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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 01/10/2026
The Coop is back! Halloween is the greatest holiday on the calendar, though we're skipping the spooky theme. In Ireland they used to carve turnips, and pumpkins are such an upgrade. We just want your best work. Free to enter. Cash prize. Deadline 15th October. Submit at chickenblue.com
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The Coop, a flash fiction contest. 1000 words*. €88 prize. Free to enter. Submissions now open until October 15th.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 01/10/2026
Congratulations Anthea! www.chickenblue.com/stories/my-n...
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 18/09/2026
Anyone been to the fourth page of a Google search recently? It’s got bleak back there.
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The Creative Splurge @thecreativesplurge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You’ve written a story that might be a winner. Where can you submit it? Subscribe to The Creative Splurge newsletter and get regular updates about upcoming writing competitions, challenges, resources and more. Join here → www.thecreativesplurge.com #WritingCommunity #AmWriting
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 07/09/2026
Hey everyone! The September version of The Coop is open. I’ve been told the competition was voted by Flash Fiction Yearly as the greatest flash fiction contest of the last 100 years. Not bad. Enter here. www.chickenblue.com
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 01/09/2026
Congratulations @jjsilkwood.bsky.social
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 01/09/2026
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Emergency Contact — chickenblue
Emergency Contact by J.J. Silkwood — winner of The Coop, August 2026.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 23/08/2026
It seems the Newcastle new manager bounce is of equal size to the Liverpool new manager bounce. Over time, whose bounce will prove the bounciest? You decide.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 11/08/2026
Deadline for The Coop is less than 3 days a way. Enter at www.chickenblue.com
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The Coop, a flash fiction contest. 1000 words*. €88 prize. Free to enter. Submissions for the August round are now open.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 09/08/2026
Hulk going grey is finally something in a superhero movie I can relate to
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 09/08/2026
Cant wait to break in this bad boy during the week
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 08/08/2026
Tolkien fan? Done drugs? This could be the fan fiction for you chickenblue.substack.com/p/a-guide-to...
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A guide to substance abuse in Middle-earth
You can keep your fancy ales..
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 07/08/2026
Struggled with Episode 1 of Ted Lasso. It felt like mid fan fiction.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 04/08/2026
I saw him in concert a few weeks ago. Incredible.
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Liℤℤy Kodpuak née Acid Lich (can’t spell sheaves without she) @acidlich.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
David Attenborough voice: a snoring kitty is a marvelous thing
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 02/08/2026
Check out this months winner of The Coop. Creepy and to the point. www.chickenblue.com/stories/a-sm...
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A Small Thing by Ors P — winner of The Coop, August 2026.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 27/07/2026
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An incredibly profound thought about The Odyssey
TLDR: It’s really old
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 26/07/2026
Hon Mayo
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 15/07/2026
Anthony Gordon’s suncream overhead is going to be massive when he moves to Barcelona. I hope he signed a good contract.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 14/07/2026
Empty seats in the France Spain game such a shame
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 14/07/2026
Final call for the July version of the Coop, the flash fiction writing contest Tim magazine called the greatest contest since the dawn of competitions. It’s free to enter and there’s €88 prize for the winner. Enter here at www.chickenblue.com
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Got a story that will blow a readers socks off? Enter The Coop, a flash fiction contest. 1000 words*. €88 prize. Free to enter. Closes 15th July 2026.
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Jane @janestecyk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
fun to win @chickenblue.com's inaugural outing with a story wholly inspired by this Elvis meme that made me laugh and laugh. Creativity can come from anywhere, people! www.chickenblue.com/stories/elvi...
A picture of a bowling ball with elvis presley on it attached to a tweet from a user named Andrew who has added the caption "woah mamma they put me in tha orb"
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 27/06/2026
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Blue Sky
Late, Great Reviews - First
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 27/06/2026
Terrible from England so far. They will not win the World Cup.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 26/06/2026
I like the new water breaks. A good management team will take advantage of them and as that catches on it might help shake shit games up. The ads blow but use the time to top up your beverage.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 26/06/2026
Not a great sign when you’re marketing the next film in the series, not the one that’s just about to release.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 19/06/2026
Relationship advice. If you do not agree with your partner’s streaming profile picture, dump them immediately.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 14/06/2026
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The little brush that would - Conclusion
Case dispissed.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 14/06/2026
A damn shame
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The Creative Splurge @thecreativesplurge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Follow @chickenblue.com for even more details about the new 1000-word Coop writing competition! #amwriting #WritingCommunity
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 11/06/2026
Cool being the pope but a lot of uncomfortable chairs
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 05/06/2026
Feels like vultures are circling the Liverpool squad
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 05/06/2026
Rick and Morty you son of a bitch
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 05/06/2026
Are Spider-Man and Batman genres now?
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 05/06/2026
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The little brush that would - Part 2
Baby, I compare you to the piss from a rose on the grey
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 04/06/2026
Office bit. Criticise people when you see them not finishing fruit by saying it doesn’t grow on trees.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 03/06/2026
Putting my money where my beak is chickenblue.substack.com/p/the-little...
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The little brush that would - Part 1
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never pee.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 02/06/2026
Fear it, run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. Or not. Enter my writing contest because Thanos did. Or at least he said he would. www.chickenblue.com
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Got a story that will blow a readers socks off? Enter The Coop, a brand new flash fiction contest. 1000 words*. €88 prize. Free to enter.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 02/06/2026
@robdelaney.bsky.social long time fan, first time celebrity hounder. I’m trying to promote my new (free to enter) flash fiction writing contest. Could you help a deformed chicken out and give it a repost? www.chickenblue.com
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Got a story that will blow a readers socks off? Enter The Coop, a brand new flash fiction contest. 1000 words*. €88 prize. Free to enter.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 31/05/2026
Behold! A new flash fiction writing contest ununlike anything that's come before it. No fee, a cash prize and immortality on our website. Why wouldn't you enter? Deadline: 15th June 2026 chickenblue.com #FlashFiction #WritingCommunity
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Got a story that will blow a readers socks off? Enter The Coop, a brand new flash fiction contest. 1000 words*. €88 prize. Free to enter.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 13/05/2026
The worst thing about FUNNY AF with Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 29/01/2026
Who’s better at anecdotes than Matt Damon?
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 17/05/2025
Is there ever controversy in Austria over their entry singing their song in French or German? #eurovision
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 21/04/2025
Streamers next move. Ringfencing their best original content and sticking that under a higher tiered plan.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 16/03/2025
Between the maga hats, chainsaws and now boxing gloves Propulism has taken hold.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 25/01/2025
Hot take - Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni get on great. All the supposed contempt is Hollywood bullshit to promote their otherwise average film
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 25/01/2025
Playing Mario kart and I would not pass the breathalyser. Come at me cops.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 19/01/2025
11 minutes in to Cocaine Bear and I have not seen said bear take cocaine. I feel lied to.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 11/01/2025
Fair play to Tilda Swindon. Every role gets a new hair style.
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chickenblue @chickenblue.com · 11/01/2025
I love salted caramel Tony’s Chocolonely as much as Wes Anderson loves symmetry
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