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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Geoff may or may not explain the thing that made this pop in my head this morning.

Stephen Universe “A Giant Woman” screenshot but poorly edited to have Squall Leonheart’s jacket, scar, and pendant painted on him. The word “giant” is crossed out with the word “Magic” above it.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Sometimes you just gotta make Bugs on a Log using tha whole celery stalk.

Picture of the “bugs on a log” snack prepared using a whole celery stalks instead of being cut in to smaller segments

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

New Star Fox has some delightful AR options for their chat avatar feature. Unfortunately Falco’s beak looks absolutely cursed on me.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Hold on, I have to re-edit every porno.

Picture of a graphic tee with that says “I do a perfect Wilhelm Scream when I cum”

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Wet egg. Not yet a sandwich Situation

Photo of a breakfast with bacon, hash browns, mushrooms, and two pieces of toast topped with broken poached eggs with the yolk running out

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Someone in class forgot about the Ear Bones and when they looked them up my brain went “those are cow tools” so now this cursed image exists

Cow tools comic hastily edited to feature an ear and the ear bones (hammer, anvil, and stirrup) in place of the tools labeled Ear tools.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Looks like someone more than lost their V card in this parking lot.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

yeah that’s fair. uquiz.com/quiz/2lqf0f/...

picture filled with characters like PaRappa the Rapper, Hello Kitty, KKslider, Pikachu, Oshawott, Hollow Knight, Kirby, gudetama, and Don-chan. with text stating- Result: unidentified thing shoot it down NOW. little beasts. creatures even.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

also, this allows the head canon of the Doctor fucking off to earth and spending his rebellious teen years joining the Foot Clan.

Screenshot of Sam Rockwell’s character in 1990’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles offering a choice of regular or menthol cigarettes to delinquent youths at the Foot Clan headquarters.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

If you've got Millennial Brain Rot and wanna learn to code freeCodeCamp has The Juice.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Oh neat! One Piece invented Fortnite back in 2007!

cropped photo taken of a paused tv screen showing One Piece character Franky Building an “impromptu” staircase, with no supports as he walks on the staircase, followed closely behind by Chopper carrying wooden planks.

Subtitles on screen read “Franky Skywalk!”
background is stitched pink and blue of zombie giant Oars’s belly.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

suddenly wondering if i’m still streaming from the right website.

cropped image of an episode title on a tv photographed by phone with the words “Straw Hat Docking” circled in red.

Full title is “Knock Him Down!! Special Attack: Straw Hat Docking?” from episode 367 of the anime One Piece.

cut off subtitles visible in shot “My Treasure? If you want it you” could also be misconstrued as Innuendo.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

oh hey. Star Trek Voyager beat tumblr to the punch by about 15 years.

Picture taken of a tv showing Star Trek Voyager characters Naomi Wildman and The Doctor from an episode that originally aired in 1998. Naomi is reciting “Mitochondria, The warp core of the cell” an in universe change on the phrase “The Power House of the cell” coined in a 1957 article on the function of Mitochondria and re-used in many grade school science classes. The original phrase entered popular culture as a meme around 2013 through posts making light of the seemingly absurd things we remember learning about in school that may not be very useful in day to day life for most people.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

i even made an impromptu thanksgiving spread all the way over here in Kiwi land.

impromptu Thanksgiving spread consisting of roast veggies, Yorkshire pudding, garlic bread, and a vegan chicken roast.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

I may have uuhhhh done a thing. (re-made my FFXI character)

cropped screen shot of Final Fantasy Eleven. Subject is a Galka named Clancytheshield.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

Hey! a bunch of my friends and i are running a charity stream this weekend! you should come hang out and make some donations! twitch - twitch.tv/HTBSgames donations bit.ly/HTBS24

Graphic Depicting schedule for HTBS Games 24 hr charity stream. starting noon central on November 2nd
12-1pm : uno
1-2 pm : Diablo 4
2-4 pm : Helldivers 2
4-5 pm : Balatro
5-7 pm : Destiny 2
7-10 pm : Final Fantasy XIV
10pm - Midnight : Jackbox
Midnight - 2am : Lethal Company
2-6 am : Real Kiwi Hours Nostalgia Block
6-8 am : Monster hunter Wilds/Project Zomboid
8-10 am: Sea of Theives
10am-Noon: Jackbox

twitch link : twitch.tv/HTBSgames
donation link : bit.ly/HTBS24
Facebook : @HTBSGames
twitter : @HTBSgames

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 03/09/2024

my phone results are 1 off of your monitor results.

graph over a gradient between green and blue with a line, presumably, at hugh 177. dividing green and blue.

text reads: Your boundary is at hue 177, Bluer than 76% of the population. For you, turquoise [box showing the color turquoise] is green.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 11/02/2024

bro, they made Cell Shaded chickens!

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 14/01/2024

It was colder in Denton TX than McMurdo station in Antarctica at around 10am today

google weather results for McMurdo station in Antarctica at around 10am central time on Sunday January 14th 2024 showing the temperature as 19° fahrenheit

google weather results for Denton Tx at around 10am central time on Sunday January 14th 2024 showing the temperature as 13° fahrenheit

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 07/01/2024

me thinking about how the last 10 years felt like one year while simultaneously feeling like 20

Gif from The Good Place of Micheal downplaying another character’s existential crisis after seeing the “Time Knife”. caption reads “Yeah, yeah, the Time Knife. We’ve all seen it.”

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 07/01/2024

Ah shit i forgot Alt text again

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 07/01/2024

Just Bluesky-Brained enough to intially think “who put Kairi in ffxiv?” when i saw this

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 30/12/2023

Advanced grilled cheese/breakfast combinations. Two slices of egg in a nest/egg in a basket turned into a grilled cheese sandwich.

picture of half of an egg in the nest grilled cheese (egg in the nest also known as egg in a basket or eggs in a frame)

(two slices of toast with a hole in the middle filled with cooked egg sandwiching cheese in the middle, cut in half to form a triangle)

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 22/12/2023

apparently i need to post this before we get blocked for not posting it or something idk. but also i regret to inform you:

google search results for “Drone Taxi” showing two results of existing drone taxi’s

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

oops, i forgot to post alt text. but also i’ve apparently been blocked so who knows if this will even post LMAO ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

meme with top text reading “When people tell me about new high speed rail projects.” and two screenshots of Kylo Ren screaming “More!” below.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 16/12/2023

Creative Business Unit III (2019) Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers (v. 5.0). [PC, PS4, Mac]. Square Enix.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 14/12/2023

saving this banger from death on the hellsite.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 14/12/2023

This might be the shortest summary of the Matrix that i’ve seen.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

AND TO THINK MY MORNING WAS SHITTY

Death finally pulling Henry Kissinger out of the Claw machine

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

it took me way too long after seeing these timestamps to figure out you’re an Aussie.

screen shot of the bottom left corner of an edited post and the timestamp of the edit being posted below it. the time stamp on the original shows the first post was sent on November 1, 2023. the time stamp on the edit posting shows October 31, 2023

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

Anyone else watch the Psyche mission trailer and just immediately plug in an EVE mining barge in their brain when they showed the probe reaching the asteroid?

Screen grab from the Psyche Mission Trailer on YouTube showing a simulation of the probe's eventual arrival at the meteor Psyche showing a crater pocked asteroid in space. The asteroid has more metallic features than rock features and is surrounded by illustrative orbital rings. The picture has been edited to show a yellow-orange and dark grey asteroid mining barge from the EVE Online videogame in place of the probe.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

an attempt was made at a Frog (Chrono Trigger) paladin glam.

A big ole Roegadyn with a paladin glam that’s as close to Frog from Chrono Trigger as i could get using what i could find on the ffxiv market board without spending the whole night and all my gil. in a ready/weapons drawn stance inside a Limsa Lomninsa inn room.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

Completely forgot I bought this until it showed up in the mail today.

Purple cap in the Bass Pro Shop style with the fish and yellow oval but it says Neon Genesis Evangelion.

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Chicken Dad @chickendad.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

There are so many, how do I choose?

Sweating and trembling Skeleton in a white shirt and blue coat from Skull-face Bookseller Honda-san

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