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Chief Splotches

@chief.splotch.es
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Recovering from burnout. Play lots of games while on welfare. When Im not doing that, learning how to play guitar, drawing, writing and found in the gym some. Born in USA, living in NL Gay, Autistic+ADD, Furry, Anxious, Dumbass. Lives under a rock.

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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 24/09/2026
After 3 years of (ir)regular gym time and sub-par gains... I think it's time to step it up a notch.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 20/09/2026
On my last day/night at my friend's place, traumatizing them with this... IYKYK
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 13/09/2026
First time I made onion soup... According to my friend it's a success ^^ I woulda liked it just a bit more thick but it was great for a first time.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 11/09/2026
Update: it was very good. The food looked almost as good as me... I mean look at these side by side tell me it ain't true.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 04/09/2026
When you're getting tired and try to grab your phone to chat with friends some more but it only tries to connect to some strange Japanese number...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 04/09/2026
What a shame to have this honeymoon suite all by myself... But while I'm here imma enjoy it ^^
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 29/08/2026
The first @prawnzo.bsky.social stream I watched featured this game (Restory)... "I'll merely try it out today, Im done with chores anyway..." Meanwhile nearly 7 hours and counting, rushing through dinner to play more:
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 26/07/2026
Forgot to upload my haul, so here.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 26/07/2026
Little shopping spree with a friend in Utrecht (NL) had me succeed in everything but a fall jacket. My wallet woulda hated me if I bought the one I saw. Why is 2 colognes more than 2 sets of new clothes incl. 5 boxers? Guess I'll smell as fancy as I'll look. Shame the bag ripped on the way back.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 07/09/2025
Thai Wellness Studio Marnda. I love going here... Being at my friend's house which I call home is already relaxing but this massage parlor always does such a good job...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2025
And this pic too
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2025
Lunch in Zoetermeer with mAh brudda from anudda mudda
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2025
Been feeling presentable as of late...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2025
If I look grumpy it's cuz of he sun... @dave.drgn.dad and I looking fly with our new haircuts yesterday.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2025
Off to go have lunch with my cousin. Oh yeah totally forgot to upload some pics of the Efteling from the previous weekend... Oops...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 13/08/2025
Felt like having something new done to my hair today...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 21/07/2025
Sometimes I think this would bring me extra motivation...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 13/07/2025
Okay I fugging know that if you know my personality some and find out some of the things I am sexually into... That this isnt like too weird... But I am both embarassed and impressed by a friend who outed me so hard without me ever telling him this... (censored cuz topic is pr0n)
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 19/04/2025
Also this you?
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 02/03/2025
Eh why not hop on this little train and see where it goes...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 26/02/2025
This is how you play HE Roulette in Helldivers2. Grab your barrages, go to an Eradicate mission and the one with the least deaths wins. Tiebreaker: most friendly fire damage.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 16/02/2025
I heard that the best way to bait a werewolf is to show a full moon... I simply dont know what Im doing wrong... Still not a single werewolf boyfriend xD
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 16/02/2025
When I move into a new house I want to decorate my walls and sneak in just like a few demotivational posters... Like Ill have a guest over and amongst the decor people just find:
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 21/10/2024
If you live in The Netherlands and you like the following dish... You know that feeling wise winter has started.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 20/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,709,243! Yay... I was early on something
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,709,243, John C. ‪@dragonchief.bsky.social‬, joined on Oct 25, 2023"
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 16/05/2024
When people annoy you into missing your found family so you rememebr your neighbour gave you polish vodka and your polish friend gave you a shotglass from his hometown <3 Here's to @dave.drgn.dad @greenbiteything.bsky.social @tuiad.bsky.social @kryotic.drgn.dad @warren.gaytor.dad @dorje.stego.dad
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 14/05/2024
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 11/05/2024
Very unusual here... But very pretty.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 18/02/2024
Saw this on a YT vid... Someone asking why 2 guys call each other babe. Stupid as this comment is, Imma start calling people hotcock from now on x'D
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 29/01/2024
(forgot to mark as mature) Eh, why not...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 28/01/2024
I dont want to do this to you but at the same time... Memes...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 28/01/2024
Youtube stahp...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 16/01/2024
So I sent a friend this... www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUdY... He said mace are not very seductive, so I sent him this...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 12/12/2023
I commissioned @supernada.nsfw.ac and all I got was this masterpiece that I absolutely love. I upload the low res censored version here because AI likes to steal and also... I dunno... Reasons... Privacy UwU I almost want to date my own sona... Anyone ever had that happen?
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 30/11/2023
I thought you used this:
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 29/11/2023
1) I know where that picture was taken and 2)
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