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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The idea of Whiteness/white supremacy culture is a granfaloon. It forces not only the people it oppresses but the people it centers to cut ties to lands and ancestral cultures and deprives them of a true sense of community and belonging and replaces those with fear and violence.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fun to know that Google doesn’t actually give a shit about letting you recover a stolen account. Got hacked recently and one of my accounts was immediately changed to a childs account so now there are no accessable recovery options.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If I ever don’t wanna see the cool thing you’re excited about for the millionth time make sure I go back to therapy cause that means I’m “goin through it”™️.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What’s the Opposite of Crab Rave?
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
animals with tails, no matter how many legs, would not wear pants. They would wear chaps.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Currently addicted to sending my friends Hypeslop reels because i love them all so much.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Somehow lost like 35lbs over the last two years just by moving to New Zealand. Honestly i think it’s mostly the fact that I’m not snacking as much as a defence against constant Existential Horrors.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Making fun of whiteness is always ok because whiteness puts itself on a pedestal so the only direction to punch is up.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Geoff may or may not explain the thing that made this pop in my head this morning.
Stephen Universe “A Giant Woman” screenshot but poorly edited to have Squall Leonheart’s jacket, scar, and pendant painted on him. The word “giant” is crossed out with the word “Magic” above it.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My poops just haven’t been the same since Kellogg’s discontinued the Eggo Nutrigrain Waffles.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
In order to increase both my incoming lols and outgoing psychic damage I will be replacing the term “Jesus titty fucking Christ” in my vocabulary with “Christ’s Big Naturals”.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m pretty sure that at this point, like most millennials, i am just several mal-adaptive coping mechanisms in a trench coat.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If you donate to our channel for your ffxiv rainbow unicorn mount the proceeds we get go to our Extra Life Charity!
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“You look young for your age” Thaaanks! I was cursed by a giraffe mascot as a child!
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Damnit i hadn’t thought about that dork in like 2 years
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just watched Disclosure Day and while I mostly enjoyed it and appreciated that it was more akin to 50’s sci-fi like The Day the Earth Stood Still, it definitely suffers from being written by an out of touch rich white man.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wait you’re telling me that two years before scoring my number 1 childhood obsession movie (ninja turtles) John Du Prez scored my number 2 childhood obsession movie?
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Personally I like to think that, as fungal creatures, 40k’s Orks have 23,000 genders like that one mushroom.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I was today years old when I learned that the reason sports cards used to come with a stick of bubble gum is because Fleer actually started as a gum/confectionary company.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I know it’s an Italian company and they probably didn’t watch much Red Dwarf. But I can’t help but laugh every time i see an ad for a SMEG fridge/coffeemaker/toaster/whatever.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Really fucked up actually that we have all this technology to make better Medical diagnosis but half the time we can’t use it because a bunch of assholes are trying to rake in obscene amounts of money.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Trek and Gate are the only Star’s where i’m not immediately cautious if someone says they’re a fan.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Playing Death Stranding 2 and while I appreciated the in game music player at first, I did not realise that it was in fact PEAK until it immediately started playing Magnolian’s Indigo (a jaunty tune for sure) as i started looting the pile of Bandits I had just knocked out in silence.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I need to be, like, an indoor/outdoor house cat for like 2 years. Lounging around, judging people and demanding cuddles but not being afraid to claw at people if they overstep personal boundaries during the day. And roaming free at night but with UBI for human activities instead of bird murder.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
TBH the scariest thing about Evil Dead Burn were those fucked up family dynamics. Deadites? Meh get me a chainsaw and a shotgun. Fucked up obsessive/abusive family members NOPE!
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Finished all the ending s for the Adventures of Elliot and this game slaps actually. Highly recommend. Especially if you have a kid or casual gamer you can have join you with the pseudo co-op option.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This thing Rips. I’ve bought it twice and you should too.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Learning that just making carbonated Orange Juice tastes way better than orange flavoured soda fundamentally changes you as a person.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Final verdict, Ninja Turtles 3 is good actually. Yes it’s a bit hokey and almost completely drops any sense of grit from left over from the first one. But it’s not a “Bad” movie on it’s own. It is however a bit of a let down when compared to the first two due to the imbalance of goofy and gritty.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The turtle suits in the third ninja turtles movie are a lot better looking in 4k believe it or not.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The solar 7 day/week 12month/year calendar was a mistake! go back to lunar! 13 months and 8 days a week split 4/4 for work/ rest cycles. Plus a bonus rest day at the end of the year. sometimes two!
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sometimes you just gotta make Bugs on a Log using tha whole celery stalk.
Picture of the “bugs on a log” snack prepared using a whole celery stalks instead of being cut in to smaller segments
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i’m not an expert on the TMNT comics, but i’ve read enough of them to confidently say that the concept of them getting transported to the past by an antique lamp (tmnt3 1993) fits right into the shit that happened in the comics.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Big Stompy Boots are Gender Affirming Care for all genders.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
In the middle of Secret of the Ooze and it’s really fucked up that the Police Chief’s response of “It’s what we do best” to April O’Neil’s “I guess you’re not the ones that are gonna have to handle this.” Has been largely true of the usefulness of policing for the last 50 years at least.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
In the middle of Secret of the Ooze and it’s really fucked up that the Police Cheif’s response of “It’s what we do best” to April O’Neil’s “I guess you’re not the ones that are gonna have to handle this.” Has been largely true of the usefulness of policing for the last 50 years at least.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
On to Secret of the Ooze now and not only do these 4k versions fucking rip, but Splinter Especially looks so much better than he ever did on VHS/DVD.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Honestly TMNT 1990 fucking Nailed “Gritty Realistic Comic Book Movie with an adult story” while balancing humour and being kid friendly. It’s a shame that every super hero movie in the past 20 years went purely for spectacle instead.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s been 36 years and I still think that the foot clan hideout from the 1990 Ninja Turtles movie would be a kick ass place to hang out.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
New Star Fox has some delightful AR options for their chat avatar feature. Unfortunately Falco’s beak looks absolutely cursed on me.
Zoomed in photo taken by phone of the Camera preview for the Falco’s beak AR avatar option in Star Fox (2026). In this instance it makes the user look like a long haired but balding elderly Mordecai (Regular Show)/ Brewster’s (animal crossing) deadbeat cousin.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Starfox Get. Now i just need friends to also get it so i can fulfil my need to dogfight with friends behind a disturbingly realistic in game vtuber rig.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Reminder : “Privatisation” is just a cover word for colonial style extraction from the people within the imperial core.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Everyone is like i want a HD2D remaster for final fantasy VI or Chrono Trigger but what we really need , and I know it’ll never happen, is Sqenix and Monolith soft to work together on an HD2D remaster of Xenogears.
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hey man, do you mind if i get lost in your eyes as a friend?
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Just realised that for ff8 and ff9 the blue mage characters learn their abilities by eating the monsters and now I am convinced that someone on the character design team for both of those games was into vore.
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HTBS Games: Raising Money for Extra Life @htbsgames.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Geoff is coming back to Final Fantasy VIII with a new mission: KILL THE ROBOT. Will he succeed? Will he get rekt? Will we finally meet Rinoa and live happily ever after? I don't know, I didn't play VIII! Let's find out together! twitch.tv/HTBSgames 7pm EDT/6pm CDT #twitch #ffviii #extralife
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I swear to god New Zealand needs more freight rail just so people understand to fucking stop behind barrier arms.
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Aubrey Wood - BANG BANG BODHISATTVA paperback and audio out now! @briewoodfiction.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
where is he
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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Here in NZ it’s officially the part of winter where the line between Freezing and Scalding on single handle shower taps is razor thin and unforgiving.
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