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Awaiting work visa for Uranus 100% Croutonian Light #AnimalCaucus use World’s oldest teenager she/her/y’all 📍Anhedonia Indicting ham sandwiches since 1985 “GIFT” IS NOT A VERB. The word you’re looking for is GIVE.

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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Things That Live in my Head Rent-free, #738 in a series: Logan calling Ceretta “Big Daddy” in seasons 2 and 3 of original Law & Order.
Still from “Law & Order” episode “Star Struck” (season 2, episode 11; Jan. 7, 1992) of Paul Sorvino and Chris Noth as Phil Ceretta and Mike Logan standing at an apartment door and grinning at each other.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I finally got around to actually reading the list. I learned something very important: I watch too much TV.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I didn't think anyone else had heard of You’re the Worst. Totally underrated.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Air trumpet is a whole different instrument 😹
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Have y’all seen Chicken? I hope she’s all right.” Me:
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dang it, my speaker doesn’t go to 11
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Step into the Wayback Machine with me again, won’t you? A little chill music for a hot Sunday evening
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White Zombie - Thunder Kiss '65
YouTube video by WhiteZombieVEVO
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not many songs can make me play air tambourine 😹🎵
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Step into the wayback machine, won’t you? (You won’t be sorry!)
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Chicago - Make Me Smile
YouTube video by Hoisen
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why do I love awards shows so much? Oh, who cares. Look what Mariska is wearing now! (And Emmy Rossum and Florence Pugh and Alan Cumming and Zendaya and Allison Janney and and and and and and…) #Emmys2026 
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Mariska Hargitay Yazbitmesiin
Alt: Mariska Hargitay on the set of SVU, looking hot in a fuchsia blouse, dangling a pair of handcuffs
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had never heard of them or this song until Pandora played it forever ago (like 15 years ago maybe?). I started scouring the internet for it that day. Took me forever for it to even BE on the internet, apparently. Only song of theirs I’ve ever heard.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At least my profile uses “y’all,” which is a pronoun. Among other things.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Right? It took over a year, maybe even more, to find it after I heard it on Pandora. Love that jangly 80s guitar.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🥰💜
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My SIL was addicted to crunching ice when she was pregnant, I think because she was anemic. I wish I had a dollar for every time she sent my bro out for Sonic life.😹
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
P.S. one of these days I’ll post something from this decade
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Perpetual earworm. It’s been my favorite song since I first heard it in 2001 and how the holy heck did it come out that long ago. Anyway, videos are dumb but this song is still awesome.
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The Shins - New Slang [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Sub Pop
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Current earworm, and I bet you’ve never heard it. It warms the heart of 1980s Chicken. No one listens to the stuff I post, but oh well. You’ll be sorry some day.😹
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The Sinners Barbed Wire Heart
YouTube video by TheEastCoastDrifter
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Back on my bullshit 😹
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Outside bad. Inside good.
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Penguin Pudgy Enters Igloo
Alt: A lei-wearing Pudgy Penguin dives into an Igloo. Because he knows what’s up.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is now and will remain an Evan Carter stan account 😻
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Evan Carter lasso
Alt: Evan Carter lasso
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I know that album backward and forward and it never gets old. He’s amazing live. I highly recommend seeing him if you can.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Eternal earworm 🩷💙🚕
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Zackly!
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Awww. I thought for sure we’d joked about it before.
Scene from Bull Durham, with most of the Durham Bulls at the pitchers mound having a conversation about I forget what
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I want a baseball jersey that that says “candlesticks” on the back. No one I know except maybe @grandmabecky.bsky.social will get that.
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Wyatt Langford Walk-Off Home Run
Alt: Wyatt Langford Walk-Off Home Run
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I would really like some Sonic ice. (IYKYK.) And while I’m there, I might as well get a large order of cheese tater tots and a limeade slushy.
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Yoongi2swag
Alt: Sonic car-hop on skates crashing into a car window and splashing beverages all over it.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
YESSSSSSSSSSSS I became a Toronto fan during last year’s World Series
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The long games are the worst because they’re the best.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“I love it when their uniforms are all dirty.”
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My chatter is nonsense but usually astute. (hahahahahahaha But also, “That guy’s butt is proof there is a god,” etc.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Baseball. (I have no one to chatter about baseball with.)
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Baseball.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It has been eight years and one day since I had a drink. (I lost track of days this week, but the anniversary still counts!) I’ve white-knuckled the whole ride, but I don’t exactly recommend that. (A.A. didn’t work for me. YMMV.) Anyway, happy sober birthday to me! Have a mocktail in my honor!
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Look At Me All Sober And Shit
Alt: Look At Me All Sober And Shit
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nice!
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I would totally do that, especially early morning. I’d be lucky if I found a right shoe and a left shoe.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Although you’d get way more points if they were backwards too.🤪
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We have a winner!😹
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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So Happy Not Jealous
Alt: Rachel on Friends: “I’m so happy and not at all jealous.“
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I managed to go hours once with my leggings on backwards. They felt weird, but “normal” things often feel weird to me. It wasn’t until I tried to put something in my pocket that I realized.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Today I put my pants on two legs at a time. HA! Then I put my shirt on backward. I guess it’s a wash.
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George Jetson's Instant Outfit
Alt: George Jetson's Instant Outfit
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Word.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Right now I’d be happy to see 86°, but especially 75°. The heat index right now is 105°F.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The good news is that the fly would probably just slide, unnoticed, down your gullet with the beer.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think today was the first time we’ve broken 100°F (38°C). But making it to July 22 without a 100°F+ day is almost a miracle. I’m counting my blessings that I have an inside to go to.
Text from WTForecast: 
“The fucking heat index is currently somewhere between OMG and WTF.” 

Current conditions at Austin, Texas, on July 22, 2026 at 9:21 PM. The current temperature is 96°F, the low is forecast to be 81°F, and the “feels like” temperature is 107°F.Current conditions in Austin, Texas, on July 22, 2026. It is currently 96°F with a “feels like“ temperature of 107°F. Read that again. The humidity is 50%, and the dewpoint is 74°. The wind is a hair-whipping 1 mph ENE. Daily forecast for Austin, Texas, for Wednesday, July 27 through Friday, July 31. All the forecast high temperatures are in the high 90°F range, and many of the lows are above 80°F. That high low is dangerous and what kills people. I hope someone is helping the unhoused stay cool.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m gonna have to remember to try my phone next time. I’ll probably think that’s even more magic than tapping your card on the thing, which I will never stop thinking is (the best kind of) sorcery.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hey, Woody! I’m good. I’ve been on here a little more lately. I still have nothing to say but I can always bitch about stuff I guess. 😹
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Or this age!
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Same here but I don’t trust being able to pay with my phone everywhere.
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Chicken Grrl @chickengrrl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Does NASCAR have a season and when does it end
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