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Chef Diogenes

@chefdiogenes.bsky.social
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Not Neurodivergent, NeuroDynamic Make your kitchen ungovernable Stop washing your chicken

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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 1h
Oh my God Gonna follow his character around in a clown suit with every spare moment I have
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 1h
A federal immigration agent shot a man in the Bronx on Thursday afternoon, the latest of nearly two dozen such shootings in the past two years.
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DHS shoots New York man with five-year-old in car
Federal agents surrounded and fired into the man's vehicle, reportedly with a young child inside.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 19h
Would've been funny as hell if someone did it again during that moment of silence.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 20h
Reese's Fast Break was revolutionary
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MY TIME HAS COME
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just kept seeing his name so I looked him up and gross.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh thank heavens
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the worst take. I weep for any trans people you know
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just read another book
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Litmus test for what? Being gullible?
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lmao just keep those talking points alive
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Andy it's like you made this specifically for me.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Crazy that she's got podcast
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But there was no justice in the first place
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You've thrown your heart out to him and he caught it a million times. Now it's your turn to run and catch it yourself. I'm sorry it hurts. Dude was an extremely rare breed of person.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aubrey please. You're spoiling us.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You're speaking my language. I did it with a sirloin steak once. Once you free yourself from the shackles of culinary convention, you are truly free in the kitchen
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rock is bigger than TKO now, not sure they can really control him. Hilarious.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not sure that TKO realizes that Dwayne is bigger than them now.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need B3CCA on my screen more, thank you
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah. I can never tell sometimes, I appreciate you clarifying
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh yeah I absolutely meant outing the crime itself. Put this bum on blast, but in no fucking way are we making the victim known. That's beyond trash level shit.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Then that's the whole point. The rest of the entire article is bunk if justice wasn't served. This just feels like apologia at this point.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I AM SEATED
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I didn't know who Jacob Geller was when I woke up but after reading up some, idgaf who he is. Get that bum out of here, you don't get a slap on the wrist and walk away just because you're a darling.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Restorative justice requires justice to happen. He BARELY got a slap on the wrist, by his own admission. There isn't restorative justice or rehabilitative justice or any justice here.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We're not about to call sexual assault a "private harm", that's absolutely despicable
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Then I guess you're an apologist too
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In order for there to be restorative justice, justice must be served. A "mild suspension" and shame are not justice.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In order for there to be restorative justice, justice needs to be served in the first place.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HELL YEAH I love that shit. That's so cool. Best I could come up with is using a steering wheel for sea of thieves but this isn't exactly my arena
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is 1 AWESOME and 2 making me think about all the other wildly specialized controllers and how they can be used for other kinds of games
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pour one out, a noble soldier fell in battle. Rest in peace, sous vide that I got from an Amazon returns auction site for $2 that was worth $80 but only returned because the box was messed up.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh boy free inscriptions
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As an update, it got ordered yesterday. Gotta be thrifty and order with the homies as a unit to save on shipping.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Page is locked and loaded, ordering one when I get done work today.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OH THAT DORK. Yeah I'm not worried, let him screen into his own void
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will chip in $10 to cover your fee if you ever get a promoter on board.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope I've already got them blocked because I've got no time for bs today
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tonight we're all bastards. So much love for you and everyone there.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tonight we're all bastards
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I started a cooking channel on YouTube. @oldscratchkitchen.bsky.social
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck he was taking a break? Oh shit I feel even worse for him now. This whole situation just feels like cosmic level bullshit
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As we talk about what happened at Cornell, please take a moment to learn about how a young LSU student is fighting for help against that school’s storied football program
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's perfect, really.
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BABY JAIL ACQUIRED. mama seems to be quite happy with baby jail because she can do her business and eat some food and have pets undisturbed for a bit
Three kittens (two grey and white, one black, lying together on a big fleece inside a baby jail,
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In my experience, these dorks always have mommy issues. Either too much or not enough.
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Chef Diogenes @chefdiogenes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well shit I didn't expect anyone to notice this, so I guess it resonated at least a little. I'm happy my voice helped the message. If y'all wanna learn how to cook, check out @oldscratchkitchen.bsky.social
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Ciara says get me outta Kansas🥲 @ciarasdiaryy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Plugging my crowdfund for visibility💔🏳️‍⚧️ Any support helps ❗️
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Ciara says get me outta Kansas🥲 @ciarasdiaryy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ko-fi.com/ciara93086 Im currently raising💰 for EMERGENCY🚨RELOCATION im currently being cyber stalked by my ex abuser and have been financially cut off from my black conservative family. I have a job opportunity in LA. I need help ending my lease early (550$) + extra emergency travel funds (500$)

Alt text: Pink fundraiser flyer with two photos of a woman with her small dog and the dog with her puppies. The flyer says she is raising money for emergency relocation, is being cyberstalked by an ex-abuser, has been financially cut off from family, is raising four dogs alone, and had her healthcare hours reduced. She has a job opportunity and friends in Los Angeles and needs $550 to end her lease early plus $500 for emergency travel. She is currently in Kansas trying to relocate to LA.
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