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Awaiting work visa for Uranus 100% Croutonian Light #AnimalCaucus use World’s oldest teenager she/her/y’all 📍Anhedonia Indicting ham sandwiches since 1985 “GIFT” IS NOT A VERB. The word you’re looking for is GIVE.

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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Have y’all seen Chicken? I hope she’s all right.” Me:
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Step into the Wayback Machine with me again, won’t you? A little chill music for a hot Sunday evening
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White Zombie - Thunder Kiss '65
YouTube video by WhiteZombieVEVO
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Step into the wayback machine, won’t you? (You won’t be sorry!)
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Chicago - Make Me Smile
YouTube video by Hoisen
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why do I love awards shows so much? Oh, who cares. Look what Mariska is wearing now! (And Emmy Rossum and Florence Pugh and Alan Cumming and Zendaya and Allison Janney and and and and and and…) #Emmys2026 
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Mariska Hargitay Yazbitmesiin
Alt: Mariska Hargitay on the set of SVU, looking hot in a fuchsia blouse, dangling a pair of handcuffs
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Perpetual earworm. It’s been my favorite song since I first heard it in 2001 and how the holy heck did it come out that long ago. Anyway, videos are dumb but this song is still awesome.
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The Shins - New Slang [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Sub Pop
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Current earworm, and I bet you’ve never heard it. It warms the heart of 1980s Chicken. No one listens to the stuff I post, but oh well. You’ll be sorry some day.😹
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The Sinners Barbed Wire Heart
YouTube video by TheEastCoastDrifter
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Back on my bullshit 😹
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Outside bad. Inside good.
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Penguin Pudgy Enters Igloo
Alt: A lei-wearing Pudgy Penguin dives into an Igloo. Because he knows what’s up.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is now and will remain an Evan Carter stan account 😻
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Evan Carter lasso
Alt: Evan Carter lasso
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Eternal earworm 🩷💙🚕
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I want a baseball jersey that that says “candlesticks” on the back. No one I know except maybe @grandmabecky.bsky.social will get that.
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Wyatt Langford Walk-Off Home Run
Alt: Wyatt Langford Walk-Off Home Run
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I would really like some Sonic ice. (IYKYK.) And while I’m there, I might as well get a large order of cheese tater tots and a limeade slushy.
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Yoongi2swag
Alt: Sonic car-hop on skates crashing into a car window and splashing beverages all over it.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Baseball. (I have no one to chatter about baseball with.)
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Baseball.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It has been eight years and one day since I had a drink. (I lost track of days this week, but the anniversary still counts!) I’ve white-knuckled the whole ride, but I don’t exactly recommend that. (A.A. didn’t work for me. YMMV.) Anyway, happy sober birthday to me! Have a mocktail in my honor!
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Look At Me All Sober And Shit
Alt: Look At Me All Sober And Shit
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Today I put my pants on two legs at a time. HA! Then I put my shirt on backward. I guess it’s a wash.
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George Jetson's Instant Outfit
Alt: George Jetson's Instant Outfit
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think today was the first time we’ve broken 100°F (38°C). But making it to July 22 without a 100°F+ day is almost a miracle. I’m counting my blessings that I have an inside to go to.
Text from WTForecast: 
“The fucking heat index is currently somewhere between OMG and WTF.” 

Current conditions at Austin, Texas, on July 22, 2026 at 9:21 PM. The current temperature is 96°F, the low is forecast to be 81°F, and the “feels like” temperature is 107°F.Current conditions in Austin, Texas, on July 22, 2026. It is currently 96°F with a “feels like“ temperature of 107°F. Read that again. The humidity is 50%, and the dewpoint is 74°. The wind is a hair-whipping 1 mph ENE. Daily forecast for Austin, Texas, for Wednesday, July 27 through Friday, July 31. All the forecast high temperatures are in the high 90°F range, and many of the lows are above 80°F. That high low is dangerous and what kills people. I hope someone is helping the unhoused stay cool.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Does NASCAR have a season and when does it end
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Y’all.
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William Shatner, 95, performing at Riot Fest with his heavy metal band | CBC News
Here's something that probably wasn't on your 2026 bingo card: 95-year-old Star Trek actor William Shatner has a new heavy metal band, and they're releasing an album that he plans to debut this summer...
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy Independence Day, all y’all! I just found out that a relative signed the Declaration of Independence: Arthur Middleton, rep. from South Carolina in the Second Continental Congress. Who knew I was descended from a Founding Father! Be safe out there, y’all—and keep your pets indoors!
Signatures from the Declaration of Independence, with the signature of Arthur Middleton highlighted
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“Here you come again”🎶 Don’t forget to hydrate, y’all!
Screen grab from the app WTForecast showing that it is currently 97°F in Austin, Texas, with a heat index of 104°F Screen grab from the app WT forecast, showing the current weather conditions in Austin, Texas: 97°F with a heat index of 104°FDaily forecast for Austin, Texas, showing our forecast high temperatures for the next 10 days are all above 96°F
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This album came out 40 years ago* this month. I still love this song (most underrated single from this album). Fun fact: Pat Dinizio, the lead singer, once gave me a very sweaty kiss.☺️ *”It’s officially time for me to lie down in the dirt and wait for the birds to eat me” - me, last month 1/2
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The Smithereens - Behind The Wall Of Sleep
YouTube video by I. Zurutuza
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Is there any song that gives you goosebumps? “Heroes” did that for me just now. I know nobody listens to the music I post 😹, but this is one of the greatest songs of all time. Sunday night, Joe Jackson even played “Scary Monsters” as an encore and tribute. I miss Bowie so much.
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David Bowie - "Heroes" (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by David Bowie
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’ve seen Joe Jackson several times and can’t wait to see him again tomorrow night. His shows are always special and never feel like just another stop on a tour. This is one of the best songs of the ‘80s. Come on, sing along. You know all the words! 1/2
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Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out
YouTube video by JoeJacksonVEVO
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s officially that time of year when all I do is complain about the weather.
Screen grab from the app WTForecast with the current weather for Austin Texas, on Saturday, June 13, 2026, at approximately 3:30 PM. It is mostly sunny and 94°F with a heat index (also known as “feels like“ temperature) of 102°F. Not seen on this screen is the humidity, which is 49% with a dewpoint of 72°F.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“Reality Bites” is on TCM. It’s officially time for me to lie down in the dirt and wait for the birds to eat me
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Reality Bites (1994) - Winona Ryder & Janeane Garofalo
Alt: Reality Bites (1994) - Winona Ryder & Janeane Garofalo dancing in a convenience store
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Happy Annabelle’s Gotcha Day to all who celebrate! This little punk showed up on my doorstep nine years ago today. I neither wanted nor needed a cat at that messy time in my life, but she wormed her way into my heart and become the love of my life. Now I can’t imagine my life without her. 🧡
Four portraits of my orange and white kitty, AnnabelleMy orange and white kitty, Annabelle, looking extremely grumpy and wearing a crown
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@grandmabecky.bsky.social TARTLET is on right now. I felt I would be remiss if I didn’t tell you
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Jon Lovitz Friends
Alt: Jon Lovitz on Friends: “Well smack my ass and call me Judy!“
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hey @bockerbino.bsky.social! Are you watching Cleveland at Texas? I thought of you because deGrom is pitching. I’m so bummed that I can’t watch!
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Goofy's Spinning Baseball Pitch
Alt: Goofy's Spinning Baseball Pitch
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
That first sentence’s meaning if I’d worded it something like: “I may have returned. I may not have.” The way I wrote it makes it sound like I’m considering leaving for good. That is definitely not the plan! I fully intend to stick around!
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I may or may not be back. I didn’t mean to stay away so long; I just haven’t had anything much to say. I’ve missed y’all a lot, though, so here I am! Here’s a portrait from Annabelle’s last professional photo session to say sorry.
my orange and white fluffy kitty, Annabelle, snoozing in a blue grocery bag on a colorful bedspread
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
TV detective: He was in room 606. Me, couch dancing: 0-8-4-2! 606 and I’m waitin for you! (Anyone?)
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a collage of images with the word imgplay at the bottom right
Alt: collage of images of the B-52s
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
INTRODUCTION: Please enjoy this scene from an updated Hollywood classic, Casablanca, with Conan O’Brien and Sterling K. Brown. ME: I’d watch that. #Oscars2026
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a woman in a suit is applauding in front of a crowd
Alt: Clip of Meryl Streep at the Oscars, cheering and pointing at the stage enthusiastically
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
@kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social Saw this and immediately thought of you. ☺️💜 www.reddit.com/r/crochet/s/...
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From the crochet community on Reddit: Insane find at the thrift today
Explore this post and more from the crochet community
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I bowled a 76 tonight. Please clap.
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a man playing bowling in a bowling alley with a sign that says clan bowling
Alt: Dude bowling. He walks all the way down the lane until he’s like 10’ away from the pins , throws the ball—it looks like he’s really trying—but the ball goes straight into the gutter.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Grammar nerd alert!
“Old-timey” painting of three men sitting at a table and writing. These are the speech bubbles over their heads:

Man #1: Quick question. Is it “for fucks sake” or “for fuck sake”? It’s for a work email, so it has to sound professional.

Man #2: Neither: It's "for fuck's sake"; the sake is on behalf of the fuck, so you need a possessive.

Man #3: It should have an apostrophe to show possessive. The REAL question is whether it should be "for fuck's sake" or "for fucks' sake.” Is it for the sake of ALL the fucks or just this fuck in particular?
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
@grandmabecky.bsky.social THAT episode of L&O was just on. I will never not think of you when I hear, “Is this because I’m a lesbian?”
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Weird things I say when watching TV: “Bog body! Bog body! That’s why his hair is red!”
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Norway has no paved roads, only cross-country ski tracks.
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a person is skiing down a snowy slope .
Alt: Black and white GIF of a guy running across a snowy field in cross country skis
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Musings during ice dancing last week… Boy skater: “It doesn’t seem like I have much to do in this section. What should I do?” Choreographer: “Eh, just stick your leg out.”
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a man singing into a microphone in front of a crowd of people ice skating
Alt: Sorry, you’ve been Rickrolled
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I can see why they call it “skeleton”: that’s all that’ll be left of you if you crash.
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a skeleton is pushing a walker down a sidewalk .
Alt: Skeleton riding on the sidewalk in a wheelchair that also seems to be a walker? Maybe some walkers have seats? Hopefully I never have to use one!
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Another of my brilliant quips about the Olympics. Me watching women’s single luge: “How do you get better at that?” At least I think I’m hilarious.
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a person kneeling down in the snow with a purple sled
Alt: Kid in winter outdoor gear trying to sled, but bless her heart, she skids right off the the front end of the sled and face-down into the snow. Then she just lies there like she wishes she were dead.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I love curling. I have no idea what’s going on, but I love it. (This is my attempt at a joke. I don’t need an explanation.) #Olympics2026
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a squirrel is standing on a curling stone in front of a banner that says france3alpes
Alt: Otters “playing” curling at the Olympics
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I’m back. What’d I miss?
Gary Larson’s comic “The Far Side,” a single panel showing a woman sitting on the floor in an empty room reading a book, while all her furniture comes in the door, saying, “Well, we’re back!”
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I am not allowed to eat chocolate unless I’m standing at the sink. Wearing a bib. Maybe a throw rug.
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a person is sitting in a pink container with their eyes closed and their head is visible .
Alt: Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory trapped in a vacuum tube filled with chocolate. The liquid chocolate is building up pressure below him and soon he will be sucked away, never to be heard from again. (He may make an appearance at the end of the movie but I forget.) Not my best work. Sorry.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Garage attendant describing what one of the residents does for a living: “He’s in oil.” Me: What, like anchovies? #SVU
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I keep thinking of the Friends episode where Ross dates a woman who lives in filth. When they break up, Monica shows up at the woman’s door with a bucket of cleaning products. “Ross told me about your apartment and I couldn't sleep.” I desperately need a Monica right now.😹🧼🫧🧹🧺
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a man is sitting on a couch in a cluttered room
Alt: Terrible quality GIF of Ross from Friends in his girlfriend’s disgusting apartment, sitting on the arm of the couch and immediately jumping up because he knows he sat on something gross.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I’m really disappointed in the amount of shits and asses. I gotta step up my game. @ohdangitevie.bsky.social, if we go by totally swears, I beat you by one point: 79 to 78.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
@profanity.accountant, I like to think of myself as demure and sweet. Tell me the truth.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Thank dog for local public/indie radio. Heard this banger on my way to the doctor’s office. Made the traffic almost worth it.
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New Order - Age of Consent (2020 Remaster) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by New Order
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