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Chilli 🥀

@chillileu.bsky.social

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Cat mum & rescuer | shitposter extraordinaire | dirty Greens voter | sweary Australian | living cadaver | fan of the Oxford comma

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 8h

Apologies for the cold snap we've been experiencing the last few days, I finally took the electric blanket off of my bed Sunday afternoon

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 9h

Nah, the whole thing just sheared itself in two 😭 they're not old enough to have exploded like that but nothing ever goes right with these trucks so I'm not even surprised lolol

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 11h

I am very glad I was not in the fucken thing when that happened

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 11h

That was Mr Chilli! He's baffled, I'm baffled, the guy we have on call to tow the tow trucks was baffled, my truck mechanic is baffled, it is, as Blinky Bill would say, extraordinary

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 11h

Wanna hear a fun noise?

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12h

You're telling me a French onion made this soup???

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 13h

She's so pretty 😭 what beautiful green eyes!

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 13h

Is Bailey also ginger? Do the Kensington Ladies have a whole clowder of gingers and creams with a communal braincell?

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 13h

Whole truck falling apart lolol

Ded truck x3

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 14h

I believe so!

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 14h

I don't think that's supposed to happen

Ded truck

Ded truck x2

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 15h

Reminder:

Some people on the internet aren't American

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 15h

I feel that 😭

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 15h

Lovely 🙃

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 15h

One day I will be a ✨real✨ adult and own boring white bedsheets Today is not that day

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 16h

One ticket for each of the three Suede shows, even!

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 17h

Fam I bought more books It was only gonna be two, but then I remembered dashing Go-Between Robert Forster published a novel not long ago, and then I figured $100 is a nice round number so now it's six aaaaaa

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 20h

*break, smh Chilli 😭

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 20h

I'm not convinced Bernard will be any better with a 17 year bread 🥴 I'll just see Ian Haug with The Church next month then lolol

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Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 20h

$234 a ticket for GA standing 🥴

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 20h

Do I really wanna drop near $500 for two GA Powderfinger tickets tho

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Cried because I wanted chicky nuggies and then cried because the idea of getting chicky nuggies made me feel gross and then ate half a block of chocolate instead and now I might cry again My period is days away ohnoes

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The silliest girl! 😭💖

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

My boyfriend knows about all of your pets 💖

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Babe what's wrong you haven't touched your Bathurst 1000 steeden yet

Bathurst 1000 branded rugby ball

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Lmao ikr 😭 I think this was the closest they could get to the difference between adult boars and piglets without giving them their stripes 🙃

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I just assume everyone posting terrible AI garbage in an attempt to roast right wingers are simply a different flavour of right wing and should be put in a camp

Your AI slop bores me

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Some vintage piggies:

Sylvanian Families Truffle boar family

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Every day I wake up and there is a new Skarsgård

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Pray for me I must clean the bath

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

MOFF: a tale in two parts

Black and white cat

Black and white cat

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Had a nightmare I was pregnant I must acquire brain bleach

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

SO excited for New Shapes™

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Mama why is the new God Of War $150

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Guys shut up it's new*** Dragon Ball time ***Remaster of the Beerus saga

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

"of course I let my undesexed female cat roam, I won't fix her until she's had her first heat/experienced motherhood/older than 12 months" you will be first against the wall

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Have some more book porn

Stack of red books with gold embossing

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Hot girl tip: if you and your cat both have asthma and you've lost one inhaler you can just use the other, Ventolin inhalers for cats are metered at human doses 💅🏻

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Honk laughed at CoD wannabe motherfucker

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

OMG YAY

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Writing a paper on capitalism and the gig economy and slavery and every time I write geographical expansion I think of Sid Meier's Civilization

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Men are evil (not mine, tho)

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

In the flavour of relationship where I can buy as many books as I want whenever I want on his credit card without asking and he'll help me organise my bookshelves when I get home 💖

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sooking because I did not feed him any of my cheeses or meats today (his vet has placed him on a diet)

Sleeping black and white cat

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sandwiched smack bang between the both of you and it's *just* missed us, fingers crossed for Coco's sake

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Same!

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Current status: feeling deeply maternal toward Linus van Pelt

It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Another Bathurst win for my baby boy Todd Hazelwood 🫶🏻

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Team18 disasterclass lmao

Chilli 🥀 @chillileu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026