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Chief Splotches

@chief.splotch.es
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Recovering from burnout. Play lots of games while on welfare. When Im not doing that, learning how to play guitar, drawing, writing and found in the gym some. Born in USA, living in NL Gay, Autistic+ADD, Furry, Anxious, Dumbass. Lives under a rock.

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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 12h
Why do I feel like I could fool several of my friends like this... @dave.drgn.dad and @dorje.stego.dad for example... ADHD/Autism be like that eh? XD www.youtube.com/shorts/uToYF...
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Trust me, give it a try 😅😅
YouTube video by Joshy & Hai
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 26/09/2026
@greenbiteything.bsky.social not how your vynils sound I hope?
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 24/09/2026
After 3 years of (ir)regular gym time and sub-par gains... I think it's time to step it up a notch.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 20/09/2026
I saw the movie when I was a lot younger. This wisdom went over my head. Now that I have learned this lesson myself in a painful way: I can only agree and advice people to do the same.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 20/09/2026
Sadly a strong wind blows, It calls me home A fun time away my body knows, A new light shone
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 20/09/2026
On my last day/night at my friend's place, traumatizing them with this... IYKYK
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 19/09/2026
Perhaps I didn't do much or anything impressive to write home about with my friend in The Hague over a 2 week stay. To others, maybe. But we did what we enjoyed and to me it was a perfect stay. An example of why I call it home. A nice chill time without a care to bog me down. Things are still good.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 19/09/2026
While nothing big happened today I'm interested to see where things are in half a year from now. It's fun watching gears turn and hearing a new wind blow. Today was a good day.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 13/09/2026
First time I made onion soup... According to my friend it's a success ^^ I woulda liked it just a bit more thick but it was great for a first time.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 11/09/2026
*makes positive memory with friend* "Thanks, that was so nice of you. I'm so happy. You're the best. No one will be able to take this from me" *Evil laughter* soon everyone will have positive memories of me... And then... Muahahaha! My evil plan will unfold! Everyone will pet me all the time!!
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 11/09/2026
Gonna be taking my good pal @dave.drgn.dad to a restaurant he been wanting to go to since forever. While I can't afford a lot atm, he deserves some fun new memories, so bro-date it is. Normalize taking your gym bro on a date dude 😎
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 10/09/2026
It's early enough on a Thursday morning. Time to get ready for a gym workout with my buddy (almost never done this staying at someone's place and going to the gym together).
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 09/09/2026
Finally saw Zootopia2... The tigers are still too hot. Should not be allowed to dance... The furry bait works and I don't know how to feel about it...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 06/09/2026
I'm still crazy elated about my successes yesterday. Granted today all I did was help a little with taking down a party tent and watch youtube and chat on telegram... But hey, new spiderman movie with a friend very soon! I better get ready!
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2026
I should thank the two narcs I happily dismissed from my life recently. Without their attempt to hurt me and a good friend I never thought I would have accepted myself fully, found new energy and be the life of a family party today. Funny how life teaches you valuable lessons and helps you grow.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 04/09/2026
When you're getting tired and try to grab your phone to chat with friends some more but it only tries to connect to some strange Japanese number...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 04/09/2026
What a shame to have this honeymoon suite all by myself... But while I'm here imma enjoy it ^^
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 29/08/2026
The first @prawnzo.bsky.social stream I watched featured this game (Restory)... "I'll merely try it out today, Im done with chores anyway..." Meanwhile nearly 7 hours and counting, rushing through dinner to play more:
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 18/08/2026
I tend to say that no one is better than anyone. Whether they be king or beggar... Lately I feel like I'm being forced to admit that, while I'm not perfect, at least I'm not THAT terrible. Maybe I'm jaded 😋
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 13/08/2026
1/2 A great way to have your mood ruined is being forced to deal with DHL (or PostNL who are arguably more loathsome). 34C and you discover someone slipped a 'you were not home' the day before in your mailbox but you were home. And then at the servicepoint they didnt scan your package so...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 10/08/2026
Wishing everyone a great day this monday afternoon. Just cuz Im upbeat :3 Why not, you know?
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Excited Happy Cat Smiling
ALT: Excited Happy Cat Smiling
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 04/08/2026
1/18 This longer post is intended to give myself closure and throw some words into the void so I can put this situation to rest for myself. Not many people follow me here on Bsky and even less actually read what I type. However this is for me and whomever reads this can form their own opinions.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 26/07/2026
Little shopping spree with a friend in Utrecht (NL) had me succeed in everything but a fall jacket. My wallet woulda hated me if I bought the one I saw. Why is 2 colognes more than 2 sets of new clothes incl. 5 boxers? Guess I'll smell as fancy as I'll look. Shame the bag ripped on the way back.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 18/07/2026
If regular American citizens don't stop their diplomats before a Canada-USA war (which seems more and more likely), every USA citizen will be a pariah globally for generations. Right now there is still distinction between USA government and it's people.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 15/07/2026
Butterfly effect... Met someone years ago who wasn't so much as a thought. Came in recently and damaged the life of a friend I'd introduced them to before realizing how manipulative they were. Knew them for a few months before never thinking about them again. They made sure Id remember.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 12/07/2026
2 steps forward, 1 step back.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 26/06/2026
Finally seem to be crawling out of trouble. Still mourning all I lost but I have to get by without. In the end I'll be stronger and more beautiful for it. But for now I still have to take hard steps. Can't afford to doubt my steps now with choices already made.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 09/02/2026
Can't sleep so random thought happened. Remember those: "You get superpower x, but someone makes a downside?" Came up with one all by myself... Superpower: "Anything you can imagine... Like actually visualize in a way that looks real to you, you can will into being." Downside: "You have aphantasia."
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/12/2025
I love how companies/institutions can get away with mistreating you for 12 years and only because they bullied you into submission 4 years ago they won't face any consequences. Just another wonderful page of my life.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 13/11/2025
"Silence fills the empty grave now that I have gone. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on."
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 28/10/2025
Time to give everyone a much needed reprieve...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 26/10/2025
Discovering how dealing with my parental guardians is probably close to as damaging to me as dealing with my incredibly abusive parents at the time was is... kind of depressing. Its sad how much I am like both my parental guardians and how that has limited me severely in being an independent person.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 23/10/2025
Today is blegh and I scream into the void some...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 10/10/2025
I want this
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 10/10/2025
What does LGBT stand for? Wrong answers only... Last night Gaming Been up too late Today same thing... Will I ever learn?
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 07/10/2025
I been resentful towards AI for a while now but this video finally gives me a good calm factual explanation to use. Thank you @kurzgesagt.org www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zfN...
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AI Slop Is Killing Our Channel
YouTube video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 03/10/2025
Some days where my mental state bounces back and forth between hating the world and everything in it and having one safe haven where I feel safe and accepted, I wonder if I'm developing a bipolar personality disorder...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 23/09/2025
Im not a fan of Grindr. Its simply not a place that works for me. But to hear the news that over in the USA grindr is basically offline on the day of the memorial of Charlie Kirk and Trump and Vance drop biblical imagery, saying its a war between good n evil? Sorry but the writing is on the wall...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 16/09/2025
Being back home again is fine. My own bed is the best bed after all... but I already miss my friends.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 11/09/2025
Same lil pigeon, same
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 07/09/2025
Wish I could grow that much... Then again I kinda like being smol... Makes big guys like him feel bigger I bet...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 07/09/2025
Thai Wellness Studio Marnda. I love going here... Being at my friend's house which I call home is already relaxing but this massage parlor always does such a good job...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2025
Lunch in Zoetermeer with mAh brudda from anudda mudda
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2025
Been feeling presentable as of late...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2025
If I look grumpy it's cuz of he sun... @dave.drgn.dad and I looking fly with our new haircuts yesterday.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 05/09/2025
Off to go have lunch with my cousin. Oh yeah totally forgot to upload some pics of the Efteling from the previous weekend... Oops...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 01/09/2025
Huff
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 30/08/2025
I feel like my chosen family senses my needs far better than my blood tied family and accepts them way more easily and readily than my blood ties ever did. Wish I could set up a little commune for my chosen family to live with...
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 28/08/2025
The stark contrast between my chosen family and my blood family and how comfortable and happy I feel around either of those is impressive. At least today is making me aware of how much happier my chosen family makes me.
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Chief Splotches @chief.splotch.es · 23/08/2025
Gonna have to use this as a retort if my religious family starts down this path.
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