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Chief Splotches

@chief.splotch.es
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Recovering from burnout. Play lots of games while on welfare. When Im not doing that, learning how to play guitar, drawing, writing and found in the gym some. Born in USA, living in NL Gay, Autistic+ADD, Furry, Anxious, Dumbass. Lives under a rock.

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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 10h
If I ever find one I am buying it for you xD
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 13h
Why do I feel like I could fool several of my friends like this... @dave.drgn.dad and @dorje.stego.dad for example... ADHD/Autism be like that eh? XD www.youtube.com/shorts/uToYF...
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Trust me, give it a try 😅😅
YouTube video by Joshy & Hai
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 14h
@dorje.stego.dad something for you? xD
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 26/09/2026
This is what I sound like too when I get enthusiastic about a subject and I need to pull in like 3 side-topics to it at once. My friends love me for it though. AuDHD is brilliant.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 26/09/2026
I may not have work but I know this feel.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 26/09/2026
@greenbiteything.bsky.social not how your vynils sound I hope?
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 25/09/2026
It is the Dutch word for hills/mountains... Which is funny because we don't really have those. So I support this question.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 25/09/2026
I don't know you, you don't know me... But this appeared on my Bsky, so happy birthday! Great art. That's one handsome... Animal
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 24/09/2026
After 3 years of (ir)regular gym time and sub-par gains... I think it's time to step it up a notch.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 21/09/2026
Omfg yes. Bowling animations are so batsh!t crazy and you captured the energy. I'd so commission some of these for telegram stickers
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 20/09/2026
Live life as you. All of you. Don't give a damn about opinions. Be kind. Don't judge, but don't let others judge you.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 20/09/2026
I saw the movie when I was a lot younger. This wisdom went over my head. Now that I have learned this lesson myself in a painful way: I can only agree and advice people to do the same.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 20/09/2026
Sadly a strong wind blows, It calls me home A fun time away my body knows, A new light shone
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 20/09/2026
On my last day/night at my friend's place, traumatizing them with this... IYKYK
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 19/09/2026
In a sense it's the most pure form of friendship. Chilling with someone not even needing to do much to know things are fine. Not every visit or person needs daily events.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 19/09/2026
Perhaps I didn't do much or anything impressive to write home about with my friend in The Hague over a 2 week stay. To others, maybe. But we did what we enjoyed and to me it was a perfect stay. An example of why I call it home. A nice chill time without a care to bog me down. Things are still good.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 19/09/2026
While nothing big happened today I'm interested to see where things are in half a year from now. It's fun watching gears turn and hearing a new wind blow. Today was a good day.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 18/09/2026
Lol not really no. Before I met @herrwozzeck.bsky.social I didn't know the name pepper. I even confused them with some other lame person who was after Wozz. Irrelevant nonsense drama to me. But it's funny that after recent issues that tankie goes to pretend Russia is okay. True nature revealed.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 18/09/2026
Yaaaayy Congrats suga!
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 14/09/2026
Gasp! How dare. Get your mind out of the gutter sir! I would never sugge- It's pretty 🌈
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 13/09/2026
"Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it." Should make my cake creamy!!! - damnit
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 13/09/2026
First time I made onion soup... According to my friend it's a success ^^ I woulda liked it just a bit more thick but it was great for a first time.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 12/09/2026
I'd make my own but I can only second this one
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 11/09/2026
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! youtube.com/shorts/gvlG7...
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No, I’m Evil Kitty..
YouTube video by DeksyTheCat
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 11/09/2026
*makes positive memory with friend* "Thanks, that was so nice of you. I'm so happy. You're the best. No one will be able to take this from me" *Evil laughter* soon everyone will have positive memories of me... And then... Muahahaha! My evil plan will unfold! Everyone will pet me all the time!!
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 11/09/2026
The positive of a fursuit here is that you won't suffer the eyelash problem...
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Windy Breezy Funny Face
ALT: Windy Breezy Funny Face
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 11/09/2026
Update: it was very good. The food looked almost as good as me... I mean look at these side by side tell me it ain't true.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 11/09/2026
Gonna be taking my good pal @dave.drgn.dad to a restaurant he been wanting to go to since forever. While I can't afford a lot atm, he deserves some fun new memories, so bro-date it is. Normalize taking your gym bro on a date dude 😎
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 10/09/2026
I used to live close to there. Enjoy. Utrecht is great.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 10/09/2026
Mentel health is important. Ya better enjoy the long weekend if ya need it croc boy!
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 10/09/2026
It's early enough on a Thursday morning. Time to get ready for a gym workout with my buddy (almost never done this staying at someone's place and going to the gym together).
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 09/09/2026
Finally saw Zootopia2... The tigers are still too hot. Should not be allowed to dance... The furry bait works and I don't know how to feel about it...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 09/09/2026
I heard you like huge sleazy monsters so we put huge sleazy monsters inside of your huge sleazy monsters
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 09/09/2026
Naaaahhh I don't believe that UwU
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 09/09/2026
If by December 30th you still haven't seen anyone naked... You don't know me, I merely follow you... But I like helping people out and making a picture ain't hard so...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 09/09/2026
With a face like that I am considering trying to see if that fun fact is actually true... Not that I know what blue Hawaiian monster energy tastes like...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 06/09/2026
I'm still crazy elated about my successes yesterday. Granted today all I did was help a little with taking down a party tent and watch youtube and chat on telegram... But hey, new spiderman movie with a friend very soon! I better get ready!
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2026
I should thank the two narcs I happily dismissed from my life recently. Without their attempt to hurt me and a good friend I never thought I would have accepted myself fully, found new energy and be the life of a family party today. Funny how life teaches you valuable lessons and helps you grow.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2026
Welcome to the Netherlands! Here we have stroopwafels and many other fun things... But we also have me... You don't want to meet me... So better be careful.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 04/09/2026
It was lovely and I did enjoy~ ^^ thanks
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 04/09/2026
When you're getting tired and try to grab your phone to chat with friends some more but it only tries to connect to some strange Japanese number...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 04/09/2026
What a shame to have this honeymoon suite all by myself... But while I'm here imma enjoy it ^^
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 29/08/2026
The first @prawnzo.bsky.social stream I watched featured this game (Restory)... "I'll merely try it out today, Im done with chores anyway..." Meanwhile nearly 7 hours and counting, rushing through dinner to play more:
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 29/08/2026
Adorkable! Nando did great!
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 26/08/2026
"Soon unlock resources on a cosmic scale". Yeah... No... If we're LUCKY then MAYBE we can leave our solar system (Oort cloud) at a survivable time in about 100-1000 years from now. And this guy already wants to own whole galaxies lol. As if he'd live to see the day.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 24/08/2026
I'd WANT to say something REALLY corny like: "Well I was trying to watch this beautiful sunset, but it seems I found something even better looking..." But in reality I'm far too shy so I'd just say: "Good evening." And then pretend I was just about to leave, even with all my newfound confidence.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 20/08/2026
I didn't see the VN in question, I heard about it. The way it's being spoken about though has me raise my eyebrows. Seems like a lot of people have some bias against it just because it mentions religion which doesn't feel good for the (formerly) religious that might find support in the VN.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 20/08/2026
Quite right... So its a bit of a shame that when someone enters a community (the furries) where they feel seen and heard, someone else has to muck it up by throwing shade at them for things they believe(d) in. Isn't that the bigotry furs/pride/etc fight against?
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 20/08/2026
As a former(?) Jehovah's Witness I would take this stance as well. I do think some religions are at odds with being furry in a sense. But honestly I think those people should be more accepted. As long as they are not a bigot about it, I think they deserve support.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 18/08/2026
I tend to say that no one is better than anyone. Whether they be king or beggar... Lately I feel like I'm being forced to admit that, while I'm not perfect, at least I'm not THAT terrible. Maybe I'm jaded 😋
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