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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow!

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merr (rhymes with air). they/them. D(M)V. south indian. 30+. @chiffonades on twt

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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 1h
I mean i truly do understand the One Weird Trick fantasy
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 2h
i'm so frustrated that having this extra team added to my workload (bc they are dragging their feet on hiring a replacement for someone who left in july) results in more of the stuff I dislike about my job. stop making me schedule things let me work on the budget please
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 2h
he's so mad and red
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 2h
feels like every day there's like 4-5 people i work with saying they're working from home bc they're coming down with something or taking a sick day
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 2h
tbh if it turns out i have Weird Blood then there's nothing i can really do about it anyway so
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 2h
need my lab results to come back soon so i can move from anxiety about results to anxiety over what they mean
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 2h
idk if it could happen but it would be very funny for all of maryland to go blue without gerrymandering his district out
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 14h
thinking about this one time i was sitting on the couch with my nephew leaning against me and he was like “[his name for me] you smell good” and im like buddy your face is armpit level that’s my deodorant
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 17h
there were two
little gray and white kitten turning all the way behind itself to look at me
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 17h
ohhhh my god the kitten
little gray and white kitten sitting halfway through porch railing perched above some bushes
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 18h
what do you even mean
“The Midwest is kind of a big smoking culture. And I guess, you know, smoking is quote-unquote trending again. So it seemed fitting just to lean into it,” says co-owner Meg Schmitt.
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 18h
personally as someone with allergies and respiratory issues, i would prefer not to go back to people smoking in every public place again
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 18h
is it true? idk, but this is a thing a real person said and it's ????
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 18h
like what is this tech.yahoo.com/ai/articles/...
tech.yahoo.com
AI Researchers Are Smoking Cigarettes to Prove AI Will Cure Cancer, Says Palantir Exec
Palantir CTO Shyam Sankar says many AI researchers have taken up smoking to signal their faith in AI.
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 18h
there was this thing the other day about AI company employees smoking because they think AI is going to solve cancer and i'm literally just ????
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 19h
what is going on
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night of the living beck @anacrusisnt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I emailed this to another device so I could record myself playing it
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 21h
or 6 year old idk how old are 1st graders
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 21h
also a 5 year old moistly whispering into your ear is also extremely uncomfortable and i knew that even as a child
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 21h
also i'm positive i've had lifelong auditory processing issues because I have distinct memories of 1st grade where we had to stand in line and wait before going to lunch and they made us play the telephone game where someone would whisper things in your ear and i would struggle
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 21h
probably when it hit most was transition from montessori pre-school/kindergarten to public 1st grade and i was blasting through these little reading comprehension quizzes for chapter books way ahead my grade level and my teacher didn't really know what to do with me
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
not exactly historical but in the Netflix series The Residence, they have a scene where they show a woman commuting into work at the White House and she is supposed to be riding a Metrobus and that is NOT what the inside of a Metrobus looks like i was furious
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
anyway i guess i will see in a few days if i will be Diagnosed™️ with weird blood
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/10/2026
in an alternate universe where storefront space remained cheap and wealthy people were taxed at a sane rate this man is a moderately successful trading card game store manager and outside the handful of shop regulars he subjects to his petty tyrannies he's leaving everyone else well enough alone
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
oof that felt like they took a lot of blood
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tatatasoma @tatatasoma.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
trick or cash #talesoftheabyss #art
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the way the roof of your mouth feels like sandpaper after biting some of these crusty sandwiches
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i lifted a bunch of heavy thing yesterday (solid wood chairs, dutch oven full of carnitas, boxes of fabric) and my arms feel like noodles today
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It is genuinely so disturbing to talk to an AI bot that is pretending to be a real person because the wait times between sentences are either way too long or way too short
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i had to call verizon again earlier and i got an AI bot that I think was trying to sound like a southern black woman and I had to be like "let me speak to a real person, let me speak to an actual live human"
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i need the hotpot place near me to open soon please it's going to be winter before we know it and i will need to eat my weight in mala hot pot
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
have to go get my blood drawn again to see if i have weird blood
nyoron churuya-san meme
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i like when the baby cheetahs twitch in their sleep wish that were me
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i need to know what’s up there but I don’t own a ladder tall enough so i’m just looking at it every day completely fuming at the inability to know. it’s probably just a mountain of dust up there tbh
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
every day i look at this weird space in my bedroom and wonder why
weird cutout space in the vaulted ceiling in my room. I think you’d need like a 10 foot ladder to get up there.
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh to be a baby cheetah doing a Big Stretch
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
absolute unit
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it’s soooo frustrating like sorry i cannot alter the normal passage of time!!!
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
they’re so wiggly i love it
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
okay im watching baby cheetahs for 5 minutes to relax
5 baby cheetah cubs. two of them on the left, three on the right
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it's always really cool when you have to bend over backwards to accommodate people at work who would tell you to fuck off if you asked the same to them
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
clearly you haven't forsaken all earthly desires
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I find one, and then someone who didn't put their vacation time in outlook is like "um can we move it?" okay you're asking me., you're asking me after i already sent the invite out to the external org
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
now it's like a month out and i'm trying to find a date that works across two organizations with like over 20 people involved and finding room space in a building that already has so many other events going on during Busiest Time of Year
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
me every year like: hey we should schedule this November meeting that happens every year really early because it's a busy time for everyone the powers that decide these meetings:
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Bugs Bunny's 'NO' Reaction Meme
Alt: Bugs Bunny's 'NO' Reaction Meme
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy birthday!!! hope you have something delicious to celebrate with!
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
national zoo cheetah cub cam...save me.. national zoo cheetah cub cam save me national zoo cheetah cub cam nationalzoo.si.edu/webcams/chee...
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Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Okay apparently someone else booked those rooms for him and i was just not looped in on this at all and now I'm just confused
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merr🥭 Tales of Eternia tomorrow! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
was this like a message he meant to send two weeks ago and didn't????
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