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Chi Letterman

@chiletterman.bsky.social
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Crouching Lowbie, Hidden Dragon. Also @ChiLetterman on Twitter

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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Sewing chaos by exhaustively adding tpot lore to its newfound entry on knowyourmeme
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
One of my very male traits is never being terrified of the killers/monsters in horror movies. If it bleeds, I would simply kill it
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Coming back to Bloopskee and seeing mute list screencaps, I'm in awe at their seeming power and overall progress Bluesky has made since I joined
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Sending out execution orders by snail mail
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Using the invisible hand of of the free market to run fades at my ops
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Once again captured by the brainworms that compel me to build MtG EDH decks that I'll probably not bother assemble in paper
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I just assume every poaster on here is a well-adjusted 25-35 year old with a normal career, married, mortgage, 2.5 kids and a dog and/or cat until proven otherwise (as a bit)
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Bird app: (pings notifs) bro remember to enable push notifications for all the posts you can go see here pls bro
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Coming back to Bloopskee along with everyone else who got rate limited
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
A second invite code has hit my account
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
It's only overconfidence if your spirit is lacking
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
Sleeping in a vat blasting Sorairo Days on repeat so my genetics are suffused with unstoppable motiviation
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
I've been Bing, and I've been Chilling. But at the same time; Bing Chilling?
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Detroit: Become Illegible
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
Sealing myself alone within magical jewelry to ponder the arcane weave for eons - call me an in da pendant thinker
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
Have you tried not further problematizing the imagined first and second order consequences of the problem?
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⚡️🌙 @dystopiabreaker.xyz · 04/05/2023
the correct threat model for things you post to the public internet is “it’s constantly being scraped and persisted”
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
So you correctly identified my skill issue, but have you realized that the skill issue was caused by a previous causal chain of unremitting skill issues? It's skill issues all the way down
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
Ah so you pointed out my skill issue, but have you considered that your lack of pointing out my skill issue beforehand is in and of itself a skill issue?
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
The trick is that you have like seven jokes that you cobble and recombine to sound new and fresh tbh
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
(sees gap in between skeets) post hole
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Me dodging hellthreads and tpot allegations by simply being a moron
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Fax, my brother! Skeet your shit indeed!
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Mom come pick me up I'm scared
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Our ducky landlord says rent is due 😤😤
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
What if I tried to live with my ego instead of killing it
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Your semi-regular reminder that invariably
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Cult of personality Cult of personnel a day Cult of persona laddy Cult of purse on a lady Cult oppression malady Culled off person Aldine
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
"Sir, the bed sheet has popped off a second corner"
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
Inshallah? Sorry I don't know where that is
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
The word 'invariably' is a permanent resident in my head. I think about it errantly with the haziest of prompting. I'll vocalize it about 5-10 times a day, invariably.
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
(guy who just had federated social networks explained to him): Yeah but have you considered that we could make posts an entendre for CUM? Haha look at my CUM
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
Seeing Bluesky events transpire over the past 1 or 2 days brings to mind Jack's idea of there being two Twitters - the Good Vibes Only zone and Wild West Land
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
Hey guys I'm back to check on bloopskee what did I mi--
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
Somehow, the duck returned
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 25/04/2023
Nice
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 22/04/2023
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 21/04/2023
Fuck marry kill? How about: deify, found a cult with, and cast into exile?
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 20/04/2023
Using my vacation days to get through my log of Watch Later videos
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 19/04/2023
I've noticed that I only grasp massive amounts of agency when I'm smacked with a huge bill to pay or emergency so I've decided to voluntarily send myself to the poorhouse
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 19/04/2023
The notifications were never real. The accident was 10 years ago. You have to wake up
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 19/04/2023
Starting to post after reaching out of the inertia of lurking and feeling like you've caught lightning when you get on a roll, striking with bangers rapidly and the storm abruptly dissipates and the posts stop and you move back to lurking
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 19/04/2023
I have an excess of lfg energy for today so I'm sending it through the E8 spacetime manifold for my parallel universe selves (the homies)
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 19/04/2023
Entering my arc where I mine my good replies to workshop banger posts
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Rich @richy.bsky.social · 19/04/2023
how playing guitar feels
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Drunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 18/04/2023
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 18/04/2023
Every post I make that has extra r's in it is meant to read as Hulk Hogan brotherrr
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 18/04/2023
Euler? I just met her!
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 17/04/2023
It's bad on purpose to make you click - well-known dismissal, but can be trite and overdone It's bad on click to make you purpose - sinister tell of propaganda and memetic contagion, subverting your will, villainous behaviour
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Chi Letterman @chiletterman.bsky.social · 16/04/2023
The negative that no one tells you about having a moustache is you'll have one upper lip hair that's hogging all the growth hormone and insists on curling into the corners of your mouth at all times
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