE CHILLUMINATI ANTI-GNOME TINSEL. ❄🔺👁👃👁

The new Chilluminati Podcast art by Melectro. Three gnomes in a cool blue with red accents. Makes u feel chilly.

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 11/12/2025

WARNING: ALIEN CONTACT CAN BE A RELIGIOUS, ECSTATIC, ALMOST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE. ALMOST. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE. 👽⛪👅💦

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 05/12/2025

NOTICE: SOME WAYS OF KICKING THE POOR WHEN THEY’RE DOWN ARE MORE OBVIOUS THAN OTHERS. BEWARE RICH ASSHOLES IN RED. 🖌️🤑🐎

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 28/11/2025

AGENT COX HAS REQUESTED THAT ANY TULPAMANCERS SHOULD SENT THEIR CUSTOM PONY FRIENDS TO MEET HIM FOR CATALOGUING PURPOSES. FIND HIM AT @jessecox.bsky.social👶🐴🌈

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 21/11/2025

NOTICE: THE EARTH HAS JUST BEEN DESIGNATED AN “AT YOUR OWN RISK” TRAVEL DESTINATION BY CHILLUMINATI GALACTIC. GET ME A CRUNCHWRAP IF YOU GO, THO. ✌️🌮⚠

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 14/11/2025

BREAKING: GOD JUST SOME SMUG FOURTH DIMENSIONAL ALIEN. 👽 ⛪ 🙏

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CHILLUMINATI PODCAST @chilluminatipod.fm · 06/11/2025

FINALLY, A BIG BAD REVEAL EVEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE AND CONFUSING THAN THE RETURN OF SUTEKH. 💋 👻 🟦 (OH YEAH, UHHH, UNIT IS FAKE, BTW. TOTALLY MADE UP ORGANIZATION.)

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