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Brianna Chesser

@chessercat.bsky.social
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Not the character of the day 🫶 “That’s a matter between me and my grammarian”

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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 8h
My favorite thing about Ted Cruz is that he loves Les Mis. I’d almost (blessedly) forgotten that he existed, and it somehow came up the other day, so I got to relive the wtfery I assume it’s because soldiers gun down protesters while his hero Javert goes into sewers after the dastardly Jean Valjean
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 8h
You’ll have to cancel your subscription to The Atlantic now
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 9h
The best late night dives in Ithaca to send pledges to after Door Dash has blocked your account
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 9h
They come in threes
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Undercover of the Crepuscular @gluttonyofkhan.bsky.social · 12h
The pareto optimal amount of nuclear attacks on the United States, by Matt Yglesias
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 9h
which voice to text interpreted as it’s not important to have the picture of Bach in the end (ce n'est pas important d'avoir l'image de Bach dans les fins), so I guess I’d make a good president
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 9h
Weirdly, I just did a Duolingo lesson, and it asked me about changes, and I said that it used to be all farms once you got over the Wilson Bridge (just outside DC) to the Chesapeake Bay, and now it’s all houses. It asked me if I thought it was bad, and I said the tobacco fields aren’t important…
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 9h
Oh for real? Carter was before my time (but I loved him), and I vaguely remember the Dukakis campaign. I definitely remember the potato thing with Quayle, and even the Murphy Brown spat. Stupidity was simpler then.
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 9h
Part of the master plan to force farmers to stop growing alfalfa in the desert, and shipping it overseas, but luckily the tea party stopped him 😒
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social · 18h
I could not get myself to vote against Trump because Joe Biden failed in his biggest assignment: stopping people like me from not voting against Trump.
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 9h
It’s so infuriating. They’re not objective, they’re not doing a public service, and they’re not worthy of touching the hem of any of the journalists who signed onto this joint condemnation of “death threats…as well as the far right's many attacks against journalists throughout the country.”
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 9h
It doesn’t help that we have a media that bends over backwards to accommodate him, if they say anything at all Instead of inviting Marine LePen to a party where some people wear press freedom pocket squares, French journalists & media outlets collectively condemned her death threats
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 10h
I hate how good this analogy is
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 10h
Acting secretary of what? Acting secretary of WHAT?! Did he just not want to try and say administrator or director, or is he trying to make him a cabinet member?
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 10h
Oh no, not you at all! I used to put my bike in the back of my Volvo all the time, VW hatchbacks are surprisingly roomie, and tarps exist! I meant the person who can’t figure out how to get around the suburbs (wild guess) without at least 36² feet of cargo space (which SUVs don’t have!)
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 13h
Imagine somehow being a bigger dumbass than RFK Jr
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 13h
They can even get a few luxury cars in the same price range as an F-150, which just seems like the least desirable option imaginable to me, assuming that I regularly needed a pickup
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 13h
There are several options in the price range of a new F-150. Unfortunately, the cheapest is the Tesla, but I got offers for pre-owned EVs that I’m guessing are leased models in the $20-25k range on the site. There are also fully electric sports cars & SUVs, which are at least better than ICE ones.
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 13h
A more diplomatic approach might be to say to her that you want her to be comfortable and also safe, and that you’re worried that she won’t be safe in an SUV, and ask her “how can we work together so that both our needs are met?”
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 13h
If you look at the NHTS data, slightly more people use cars than SUVs or crossovers. SUVs and pickups together have a slight edge on cars, but not on cars, motorcycles, pedestrians, cyclists, ride share and transit users combined. nhts.ornl.gov/person-trips
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National Household Travel Survey
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 14h
What even is the social stigma of a station wagon or hatchback? Are they a 90s teenager afraid of being called a lesbian? Get a different brand be less homophobic, or do both like, oh no, what would people think if I got a 2 year-old Mercedes EV wagon for half the price of a new F150?
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 14h
Paying $100 at the pump while endangering yourself and anyone else on the road a higher center of gravity, substantially more blind spots, and greater environmental impacts because “I don’t want to look like a p*ssy/poor” is not now, and never has been, a consumer availability issue.
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 14h
These are all nicer than an F-150, an entry level pickup that retails for $40-$70k, from the Tesla model 3 starting at $38.6k to the BMW i5 at $59,250 Pre-owned cars are less expensive If they regularly need cargo & towing, sure, but they didn’t say that, they there’s a social stigma to sedans
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 14h
Wow, if only Volvo, Mercedes, Lexus, Audi, BMW, Acura, Porsche, Lucid, or good old Subaru and VW could meet their needs, in gas, hybrid, or electric. And publications like Car & Driver or Consumer Reports rated vehicles for safety, reliability, economy, handling, and cargo space. Oh well.
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 15h
The Volvo S-80 is the car for you.
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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 18h
Not a joke, btw: bsky.app/profile/hami...
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 15h
Do you want them to be stigmatized? All the other middle aged white suburbanites have pick ups! They’d have to fold down the back seat of a sedan the next time they went to ikea. Or just get delivery. Is that what you want?!
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Shambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 18h
The American consumer cannot fail, he can only be failed
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 15h
Instead of much, much nicer luxury sedans (and wagons) from Europe and Japan…so, so dumb
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 15h
I am an adult spending at least $30-$50k on a car, so social stigma is important to me. I am also an American, so I will wear cargo shorts and crocs with a graphic t-shirt in this vehicle year round, as is my right. Safety and economy are not factors in my decision.
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 15h
The response in whole, in English. Put this on your pocket square next time, which will probably be later today, or better yet, publish it in your newspaper and read it on your tv show.
Le Monde
'Kevlar suit': 39 journalist societies respond to Marine Le Pen's serious remarks

Le Monde's journalist association joins several other media outlets in condemning statements made by far-right presidential election candidate Marine Le Pen. Following an investigation by the investigative media outlet Mediapart into Jordan Bardella, leader of Le Pen's Rassemblement National party, she suggested that Mediapart journalists should put on bulletproof vests.
By Collectif | Published on October 5, 2026, at 6:04 pm (Paris)

Marine Le Pen, far-right Rassemblement National party candidate for the 2027 presidential election, speaks to the press at Porte de Versailles, Paris, on September 28, 2026.
JULIEN MUGUET FOR LE MONDE .
.We, journalists working in newsrooms with diverse editorial policies, jointly and unreservedly condemn the death threats issued by the far-right Rassem-blement National (RN) party against our colleagues at Mediapart, as well as the far right's many attacks against journalists throughout the country.

By suggesting that Mediapart put on "its Kevlar suit" (that is, a bulletproof vest), RN leader Marine Le Pen put a target on journalists' backs.

Such violent attempts at intimidation are the hallmark of authoritarian regimes worldwide, and are especially alarming for the right to information, a right to which a democratic country's people are entitled.

Press freedom, protected by the European Convention on Human Rights and international law, makes journalism an essential counter-power. It is alarming that political leaders who aspire to govern the country could behave in such a way.

Journalists investigate on the basis of evidence, report facts, explain, analyze and expose well-oiled communication campaigns, always respecting ethical standards, regardless of their outlet's tendency. Under no circumstances should they face intimidation for having done their job.

The journalist and staff associations of: 20 Minutes, Agence France-Presse, Arret sur Images, Arte, BFM-TV, Challenges, Courrier International, Epsiloon, Franceinfo Numérique, France Télévisions (national newsroom), France.tv Sport, France 3 (national newsroom), France 24, Groupe Profession Santé, LCI, LCP-AN, Les Echos, L'Equipe, the staff association of L'Humanité, Le Figaro, Lefebvre Dalloz, Libération, L'Informé, Le Monde, M6, Le Nouvel Obs, Politis, Premières Lignes Télévision, Public Sénat, Que Choisir, Radio France, Radio France Internationale, RMC, RTL, Sud-Ouest, Le Télégramme, Télérama, TF1 and La Tribune.

Collectif .
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 15h
This is how you do it, American media. Not First Amendment pocket squares. And note that even the sports and entertainment news media joined in solidarity. JFC we’re underserved. 'Kevlar suit': 39 journalist societies respond to Marine Le Pen's serious remarks - Le Monde apple.news/AcQO8R1T2Qu6...
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'Kevlar suit': 39 journalist societies respond to Marine Le Pen's serious remarks — Le Monde
Le Monde's journalist association joins several other media outlets in condemning statements made by far-right presidential election candidate Marine Le Pen. Following an investigation by the investig...
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Gleasons are really good people (he was a couple of years ahead of me in high school). And then there’s GMA, effortlessly transitioning into a promo for Monday Night Football on their sister network, morning news shows are truly incredible. abcnews.com/GMA/Wellness...
abcnews.com
New Orleans Saints legend Steve Gleason reflects on his 15-year ALS fight
New Orleans Saints legend Steve Gleason is opening up about his 15-year ALS fight and how it has brought him closer to other NFL players.
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m having trouble believing that the guy who took bribes from KSA and the gulf states, laundered money for the IRGC, put a CCP spy in charge of national intelligence, acts like a Russian asset, and has already proved himself a total incompetent could be messing this up
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Gene Harrogate's Pest Control Service @harrogatessling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
embrace General Turgidson thought
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Kysaku Natsume 🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇦 @kysakunatsume.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
San Diego gets nuked but at least the carriers are safe in the Persian Gulf.
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not that it’s not the exact same racist vision of a rural white world power…which explains why they love Russia so much, come to think of it.
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Predates MAGA, even. Bill O’Reilly gave al Qaeda permission to wipe SF off the face of the map, too. “And if al-Qaida comes in here and blows you up, we're…going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.”
today.com
Bill O'Reilly takes aim at San Francisco
Fox host reportedly said it was OK for terrorists to target the city
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Exactly, never let them distance themselves from this. The Republican Party owns this. Especially those who were openly opposed to him, like Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, JD Vance, and Lindsey Graham, and became his biggest sycophants.
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That "big beautiful bill, eloquently defended by the Republicans is adding $4 trillion to that debt in the next few years while cutting SNAP benefits from low income families. The priorities are clear. insurancenewsnet.com/oarticle/tru... #pinks
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Trump wants your vote before he takes your healthcare away Opinion | Trump wants your vote before he takes your healthcare away
Coupled with an estimated 3.8 million Americans losing Medicaid and Children's Health Insurance Program coverage over the same period, an astounding 8 million Americans now have lost health care ...
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and me without a magnet
a cyber truck in the wild, parked across two spaces, because of course it was, and front to back for some reason, not even side to side to protect the impractical stainless steel exterior, which has a lot of visible wear. disappointingly, the back didn’t have a “girl dad” sticker or anything. 

the really weird thing is that it’s the parking lot of a  (nice) hotel that is large, for some reason uncovered, and also has overflow, so there’s no reason for them to park near anyone if they didn’t want to, and still be close. and there’s staff for luggage, though I’m sure they don’t tip.
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Sam Bellamy @sambdesk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Springsteen's Streets of Minneapolis at the Power to the People Festival. We haven't forgotten, Trump. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUtS...
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Streets Of Minneapolis, Power To The People festival, 3 octubre 2026 | 🎥 Joan Colet
YouTube video by The Stone Pony | Bruce Springsteen Club
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YES!!! And Brazil, DO NOT make the USian mistake! If you are one of the 20% of Brazilians who didn’t vote, or you know someone who is, vote for Lula on Sunday, 25 October, 2026. He may be old, he may not be exciting, but you know that Lula doesn’t love Trump. Continue to be better than us 🇺🇸 💚💛
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W Shawn M @wshawnm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got one of these abominations in the mail today. My ACA premium for a crummy Bronze plan with a $10K deductible/OOP max went from around $89/mo to a cool $1000/mo when the subsidies expired. So this $500 will really help! (I'm being facetious.) Thank Jebus I started Medicare in July.
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yikes, that’s terrifying! I hope y’all healthy! This country, I swear.
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Brianna Chesser @chessercat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What’s really funny is that San Diego went from purple to blue because of one man
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5,000 Epstein Files for Every American Adult @tobellz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The IRGC doesn't hate America more than Trump and his Republican party hates America.
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5,000 Epstein Files for Every American Adult @tobellz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nobody knows what he means, but Trump just said losing Los Angeles or San Diego would be a small price to pay and I think he should be asked what other American cities he wants to see nuked.
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🦋 C.G., PhD 🐸 (🪖"Prima" AKA "Battle" to One)🌻 @tcrg2012.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
✊🏾 #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory
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