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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Probably gonna be a deathcore song I reckon
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 10/09/2026
"she was being sarcastic" "I don't even know who she is, how was I supposed to know she was being sarcastic" ...shut the fuck up. You know what I do when I see something on the internet about someone I don't know? I keep scrolling. Not everything needs your input.
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 06/09/2026
"[Baseball] is a haunted a game, in which the greats are judged by all those who came before them"
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 25/08/2026
"The opposite of grief isn't happiness.. the opposite of grief is forgetting" - Jimmy Carr
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 13/08/2026
- @profgampo.bsky.social "Reaching for Fire"
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 13/08/2026
"Will you come out to the deep end with me Where it's dark and my mind need fixing Where the burden's too heavy to carry? I got drugs that I just can't kick Are you afraid of the deep end, baby? Are you afraid that ya just can't fix me? My head falls underwater I got drugs that I just can't kick"
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 05/08/2026
“Before you try to spike my cortisol, just know that I’m having a Jack Johnson summer.” The singer-songwriter Jack Johnson’s frozen-in-time anthems, odes to going with the flow, are the soundtrack to a summer of “hopecore.”
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Stressed? Overwhelmed? Have You Tried Being Jack Johnson Instead?
His frozen-in-time anthems, odes to going with the flow, are the soundtrack to a summer of “hopecore.”
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 30/07/2026
My favorite part of Trump being really really unpopular is that it really really bothers him.
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 25/07/2026
@andybeshearky.bsky.social history has its eyes on you
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 04/07/2026
"We should be able to make sure no kid goes hungry, and that everyone has healthcare" "yea right, where are we gonna get the money from that" "We could tax the rich?" The Rich: "Lol what good would my money do?" Select poor people, for some reason: "Yea, let's not tax them! They earned that"
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 30/06/2026
"This will allow Trump to stack the court further, correct?" depends on how you read "further". Alito was already a conservative justice who would back whatever trump wanted . also Trump's last SC pick hasn't been going *completely* in his favor.
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 22/06/2026
23XI having an absolutely killer year
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Avery Hage @averyhage.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
IT'S HEIM TIME!!!!!!!
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 22/06/2026
Just tuning in to the NASCAR race... SVG is out?!
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani announces a ticker-tape parade and City Hall ceremony honoring the New York Knicks on Thursday, June 18
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Knicks win first NBA title since 1973 with 94-90 victory over Spurs in Game 5.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
New York about to spontaneously combust
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 14/06/2026
The irony is palpable.
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 14/06/2026
Fuck Wemby
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 13/06/2026
Excuse me, mr. "Brain Damage caused me to be republican", shut the fuck up.
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 11/06/2026
Hahahahaha no thank you
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Best thing about Mamdani is that he's one of the only Democrats who understands you can just do things
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Me if I was a Spurs fan right now:
Atlantic article asking if sports matter
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 11/06/2026
How it's going:
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 11/06/2026
how it started:
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wow
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
OG Anunoby they will write stories about you
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Literally cannot believe this comeback lol
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 11/06/2026
static.klipy.com
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 11/06/2026
"alright, let me tune in to see how the knicks are doing"
static.klipy.com
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 01/06/2026
hey @mikiesherrill.bsky.social ... What the actual fuck?
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 01/06/2026
Tonight's word of the night: Manufactured.
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 01/06/2026
slightly*
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 01/06/2026
I think you needed to notice him less
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 29/05/2026
Me, when the Yankees faced the Royals: “man, 7:40 is a late start but at least it’ll be over by like 11” Me seeing us play the As at 10pm: “ah, fuck”
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 25/05/2026
They heard you
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 24/05/2026
Cautions, so hot right now.
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 25/05/2026
Similarly, the 66 may want to catch on fire less
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 25/05/2026
78's biggest issue has got to be it's wheel coming off. Generally speaking, you don't want that to happen. #NASCAR
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 24/05/2026
Holy shit, what a finish!
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 24/05/2026
My Indy 500 feed (from Fox Sports) stopped, then when I pressed play again it's in a different language... So that's fun...
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 24/05/2026
Cautions, so hot right now.
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 22/05/2026
"Why does death steal life? Why does, why does death steal life? Oh my, my God Why does death steal light? Why does, why does death steal light? Oh my God"
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 22/05/2026
Stephen, now that your contract with CBS is officially over, we wanted to personally send you this letter about why we think you should partner with the MeidasTouch Network.
meidasplus.com
A Message to Stephen Colbert
By Ben Meiselas
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 21/05/2026
Are these for a limited time? Do I have a week or two? Or is it a limited run and once they're gone they're gone?
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Nic Gulas @nic-gulas.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The final two paragraphs in this piece
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ChillHumanoid @chillhumanoid.dev · 21/05/2026
I grew up and went to school in Central, NJ where there weren't exactly a lot of NASCAR fans. But man, everyone knew Kyle Busch. The M&M man. As a NASCAR fan, I loved to hate him. But the entire time I've known NASCAR, there was KFB. Absolutely right, NASCAR won't be the same without him. Fuck.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Kyle Busch, NASCAR great and 2-time Cup Series champion, dies at 41 after illness
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Kyle Busch, NASCAR great and 2-time Cup Series champion, dies at 41 after illness
Busch, whose 234 national series race wins are the most in NASCAR history, died Thursday after falling ill. He was 41.
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hester @thehestercution.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
What the fuck
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