Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 16/11/2024If you’ve been here since Day 1 you remember when the app icon was a larva. 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 16/02/2024Just got this news notification and I panicked, saying to myself, “Please tell me it wasn’t Timon. Please tell me it wasn’t Timon. Please tell me it wasn’t Timon.” 042
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 26/08/2023Has anyone been able to find Tom from MySpace on Bluesky? I’ve been waiting almost 20 years to finally turn the tables and be his first follower here. 010
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Bob: Man, I can’t get enough of her DD’s. Rick: She’s got big ones, eh? Bob: No, her Dits and Dahs. 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 24/07/2023The new name change is a great way to finally convince the masses to leave for good because we all know that after a breakup you should never go back to your X. 051
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 02/07/2023@lovefairy.nl, could you please repost this post? I want to spread the love for the unsung hero around here, The Post Composer. 110
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I love you, post composer. They can try all they want to tear me away from you but I’ll never leave you. 140
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 02/07/2023I’m so glad this message finally appeared because for a good several hours I tried to figure out what I said this time to lose all my friends. 030
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 25/06/2023And caaaaannn you feeeeel that loving bite…it is whoooo they areeeee…. 010
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 24/06/2023Pulled through again under critical circumstances! 120
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 24/06/2023So help me god, mark, if this is the first time you don’t do it… 😂 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 24/06/2023There are only 3 things certain in life. Death. Taxes. And @flicknow.bsky.social saying good morning to you if you say good morning first to Bluesky. 220
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 24/06/2023That Ai doesn’t know how doors work! Good night, my dear! 120
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 24/06/2023@lovefairy.nl, I have a joke for you! Knock knock. 120
Reposted by Chef PierreChef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 15/06/2023What I’d like to see in a second Biden term is a change in the tax code to include giving away Bluesky invite codes as tax deductible charitable donations. 151
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 15/06/2023Fascinating to see the algorithm read my wish list for U.S. tax reform and then find someone to reply who only posts in Turkish. 110
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 15/06/2023I’ve been there but in your case I’d like to call the condition Annamnesia. 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 15/06/2023@lovefairy.nl, thank you for your support on this important political issue. 120
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 15/06/2023What I’d like to see in a second Biden term is a change in the tax code to include giving away Bluesky invite codes as tax deductible charitable donations. 151
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 14/06/2023You can do magic. You can have anything that you desire. 120
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 14/06/2023And I don't know how you do it. Making love out of nothing at all. Out of nothing at all. 110
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 14/06/2023On the wings of love, only the two of us. Together flying high. 110
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 14/06/2023Take my hand, we'll make it I swear. Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer. 110
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 14/06/2023@lovefairy.nl, I trust you. Please send followers to me who you think would like my content and I’d like theirs. I want to follow new people but sometimes it takes the magic of a love fairy to find them. Thank you, dear! 120
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 13/06/2023I just got Truman Show’ed and reached the end of the sky. In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! 030
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 13/06/2023What if Weird Al has been Artificial Intelligence this whole time and we’ve been reading it wrong for decades? It would explain how he never ages and churns out endless amazing content. This is totally a long-game joke I’d expect of him too. I’m sold on this theory until proven otherwise. 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 13/06/2023@lovefairy.nl, this post was for you. I’m spreading the love! Feel free to repost it. 110
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 12/06/2023It happens to me too. Every now and then I fall apart. 010
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 12/06/2023@lovefairy.nl, I want you to know that you were my first choice for this but I didn’t know if you live on a prairie. But if you do, rest assured I would have said, “You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for fairy on a prairie.” 110
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 12/06/2023You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for ghost on a post. 161
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 12/06/2023Very quick tonight, Mark! You’re the fastest gn in the West, as they say! 120
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 11/06/2023Just found out the hard way that “FU” doesn’t mean Followed U. 191
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 10/06/2023Hello, Mark! Your gm gm is so versatile! I seamlessly read today’s as a greeting to our pictured raccoon! gm gm (good morning grass mammal) 120
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 10/06/2023Yes, I’m glad you go on those skeeting benders because that’s when I first saw your content! I’ve also never thanked anyone for giving me crabs before but here we are! Thanks for handing me a crab! 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 10/06/2023The reply slot below is my Bluesky DM inbox if you want to send me a private message. I can guarantee you that no one else will read it other than me and possibly the gentleman named mark who always says good morning. But you can trust him. 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 10/06/2023I think it’s only fitting that this post blows up. 120
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 09/06/2023Good morning, Bluesky. I have a scandalous confession to make. I search for random users and click Love on some of their enjoyable old skeets from days ago to give them hope that devs have made new adjustments so that the average shelf life of a skeet lasts longer than 1 hour. Shhh. It’s our secret. 260
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 08/06/2023KNOW THE DIFFERENCE Reiki Master: “Unclench your jaw!” Snakey Master: “Unhinge your jaw!” 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 08/06/2023Now THIS is a reachable goal for me to at least slide into the Top 10 with minimal effort! 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 08/06/2023Good evening Mark! When I’m not thinking about the afterlife I think about how long we’ve known each other. So I wanted to say it’s been a pleasure to know you through the good times and bad. You’ve been that rock I can count on. I can’t wait for morning as it marks 1 week of us knowing each other. 020
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 08/06/2023Good evening, Bluesky. Sometimes at night I think about the mysteries of the unknown. How is it that the only thing we know about the afterlife is the superior level of lawn care there? Who came back just to report that the grass is always greener on The Other Side? 160
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 07/06/2023That is great news because I offer unlimited refills on hearts for you! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ 130
Chef Pierre @chefpierre.bsky.social · 07/06/2023Love Fairy (@lovefairy.nl) it occurred to me that without ai you’d be the Love Fry. Thank goodness for ai. Because I really don’t want to share my last fry. 140
