Reposted by Chicken SpinReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Dr: “I’m sorry sir but you have pancreatic cancer” Me: *clutching groin* “OH NO!!!” Dr: *shakes head ‘no’* Me: *move my hands to my knee while maintaining eye contact at doctor questioningly* Dr: *making an ‘up up’ gesture with hands* “bupbupbup” 736176
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Imagine abandoning your soul and burning your humanity so you don't have to spend time with your children and thinking that's a good think worth bragging about. 000
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This guy both has a great point and also Hunger Games Hair. 100
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Almost as if people who aren't desperate to survive and hopeless about their future are less likely to do a crime. 000
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Good morning, Bluesky! Why not start your day with a sometimes-spooky concept album about a local radio DJ spinning his favorite tracks in the late hours of the night. Check out Night Owl, by @4amhallways.bsky.social now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVn...youtube.comNight Owl (Full Album)YouTube video by 4 AM HALLWAYS 000
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Welcome to the Night Owl’s Watch distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...distrokid.comNight Owl by 4 AM HALLWAYSStream and Save Night Owl - Distributed by DistroKid 010
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026youtu.beTerrible Mobile Game Review! 31 Days of HalloweenYouTube video by Chicken Spin 000
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I love how the car just starts bleeding out. 10/10. 000
Reposted by Chicken SpinDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026America today is a country where regulators won't allow private companies to air interviews of the opposition on TV, but declare that taxpayer funded propaganda is fine. 462219777
Reposted by Chicken Spinnick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 6453212132
Reposted by Chicken SpinThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174883322
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I love that I’ll now have a visual cue to know who is worthless and shouldn’t be near me. 010
Reposted by Chicken Spinc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 16/09/2023I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl. Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up. 13637032025
Reposted by Chicken Spingamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80169635737
Reposted by Chicken SpinThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is the most masculine video on the internet right now 337185605077
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026That what they should ask all the idiots who say AI will kill us all. Literally, how? 000
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why don't they make candy advent calendar for Halloween? 000
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Name it after me or I tear it down" is the most toddler response he could possibly have, huh? 000
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026We all gotta remember to circle back to this one when the Trump regime is placed on trial. I really want to know which of Kash's buddies wasn't going to be allowed to join the FBI because he was sexually assaulted by a gopher. 000
Reposted by Chicken SpinTamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at. 6072212561
Reposted by Chicken SpinEd Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights. 149107961820
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Didn't Trump promise the Russia/Ukraine war would be over the day after he took office? 120
Reposted by Chicken SpinCNN @cnn.com · 09/09/2026President Donald Trump has for years told false or unproven stories about what he supposedly saw and did on 9/11 and soon after. As the 25th anniversary of the terror attack approaches, Trump told another story at the White House on Tuesday. | Fact check cnn.it/4dqJtAy 6225172
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026With apologies to Griffin’s Amiibo Corner: Burger King x Dragon Ball Super Collab Reviewed | Consumption youtu.be/frd-WcafCnAyoutu.beBurger King x Dragon Ball Super Collab Reviewed | ConsumptionYouTube video by Chicken Spin 000
Reposted by Chicken SpinVeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY! 3071691854
Reposted by Chicken SpinInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The immortal final moments of our fearless leader will ring on for decades. They are the only guiding light in these trying times. 22108283
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This isn't nefarious Trump stuff. They're just trying to get Mulder reinstated before the new show. 000
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Every Republican idea is just flat wrong. They’re not good at this. They don’t govern well. They’re bad at their job and bad for America. It is plain fact that everything is worse when a Republican is in charge. 000
Reposted by Chicken SpinRon Marz @ronmarz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Jake Lang getting his Nazi ass beaten by Spider-Man in Minneapolis today is the ray of sunshine I needed. 10671351601
Reposted by Chicken SpinBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Can you imagine being 80 and having the equivalent of a manic 14-year-old ex-girlfriend chasing you around like she’s about to kill your dog and being like “I like this whole thing, this is a good situation for me”? Anyway that’s the deal with the current President of the United States. 1594774546
Reposted by Chicken SpinNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026You know when there's a rumour at work somebody is rattling a colleague and then at the next social function their spouse, who never goes to these things, turns up nailed to their arm? Yeah. 481390203
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Not the point or priority, but as always, accessibility features that help people with disabilities also help folks who don't strictly require them. I never get to play Fortnite with the sound on, so I rely on those to play. Accessibility helps everyone have a better experience! 122
Reposted by Chicken SpinCNN @cnn.com · 20/08/2026CNN's Tom Foreman follows US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s reality cooking show "Real Food" recipes to see if he can whip up the same dish for the claimed price point. 120504102
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026And it is all because of Biden's CHIPS and Science Act. 000
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Using AI makes you stupid. Please consider not purposefully de-evolving yourself to a lower lifeform. 001
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I would do anything for a headbutt from Princess Donut. 000
Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026And how they never once express a problem with a trans man playing football on an all-male team? 010