Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Have y’all seen Chicken? I hope she’s all right.” Me: 070
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Step into the Wayback Machine with me again, won’t you? A little chill music for a hot Sunday eveningyoutube.comWhite Zombie - Thunder Kiss '65YouTube video by WhiteZombieVEVO 131
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Step into the wayback machine, won’t you? (You won’t be sorry!)youtube.comChicago - Make Me SmileYouTube video by Hoisen 131
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why do I love awards shows so much? Oh, who cares. Look what Mariska is wearing now! (And Emmy Rossum and Florence Pugh and Alan Cumming and Zendaya and Allison Janney and and and and and and…) #Emmys2026 static.klipy.comMariska Hargitay YazbitmesiinAlt: Mariska Hargitay on the set of SVU, looking hot in a fuchsia blouse, dangling a pair of handcuffs 010
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Perpetual earworm. It’s been my favorite song since I first heard it in 2001 and how the holy heck did it come out that long ago. Anyway, videos are dumb but this song is still awesome.youtube.comThe Shins - New Slang [OFFICIAL VIDEO]YouTube video by Sub Pop 151
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Current earworm, and I bet you’ve never heard it. It warms the heart of 1980s Chicken. No one listens to the stuff I post, but oh well. You’ll be sorry some day.😹youtu.beThe Sinners Barbed Wire HeartYouTube video by TheEastCoastDrifter 350
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Outside bad. Inside good.static.klipy.comPenguin Pudgy Enters IglooAlt: A lei-wearing Pudgy Penguin dives into an Igloo. Because he knows what’s up. 040
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This is now and will remain an Evan Carter stan account 😻static.klipy.comEvan Carter lassoAlt: Evan Carter lasso 010
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I want a baseball jersey that that says “candlesticks” on the back. No one I know except maybe @grandmabecky.bsky.social will get that.static.klipy.comWyatt Langford Walk-Off Home RunAlt: Wyatt Langford Walk-Off Home Run 220
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I would really like some Sonic ice. (IYKYK.) And while I’m there, I might as well get a large order of cheese tater tots and a limeade slushy.static.klipy.comYoongi2swagAlt: Sonic car-hop on skates crashing into a car window and splashing beverages all over it. 150
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Baseball. (I have no one to chatter about baseball with.) 210
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It has been eight years and one day since I had a drink. (I lost track of days this week, but the anniversary still counts!) I’ve white-knuckled the whole ride, but I don’t exactly recommend that. (A.A. didn’t work for me. YMMV.) Anyway, happy sober birthday to me! Have a mocktail in my honor!static.klipy.comLook At Me All Sober And ShitAlt: Look At Me All Sober And Shit 7151
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Today I put my pants on two legs at a time. HA! Then I put my shirt on backward. I guess it’s a wash.static.klipy.comGeorge Jetson's Instant OutfitAlt: George Jetson's Instant Outfit 160
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I think today was the first time we’ve broken 100°F (38°C). But making it to July 22 without a 100°F+ day is almost a miracle. I’m counting my blessings that I have an inside to go to. 3100
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Y’all.cbc.caWilliam Shatner, 95, performing at Riot Fest with his heavy metal band | CBC NewsHere's something that probably wasn't on your 2026 bingo card: 95-year-old Star Trek actor William Shatner has a new heavy metal band, and they're releasing an album that he plans to debut this summer... 130
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Happy Independence Day, all y’all! I just found out that a relative signed the Declaration of Independence: Arthur Middleton, rep. from South Carolina in the Second Continental Congress. Who knew I was descended from a Founding Father! Be safe out there, y’all—and keep your pets indoors! 2111
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026“Here you come again”🎶 Don’t forget to hydrate, y’all! 020
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026This album came out 40 years ago* this month. I still love this song (most underrated single from this album). Fun fact: Pat Dinizio, the lead singer, once gave me a very sweaty kiss.☺️ *”It’s officially time for me to lie down in the dirt and wait for the birds to eat me” - me, last month 1/2youtu.beThe Smithereens - Behind The Wall Of SleepYouTube video by I. Zurutuza 210
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Is there any song that gives you goosebumps? “Heroes” did that for me just now. I know nobody listens to the music I post 😹, but this is one of the greatest songs of all time. Sunday night, Joe Jackson even played “Scary Monsters” as an encore and tribute. I miss Bowie so much.youtu.beDavid Bowie - "Heroes" (Official Video) [HD]YouTube video by David Bowie 690
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I’ve seen Joe Jackson several times and can’t wait to see him again tomorrow night. His shows are always special and never feel like just another stop on a tour. This is one of the best songs of the ‘80s. Come on, sing along. You know all the words! 1/2youtu.beJoe Jackson - Steppin' OutYouTube video by JoeJacksonVEVO 160
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026It’s officially that time of year when all I do is complain about the weather. 140
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026“Reality Bites” is on TCM. It’s officially time for me to lie down in the dirt and wait for the birds to eat mestatic.klipy.comReality Bites (1994) - Winona Ryder & Janeane GarofaloAlt: Reality Bites (1994) - Winona Ryder & Janeane Garofalo dancing in a convenience store 240
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Happy Annabelle’s Gotcha Day to all who celebrate! This little punk showed up on my doorstep nine years ago today. I neither wanted nor needed a cat at that messy time in my life, but she wormed her way into my heart and become the love of my life. Now I can’t imagine my life without her. 🧡 6161
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 09/06/2026@grandmabecky.bsky.social TARTLET is on right now. I felt I would be remiss if I didn’t tell youstatic.klipy.comJon Lovitz FriendsAlt: Jon Lovitz on Friends: “Well smack my ass and call me Judy!“ 120
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Hey @bockerbino.bsky.social! Are you watching Cleveland at Texas? I thought of you because deGrom is pitching. I’m so bummed that I can’t watch!static.klipy.comGoofy's Spinning Baseball PitchAlt: Goofy's Spinning Baseball Pitch 130
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 05/06/2026That first sentence’s meaning if I’d worded it something like: “I may have returned. I may not have.” The way I wrote it makes it sound like I’m considering leaving for good. That is definitely not the plan! I fully intend to stick around! 2100
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I may or may not be back. I didn’t mean to stay away so long; I just haven’t had anything much to say. I’ve missed y’all a lot, though, so here I am! Here’s a portrait from Annabelle’s last professional photo session to say sorry. 9171
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 18/03/2026TV detective: He was in room 606. Me, couch dancing: 0-8-4-2! 606 and I’m waitin for you! (Anyone?)media.tenor.coma collage of images with the word imgplay at the bottom rightAlt: collage of images of the B-52s 250
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 16/03/2026INTRODUCTION: Please enjoy this scene from an updated Hollywood classic, Casablanca, with Conan O’Brien and Sterling K. Brown. ME: I’d watch that. #Oscars2026media.tenor.coma woman in a suit is applauding in front of a crowdAlt: Clip of Meryl Streep at the Oscars, cheering and pointing at the stage enthusiastically 061
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 07/03/2026@kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social Saw this and immediately thought of you. ☺️💜 www.reddit.com/r/crochet/s/...reddit.comFrom the crochet community on Reddit: Insane find at the thrift todayExplore this post and more from the crochet community 240
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I bowled a 76 tonight. Please clap.media.tenor.coma man playing bowling in a bowling alley with a sign that says clan bowlingAlt: Dude bowling. He walks all the way down the lane until he’s like 10’ away from the pins , throws the ball—it looks like he’s really trying—but the ball goes straight into the gutter. 460
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 05/03/2026@grandmabecky.bsky.social THAT episode of L&O was just on. I will never not think of you when I hear, “Is this because I’m a lesbian?” 030
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Weird things I say when watching TV: “Bog body! Bog body! That’s why his hair is red!” 580
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Norway has no paved roads, only cross-country ski tracks.media.tenor.coma person is skiing down a snowy slope .Alt: Black and white GIF of a guy running across a snowy field in cross country skis 120
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Musings during ice dancing last week… Boy skater: “It doesn’t seem like I have much to do in this section. What should I do?” Choreographer: “Eh, just stick your leg out.”media.tenor.coma man singing into a microphone in front of a crowd of people ice skatingAlt: Sorry, you’ve been Rickrolled 280
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I can see why they call it “skeleton”: that’s all that’ll be left of you if you crash.media.tenor.coma skeleton is pushing a walker down a sidewalk .Alt: Skeleton riding on the sidewalk in a wheelchair that also seems to be a walker? Maybe some walkers have seats? Hopefully I never have to use one! 390
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Another of my brilliant quips about the Olympics. Me watching women’s single luge: “How do you get better at that?” At least I think I’m hilarious.media.tenor.coma person kneeling down in the snow with a purple sledAlt: Kid in winter outdoor gear trying to sled, but bless her heart, she skids right off the the front end of the sled and face-down into the snow. Then she just lies there like she wishes she were dead. 5120
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I love curling. I have no idea what’s going on, but I love it. (This is my attempt at a joke. I don’t need an explanation.) #Olympics2026media.tenor.coma squirrel is standing on a curling stone in front of a banner that says france3alpesAlt: Otters “playing” curling at the Olympics 2110
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I am not allowed to eat chocolate unless I’m standing at the sink. Wearing a bib. Maybe a throw rug.media.tenor.coma person is sitting in a pink container with their eyes closed and their head is visible .Alt: Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory trapped in a vacuum tube filled with chocolate. The liquid chocolate is building up pressure below him and soon he will be sucked away, never to be heard from again. (He may make an appearance at the end of the movie but I forget.) Not my best work. Sorry. 260
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Garage attendant describing what one of the residents does for a living: “He’s in oil.” Me: What, like anchovies? #SVU 280
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I keep thinking of the Friends episode where Ross dates a woman who lives in filth. When they break up, Monica shows up at the woman’s door with a bucket of cleaning products. “Ross told me about your apartment and I couldn't sleep.” I desperately need a Monica right now.😹🧼🫧🧹🧺media.tenor.coma man is sitting on a couch in a cluttered roomAlt: Terrible quality GIF of Ross from Friends in his girlfriend’s disgusting apartment, sitting on the arm of the couch and immediately jumping up because he knows he sat on something gross. 1101
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I’m really disappointed in the amount of shits and asses. I gotta step up my game. @ohdangitevie.bsky.social, if we go by totally swears, I beat you by one point: 79 to 78. 3100
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 30/11/2025@profanity.accountant, I like to think of myself as demure and sweet. Tell me the truth. 480
Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Thank dog for local public/indie radio. Heard this banger on my way to the doctor’s office. Made the traffic almost worth it.youtube.comNew Order - Age of Consent (2020 Remaster) [Official Music Video]YouTube video by New Order 160