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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A bit itchy
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was a promising young botany student at UVA until my PI injected me with industrial fertilizer as an experiment (but it was just nitrogen fertilizer). Now I use the power of nitrogen fixation to commit crimes. They call me the Virginia Creeper
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might as well stand up for something. You'll never really be safe, anyway. But the surprising thing is that you might actually be safer by standing up for yourself
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of the great fears in life is the possibility of having to choose between doing the right thing at a great personal cost vs. Something cowardly that might keep you safe. But look at Ed: he had everything to gain by standing up for something, and instead he lost it all by trying to be safe.
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The lesson I learned from the whole Ed Sheeran thing: if you choose to capitulate to power / capital / fascism / whatever, you will not be rewarded. They will humiliate you, you will humiliate yourself, and you'll gain nothing
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
At the barber: "I'll take the Hobbes cut, please." "You got it, boss. Nasty, brutish, and short."
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I wish I knew two or more guys named Brian, so I could call them the Brian Trust
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It was sort of a Where It All Went Wrong moment for US culture and politics. Still going on to this day, really
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Shocked. SHOCKED!!
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🎵 When the world's new each time Start from scratch when you die That's a-roguelike 🎵 🎵 When some unlocks can stay Cuz of progress you've made That's, a-roguelite 🎵
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You don't need to humanize one of the key authors of our country's decline, actually
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sir, the doodooass has breached the 495 belt
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Who up complicating they legacy rn?
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
At the end of the term I asked my college creative wriing students to submit anonymous thoughts on AI. No real surprises: Mood ranges from resignation to despair, capitulation from embittered erosion of standards to total, feelings of betrayal from deep to furious. 1/
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I can fix her 🤣
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Annie Waldman @anniewaldman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
NEW: In February, I visited Raw Farm. You may have heard of it. RFK Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow are customers. It supplies raw dairy products to 500 stores nationwide. And regulators have linked it to over a dozen recalls and outbreaks that have made hundreds sick. 🧵👇
propublica.org
He Profits Off Raw Milk That’s Making People Sick. The Government Isn’t Stopping Him.
With Raw Farm, the largest raw-milk dairy in the country, Mark McAfee has capitalized on a once-fringe product that’s been thrust into the mainstream in recent years and backed by Health Secretary Rob...
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
it's like how a million idiots think you can't end a sentence with a preposition just because one dickhead wrote in a book that you can't. actually I'll do whatever the fuck I WANT under
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Ben Werdmuller @werd.io · 28/05/2026
"The story of one couple’s long battle with their health insurer — and the little-known tool buried deep in their insurance coverage booklet that helped them finally win." This should not be a thing, but I'm glad my colleagues at @propublica.org were able to tell this story.
propublica.org
How to Fight a Health Insurance Denial With a Little-Known Tool
This is the story of one couple’s long fight with their health insurer — and the little-known tool that helped them finally win.
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Multiple Leviathan class life forms detected
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Personal history of other diseases of the gastrointestinal system "Shits his britches when talking to a pretty lady"
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Dr. Christine H. Tran @thechristinet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Anon reviewer told us to cite more of my work:
are you wining son meme but with the Paliacci guy.
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Wow, counter clockwise!
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
United Healthcare has lost the mandate of heaven
Warren buffet sold entire stake in UHC
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Orioles head groundskeeper Nicole Sherry is leaving after 20 years at Camden Yards.
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I'm in that non - polygonal district. It's a funny story, actually -
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Maybe you guys need to change your name to 88 minutes?
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Definitely going to pick this up
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Liquid snake voice: that’s right dear brother, everything you saw was a false flag. With unprecedented national support we moved forward with father’s final project. Witness Metal Gear Ballroom!
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Finally some common sense!
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Mercenary. Humanitarian. Convicted felon. Girl Dad. Loving life! 😍
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My AI slop drawing of troops being fed is raising a lot of questions answered by the slop
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Blofeld: I'm afraid you've They'd your last Them, Mist- I mean, um, Non-binary Bond: It's still Mr Bond, thank you
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
At my center, we're required to either submit outside documentation of covid vaccination or submit a declination form, with no penalty either way. The declination form is easier to fill out, so I submitted one even though I got vaccinated at the pharmacy
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I'm deep down the rabbit hole on FROGFISH, 60 species of anglerfish in family Antennariidae. They are deeply, utterly WEIRD & MARVELOUS. Most walk on modified fins. Others use jet propulsion. Some are capable of air-breathing. Some are "hairy", others blend perfectly in sargassum.
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ok, ok, but I bet they don't have a THIRD strait that they could close
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Forgive me father, for I have libbed. I have libbed in my heart and in my mind, and I have libbed out in the chat
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Ladies, if you're not bimbofying your man 2-3 times a week, this could happen to you too
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"Emperor of Maladies" is about cancer? I'm sorry but that title belongs to humanity's greatest foe, the tummy ache.
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Sounds great until they get stuck on there and you have to call the fire department to get them off
R/biohackers suggested post: my testosterone went from 350 to 850 after a year of icing my balls daily
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I'm long on Gungus
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
War criminal Greg
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Many are saying no support for any Democrat candidate that doesn't call for immediate termination of all support for Israel
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Guy sat up during his cath and put his head in the fluoroscope beam, like bruh quit mogging the heart!
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It's hard to put into words the amount of SHADE that went into writing that scene. And it's just a little side note, too
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Just saw the episode of the Pitt where the hospitalist came down to the ER and said they wouldn't admit a patient without getting a surgery consult first because the patient had a history of appendectomy 💀 I CANNOT, they did you nerds so dirty on that one lmao
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This was an incredible treat: a visit to one of Diego Rivera's rarely seen murals, "The People's Demand for Better Health," located in a Mexico City public hospital and thus difficult to access. Completed in 1953, the mural is a sweeping visualization of forms of ancient & modern medicine (thread)
Image of a complex mural highlighting medical knowledge
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CardiOtaku @chillrinone.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Well this certainly has potential!
Osama and Saddam celebrating the downfall of the United States on a warm day in heaven
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