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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Dr: “I’m sorry sir but you have pancreatic cancer” Me: *clutching groin* “OH NO!!!” Dr: *shakes head ‘no’* Me: *move my hands to my knee while maintaining eye contact at doctor questioningly* Dr: *making an ‘up up’ gesture with hands* “bupbupbup”
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine abandoning your soul and burning your humanity so you don't have to spend time with your children and thinking that's a good think worth bragging about.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Super Saiyan Silver.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This guy both has a great point and also Hunger Games Hair.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Almost as if people who aren't desperate to survive and hopeless about their future are less likely to do a crime.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus is a flaming angry horse, gotcha.
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning, Bluesky! Why not start your day with a sometimes-spooky concept album about a local radio DJ spinning his favorite tracks in the late hours of the night. Check out Night Owl, by @4amhallways.bsky.social now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVn...
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Night Owl (Full Album)
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welcome to the Night Owl’s Watch distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
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Night Owl by 4 AM HALLWAYS
Stream and Save Night Owl - Distributed by DistroKid
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Terrible Mobile Game Review! 31 Days of Halloween
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love how the car just starts bleeding out. 10/10.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
America today is a country where regulators won't allow private companies to air interviews of the opposition on TV, but declare that taxpayer funded propaganda is fine.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THEYRE TURNING THE FROGS GAY???
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#MayThe4th
An altered image of that one tweet about dead-beat dads except it says "Why do bash Anakin for not being there for padawans but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?"
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is why I love Drizzt Do’Urden.
A quote from a Legend of Drizzt book that reads “That is the secret, I believe. To continually reach higher is to live; to always strive to be a better person or to make the world around you a better place or to enrich your life or the lives of those you love is the secret to that most elusive of goals: a sense of accomplishment.”
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love that I’ll now have a visual cue to know who is worthless and shouldn’t be near me.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gorgonocephalus eucnemis is messed up man.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl. Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Dave Grohl, throughout the years.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That what they should ask all the idiots who say AI will kill us all. Literally, how?
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why don't they make candy advent calendar for Halloween?
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Name it after me or I tear it down" is the most toddler response he could possibly have, huh?
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We all gotta remember to circle back to this one when the Trump regime is placed on trial. I really want to know which of Kash's buddies wasn't going to be allowed to join the FBI because he was sexually assaulted by a gopher.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Didn't Trump promise the Russia/Ukraine war would be over the day after he took office?
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Goddamnit. I had hopes for him, too.
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CNN @cnn.com · 09/09/2026
President Donald Trump has for years told false or unproven stories about what he supposedly saw and did on 9/11 and soon after. As the 25th anniversary of the terror attack approaches, Trump told another story at the White House on Tuesday. | Fact check cnn.it/4dqJtAy
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 02/09/2026
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Mgs2 codec
Otacon: remember what the three musketeers say, “all for one and one for all!”
Snake: “candy bars are so smart…”
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
With apologies to Griffin’s Amiibo Corner: Burger King x Dragon Ball Super Collab Reviewed | Consumption youtu.be/frd-WcafCnA
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Burger King x Dragon Ball Super Collab Reviewed | Consumption
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The immortal final moments of our fearless leader will ring on for decades. They are the only guiding light in these trying times.
Tim is speaking into a microphone with a serious expression. The text over the image reads, "Hang on a sec, Phil. I got... yeah, this diarrhea... it wants to come out." Below the quote is the name Tim Heidecker. The background features a digital, futuristic design with blue lights.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This isn't nefarious Trump stuff. They're just trying to get Mulder reinstated before the new show.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every Republican idea is just flat wrong. They’re not good at this. They don’t govern well. They’re bad at their job and bad for America. It is plain fact that everything is worse when a Republican is in charge.
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Ron Marz @ronmarz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jake Lang getting his Nazi ass beaten by Spider-Man in Minneapolis today is the ray of sunshine I needed.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Using AI in any way is an evil act.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Can you imagine being 80 and having the equivalent of a manic 14-year-old ex-girlfriend chasing you around like she’s about to kill your dog and being like “I like this whole thing, this is a good situation for me”? Anyway that’s the deal with the current President of the United States.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You know when there's a rumour at work somebody is rattling a colleague and then at the next social function their spouse, who never goes to these things, turns up nailed to their arm? Yeah.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not the point or priority, but as always, accessibility features that help people with disabilities also help folks who don't strictly require them. I never get to play Fortnite with the sound on, so I rely on those to play. Accessibility helps everyone have a better experience!
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CNN @cnn.com · 20/08/2026
CNN's Tom Foreman follows US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s reality cooking show "Real Food" recipes to see if he can whip up the same dish for the claimed price point.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And it is all because of Biden's CHIPS and Science Act.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Using AI makes you stupid. Please consider not purposefully de-evolving yourself to a lower lifeform.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I would do anything for a headbutt from Princess Donut.
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And how they never once express a problem with a trans man playing football on an all-male team?
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
HAHAHAHA
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Chicken Spin @chickenspin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hilarious.
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