Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I wrote a movie! For more info follow on Instagram at @thebendisnear. ❤️✌️ 081
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I bet you anything Barron applied to Harvard and didn’t get in. 190
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 18/04/2025“Why limit yourself? Why breathe in the exhaust fumes? Why be toxic? Come over where the life and light and air and sound is.” - Russell T Davies. 💙 030
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 13/04/2025“I’m out of cash,” I told the man at the NYC hotel loading my bags into the taxi to the airport, “but here, you can have this rubber duck.” He took it, and smiled. 050
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 05/04/2025When I get nervous about AI, I just call the Amtrak 1-800 number . 063
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 25/03/2025This is my favorite kind of story. And why I always keep an eye out on walks. 020
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Okay! I’ll play. “Carolyn Keene” Robert B Parker Val McDermid Annie Dillard Jeanette Winterson 140
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 08/03/2025It turns out that the Batman cock comic may be my best investment. 040
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Radioactive crocus are the first sign of spring. 💚 #Portland 040
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I missed some of the Oscars but I did learn some cool dark family secrets. 010
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Halle Berry’s disco ball dress is fantastic. I bet when she’s in the car, it fills the whole space with rainbows. ;) 020
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I was voted “most dramatic” in high school. Which should not surprise anyone. 030
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Well I had a little difficulty signing in to watch the Oscars. Did I miss anything? My live ABC feed went from the red carpet to an ep of 20/20. :) 110
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 02/03/2025“The current trend on the red carpet is timeless glamour.” - Red carpet commentators. #Oscars. We understand that timeless and trend are contradictory, right? Spend some time with it. It’s like a zen koan. :) 061
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 02/02/2025How cute is this? Also THIS FLIGHT HAS FREE WI-FI! So. If anyone wants to talk. 180
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 02/02/2025That movie I wrote. Called THE BEND. Cleo is the star. That guy next to her is just her dad/director. ;) @jameswestby.bsky.social 080
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 31/01/2025When I get a thank you card my immediate instinct is to write a thank you card for the thank you card. 050
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 23/01/2025@kellysue.bsky.social I gotcha something. It’s super weird. So I think you’ll like it. 120
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 15/01/2025The footage of people getting reunited with their pets in CA just slays me. These are people who’ve lost everything, but when they see their pet, who they thought was dead, it’s like they won the lottery. Nothing else matters in that moment. I want to live life like this. 0180
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Fully 1/5 of the posts in my insta feed are AI. Surely there is a way to regulate this. No? 210
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Jack Smith would obviously be played by Jimmy Stewart. 020
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I had an old ring when I was a kid. It opened up. Revealing a secret compartment. I assumed it was for poison. And only right now have I realized that maybe it was for a lock of hair or photo. 130
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 13/01/2025What is it called when you do a re-listen of a rewatch podcast? 120
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 12/01/2025There is a lot of devastating stuff going on right now. But there are still unexpected faces that show up in pasta. And if nothing else I can entertain you with this. 051
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Ariana Granda is 31 years old. So when she is on the red carpet taking mincing steps and tossing her ponytail she is playing a character. We don’t have to do that. 170
Reposted by Chelsea CainOrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 04/01/2025For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn 794880827
Reposted by Chelsea CainSteve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 02/01/2025katu.com/news/local/r...katu.comReed College launches tuition-free program for families making under 100KFor all of you aspiring undergraduate students, whether you're in high school or looking to transfer schools, Reed college has some big news for you. 310221
Reposted by Chelsea CainSteve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 05/01/2025One more thing: if you’re posting about comics events in & around Portland, use the #pdxcomics tag. There are so many cons, signings, readings, classes & meetups here, but there’s no central place to look for info. A regular hashtag will make it easier for pdx folks to find out what’s happening! 110123
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 04/01/2025@kellysue.bsky.social 911. I need to know the brand of that red glitter we add to lipstick. 100
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Update: the TikTok round brush has been ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 000
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I think this pretty much sums me up. #BedSideTableBooks. Show me yours. 011
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I did that thing where I ordered a silly outfit online last night, and also a TilTok round brush. 🤦🏽♀️ 130
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Right now I am all into my Law & Order UK rewatch. 171
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Like all great drag queens, Lucille Ball created a character. You can tell because her eyebrows are in the wrong place. Drag is just high performance womanhood. I say that having been recently waxed. :) 060
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I would be willing to give up fluoride in the water for semaglutide. Like if we had to trade. Ideally I would like both. Also, a tiny squirt of lemon. 080
Chelsea Cain @chelseacain.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I just like to show off the presents that @chuckpalahniuk.bsky.social gives me. It doesn’t matter what’s inside. He does all of the wrapping himself. Which is maybe his great talent. I mean the writing stuff is cool too. But seriously, look at this. 041
