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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

So wait... the package I'm waiting for was near its destination... and decided it needed one last road trip before coming home??

tracking locations of a package; no identifying information shown

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Back on this bs... but now I'm 2-3 wks w/o my meds and no one besides me seems to give a shit

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

MIL has lived with us for over a year. OVER A YEAR. Daughter switches to shorts before heading out to the bus. MIL: You're allowed to wear shorts?! We weren't. Me and Daughter:

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Tired Groggy

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yesterday... MIL: Who is [daughter] playing against? Hubs and me: Ichabod Crane MIL: Where is that? Me: Valatie MIL: Is that by Hudson Valley? Me: No, Valatie is in Valatie

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When your neighbor says your newest bestie has decided now's as good a time as any to begin her grand entrance 🥰

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Ned Flanders Excited in The Simpsons

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Drama teacher: your daughter got a crap part bc she sang at her audition with her eyes closed Us:

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Ice Cube: Bye Felicia

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Late to the party as usual. Bike the Barns is tmrw! Heres my final tally: 109 mi total $218 donation Doing one better and doubling, plus a little. Go (CAREFULLY) get 'em, @muskratjohn.bsky.social!

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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's a gripping DORK TOWER THURSDAY! Beast of a new strip up now at the Mothership! www.dorktower.com/2026/09/17/2... Repost/Reblog/Reshare, please and thank you!

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Boy, do I love it when I email a sponsor in July... ... and they finally reply in September

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Walk the 'Dale update: 98.51 mi total $196 donation I'll be making my donation on Friday, can't wait to see what the final total will be 🚶🏼‍♀️‍➡️🚲🦆

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Husband bought 2 ridiculously large stock pots, both were needed*. There's nowhere to logically store them and it's pissing me off. I say as much and he hears "excuses". How's your Monday starting? * I asked for a deep stock pot to do boiled dinners. I get one that's serves half a military base

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Night sweats have (re)entered the chat

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Love this, largely because my water bottle with almost all of my Kovalic stickers on it disappeared and I am Big Time Sad as I can't replace them

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Ooooohhh... John is incredible. Gets a concussion this summer, still commits to the Insane Charity Bike Ride I'm still doing my Walk the 'Dale Challenge, up to a $176 donation as of yesterday. While the swag is suh-weet, helping others is where it's at! Donate below! 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Me: [daughter] is ranked first in her troop for popcorn sales and 20th in the council, though not every troop sells MIL: does her troop sell popcorn? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ #NonSequiturMIL

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

That feeling when you've been discouraged your husband can't see the awesomeness you send him from Insta and his co-workers finally wear him down to get an account

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Higuruma Jjk

Alt: Higuruma Jjk

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

UPDATE! A little over 75 mi walked and $150 donation on tap. 🎉🎉🎉

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

How is it Thursday? Somehow I lost a day this week...

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James D'Amato @oneshotrpg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Lol, the Cassini space craft is so in love with Saturn it's embarrassing. *That's* how you see her? Just propose you fucking loser.

A screenshot of an article that just a picture of Saturn with the caption "Saturn and seen by the Cassini spacecraft"

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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It's a still-concussed DORK TOWER FRIDAY! New strip up now at the Mothership! www.dorktower.com/2026/08/27/2... Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you!

Matt and Steve, still t the bar.

MATT: "WOW.A CONCUSSION?
WHAT'S IT LIKE?"

STEVE: "ALL
I REMEMBER IS WAKING UP IN THE TRAUMA CLINIC
BRUISED, BANDAGED AND WITH MORE TUBES ATTACHED TO ME THAN THAT SCHMOE IN THE
"OPERATION" GAME."

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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Me: Hey, I'd love to see this super minor feature to make my job easier Co-Worker: I can make that happen but you have someone more senior on your team submit a ticket first so it's on my Official Workflow Me: 🤔🤨

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

UPDATE Just about 4 weeks into this silly idea and... 55.13 mi $110 (potential) donation 4 weeks to go!

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

@chuckwendig.bsky.social!!! So much uncaffeinated squeeing before 630 a.m.!!!!!

Shipping confirmation for a book I pre-ordered, all relevant info blurred

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

My niece is getting married in 2 weeks. I just booked our room TODAY. (mostly) direct quote from person helping me: "Wow! I can't believe there are rooms left!" (to be fair, probably 90-95% of their guest list is local and won't need a room but still, wow)

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I've set a silly goal for myself but I swear it's in the name of Doing Good. Every year for well over a decade, I've donated to @muskratjohn.bsky.social's Bike The Barns fundraiser. While the swag is Suh-weet, helping deserving folks get farm-fresh food is something important to me...

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

::me, brining an energy drink down to Mordor/The Dungeon/The Bat Cave:: Him: What are you drinking this a.m.? Me: An energy drink, because harder drugs are illegal

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Back from 5 days of camping. It was a good, soggy time but y'all... I am TIRED. Like, deep in my marrow tired

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Tired Office Worker: Current Status

ALT: Tired Office Worker: Current Status

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Me: [Friends] will be camping with us MIL: At Thompson’s Lake too? Reader, we will be camping at Thompson’s Lake. She knows this. #NonSequiturMIL

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"You're too young for menopause" Bitch, listen...

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Idle scrolling thru my feed at 630 a.m. cuz the meds haven't hit my system yet and I've come to a decision... .... when I remember to, I need to tag the unhinged things my MIL says with #NonSequiturMIL

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

MIL: Where is Apex? Me: Downstairs near the movie theater MIL: On the second floor?

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Weird Al Yankovic Wut

ALT: Weird Al Yankovic Wut

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Am I eating potato chips for breakfast? I'm a grown up, of course I am. Might wash 'em down with a donut later. Just try and stop me!

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

MIL (finally) getting her roof done. Should have happened a decade ago but what do we know? Based on what husband has seen and what roofers are now reporting, things are Not Looking Good for MIL. Time to load up the place with fireworks and make it go boom

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Man with Flamethrower: Kill It With Fire!

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

My *super healthy* lunch today is leftover birthday cake and ice cream. Don't judge. It's probably better than your lunch

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Finally binging The Office (shut up) and Dwight just mentioned a TiVo and a DVD burner. Holy cats...

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Back In My Day Old People

ALT: Back In My Day Old People

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Did I just *FINALLY* reschedule an appt for next week that I've known about for ages and *knew* would only take 5 seconds? Yes. Will I learn from this? Not a snowball's chance in hell #ADHD #ExecutiveDysfunction #MentalHealth

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My phone's touch screen hasn't worked in a few days. Alarms going off Me: Crap... Him: Let me try something ::tries to use touch screen:: Me: If only I'd thought of that...

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Tara @chickenlady518.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Made zero difference. Time for a new one, I guess

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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Sew it goes! It's a crafty DORK TOWER WEDNESDAY! New strip up at the Mothership now! www.dorktower.com/2026/07/07/2... Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you!

Gilly and Stell, in the kitchen.

GILLY: "What'cha reading about, Stell?"

STELL: "CRAFTING! I need a relaxing hobby to get through the STRESS of these days."

GILLY: "Oh - hadn't you HEARD..?"

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