Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 24/09/2026After 3 years of (ir)regular gym time and sub-par gains... I think it's time to step it up a notch. 011
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 20/09/2026On my last day/night at my friend's place, traumatizing them with this... IYKYK 011
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 13/09/2026First time I made onion soup... According to my friend it's a success ^^ I woulda liked it just a bit more thick but it was great for a first time. 030
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 11/09/2026Update: it was very good. The food looked almost as good as me... I mean look at these side by side tell me it ain't true. 030
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 04/09/2026When you're getting tired and try to grab your phone to chat with friends some more but it only tries to connect to some strange Japanese number... 000
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 04/09/2026What a shame to have this honeymoon suite all by myself... But while I'm here imma enjoy it ^^ 110
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 29/08/2026The first @prawnzo.bsky.social stream I watched featured this game (Restory)... "I'll merely try it out today, Im done with chores anyway..." Meanwhile nearly 7 hours and counting, rushing through dinner to play more: 000
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 26/07/2026Little shopping spree with a friend in Utrecht (NL) had me succeed in everything but a fall jacket. My wallet woulda hated me if I bought the one I saw. Why is 2 colognes more than 2 sets of new clothes incl. 5 boxers? Guess I'll smell as fancy as I'll look. Shame the bag ripped on the way back. 210
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 07/09/2025Thai Wellness Studio Marnda. I love going here... Being at my friend's house which I call home is already relaxing but this massage parlor always does such a good job... 000
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2025Lunch in Zoetermeer with mAh brudda from anudda mudda 110
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2025If I look grumpy it's cuz of he sun... @dave.drgn.dad and I looking fly with our new haircuts yesterday. 020
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2025Off to go have lunch with my cousin. Oh yeah totally forgot to upload some pics of the Efteling from the previous weekend... Oops... 000
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 13/08/2025Felt like having something new done to my hair today... 000
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 21/07/2025Sometimes I think this would bring me extra motivation... 000
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 13/07/2025Okay I fugging know that if you know my personality some and find out some of the things I am sexually into... That this isnt like too weird... But I am both embarassed and impressed by a friend who outed me so hard without me ever telling him this... (censored cuz topic is pr0n) 000
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 02/03/2025Eh why not hop on this little train and see where it goes... 000
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 26/02/2025This is how you play HE Roulette in Helldivers2. Grab your barrages, go to an Eradicate mission and the one with the least deaths wins. Tiebreaker: most friendly fire damage. 000
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 16/02/2025I heard that the best way to bait a werewolf is to show a full moon... I simply dont know what Im doing wrong... Still not a single werewolf boyfriend xD 020
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 16/02/2025When I move into a new house I want to decorate my walls and sneak in just like a few demotivational posters... Like Ill have a guest over and amongst the decor people just find: 000
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 21/10/2024If you live in The Netherlands and you like the following dish... You know that feeling wise winter has started. 010
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 20/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,709,243! Yay... I was early on something 000
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 16/05/2024When people annoy you into missing your found family so you rememebr your neighbour gave you polish vodka and your polish friend gave you a shotglass from his hometown <3 Here's to @dave.drgn.dad @greenbiteything.bsky.social @tuiad.bsky.social @kryotic.drgn.dad @warren.gaytor.dad @dorje.stego.dad 440
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 18/02/2024Saw this on a YT vid... Someone asking why 2 guys call each other babe. Stupid as this comment is, Imma start calling people hotcock from now on x'D 000
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 28/01/2024I dont want to do this to you but at the same time... Memes... 010
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 16/01/2024So I sent a friend this... www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUdY... He said mace are not very seductive, so I sent him this... 110
Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 12/12/2023I commissioned @supernada.nsfw.ac and all I got was this masterpiece that I absolutely love. I upload the low res censored version here because AI likes to steal and also... I dunno... Reasons... Privacy UwU I almost want to date my own sona... Anyone ever had that happen? 042