Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 16/11/2024If you’ve been here since Day 1 you remember when the app icon was a larva. 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 16/02/2024Just got this news notification and I panicked, saying to myself, “Please tell me it wasn’t Timon. Please tell me it wasn’t Timon. Please tell me it wasn’t Timon.” 042
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 26/08/2023Has anyone been able to find Tom from MySpace on Bluesky? I’ve been waiting almost 20 years to finally turn the tables and be his first follower here. 010
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 24/07/2023The new name change is a great way to finally convince the masses to leave for good because we all know that after a breakup you should never go back to your X. 051
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I love you, post composer. They can try all they want to tear me away from you but I’ll never leave you. 140
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I’m so glad this message finally appeared because for a good several hours I tried to figure out what I said this time to lose all my friends. 030
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 24/06/2023There are only 3 things certain in life. Death. Taxes. And @flicknow.bsky.social saying good morning to you if you say good morning first to Bluesky. 220
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 24/06/2023@lovefairy.nl, I have a joke for you! Knock knock. 120
Reposted by Chef PierreChef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 15/06/2023What I’d like to see in a second Biden term is a change in the tax code to include giving away Bluesky invite codes as tax deductible charitable donations. 151
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 15/06/2023What I’d like to see in a second Biden term is a change in the tax code to include giving away Bluesky invite codes as tax deductible charitable donations. 151
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 14/06/2023@lovefairy.nl, I trust you. Please send followers to me who you think would like my content and I’d like theirs. I want to follow new people but sometimes it takes the magic of a love fairy to find them. Thank you, dear! 120
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 13/06/2023I just got Truman Show’ed and reached the end of the sky. In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! 030
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 13/06/2023What if Weird Al has been Artificial Intelligence this whole time and we’ve been reading it wrong for decades? It would explain how he never ages and churns out endless amazing content. This is totally a long-game joke I’d expect of him too. I’m sold on this theory until proven otherwise. 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 12/06/2023You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for ghost on a post. 161
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 11/06/2023Just found out the hard way that “FU” doesn’t mean Followed U. 191
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 10/06/2023The reply slot below is my Bluesky DM inbox if you want to send me a private message. I can guarantee you that no one else will read it other than me and possibly the gentleman named mark who always says good morning. But you can trust him. 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 09/06/2023Good morning, Bluesky. I have a scandalous confession to make. I search for random users and click Love on some of their enjoyable old skeets from days ago to give them hope that devs have made new adjustments so that the average shelf life of a skeet lasts longer than 1 hour. Shhh. It’s our secret. 260
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 08/06/2023KNOW THE DIFFERENCE Reiki Master: “Unclench your jaw!” Snakey Master: “Unhinge your jaw!” 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 08/06/2023Good evening, Bluesky. Sometimes at night I think about the mysteries of the unknown. How is it that the only thing we know about the afterlife is the superior level of lawn care there? Who came back just to report that the grass is always greener on The Other Side? 160
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 07/06/2023Love Fairy (@lovefairy.nl) it occurred to me that without ai you’d be the Love Fry. Thank goodness for ai. Because I really don’t want to share my last fry. 140
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 06/06/2023GM Bluesky. We need to meet somewhere to establish a code word that we use online to prove we’re not AI. By “we” I mean the entire human race needs to meet up in person to ensure AI can’t see us make up the code word. And let’s do it at a Chuck E. Cheese because they could really use the business. 360
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 05/06/2023Before today, over the course of the last 15 years, I have had 3 Wahl beard trimmers break. But this morning that all changed. *turns towards all of you and smiles* I broke the 4th Wahl. 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 05/06/2023Good morning to everyone except Elon Musk and the executive responsible for the discontinuation of Fruity Marshmallow Krispies cereal. 330
Reposted by Chef PierreChef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 04/06/2023Better than Twitter I love our sky village here From Hellthread to Alf (This is my first skyku.) 171
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 04/06/2023Better than Twitter I love our sky village here From Hellthread to Alf (This is my first skyku.) 110
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 04/06/2023Humanity rarely learns from history but it’s encouraging to see that no tech company in the space race to Mars has designed the ultimate passenger shuttle called The Skytanic. 010
Reposted by Chef PierreChef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 03/06/2023A flying bug was harassing me and fell into my Muscle Milk. I don't know what’s going to happen next but I have read far too many comics with freakish villain origin stories to feel comfortable. Please keep me in your thoughts this weekend as I stay locked inside my bedroom until I feel safe. 0122
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 03/06/2023A flying bug was harassing me and fell into my Muscle Milk. I don't know what’s going to happen next but I have read far too many comics with freakish villain origin stories to feel comfortable. Please keep me in your thoughts this weekend as I stay locked inside my bedroom until I feel safe. 0122
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 03/06/2023@lovefairy.nl, for the record, is your arch nemesis The Hate Fairy or The Love Unfairy? 120
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 03/06/2023I’ve readjusted my Following list many times and the feed changes that happen is like a DIY home renovation project. It went from looking like a public restroom wall to a gourmet kitchen with the occasional streaker running through the house. 120
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 03/06/2023Day 3 of posting the same meme of The Wire until it shows up in the What’s Hot Feed. 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 03/06/2023Good afternoon, Bluesky. I hope you feel special because the data sets report that most Bluesky users wish each other a good morning or good night but never a good afternoon. 130
Reposted by Chef PierreRichie Rich @richierich.bsky.social · 02/06/2023This original artwork was for a story in Richie Rich Diamonds #60. Interestingly, Diamonds #60 was never actually published as Harvey Comics shut down shortly after this artwork was produced. 031
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 01/06/2023GM! Those burned out from retail will think I’m screaming for the general manager. Those burned out from their American cars will think I’m screaming about General Motors. But if you’re burned out I just want to wish you a Good Morning. 140
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 01/06/2023The year is 2023. I’m not asking for flying cars. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect that by now we should have elevator buttons that cancel the request if you press them again. Otherwise, the dicks who press all the buttons and then leave before the doors close are empowered in this world. 010
Reposted by Chef PierreDani cRabaiotti 🦀 @danirabaiotti.bsky.social · 31/05/2023Me: I need an animal with a beak that lays eggs Birds: I gotchu Me: also it's toxic Pithoui: at your service! Me: and it lactates Platypus, crashing out a nearby pond: you're never going to believe this... 37013
Reposted by Chef PierreDrunk Grunkle @tiamarie.bsky.social · 31/05/2023It's just not the same anymore with streaming giving us limitless options 1174
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 30/05/2023@lovefairy.nl I used to sing Love Shack in my younger days but please accept my apologies for having to remove the love and change the lyrics slightly as I enter middle age and cope with knee arthritis. 🎵The ice pack is a little cold press where Knees can feel much better Ice pack baby🎵 120
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 29/05/2023Even if your day is predictably going to be awful or boring, playing your own made up personal theme song upon waking up and rolling regular character credits before bedtime is a good way to feel as if you have accomplished something meaningful. This way, it's no longer just a day. It's an episode! 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 28/05/2023If I was on the Bluesky dev team I’d always start the meetings with the same motivational saying, “There is no i in team. But there is a sky in team!” I’d also let out a guffaw each time and it would never get old for me. This is exactly why I’d never be asked to join the Bluesky dev team. #bluesky 220
Reposted by Chef PierreChef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 26/05/2023I do set weekly goals to keep my life on track. This week, it’s to convince at least 1 person a day that Alexander Graham Cell invented the cell phone. 151
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 28/05/2023Fascists are not welcome here. But cats are. I also channel my cat when I see fascist content. It is like seeing the litter box is too full. Continuously howl about it until someone comes with the scoop to get rid of that shit. 020
