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Davie🎃

@chefdavieuk.eurosky.social
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(Trying to be slightly less political here) Greyhound hugger/Lego/Sci-Fi/+🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖖 As with everything, read beyond the headlines..

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 2h
I don't know.. Watching the Reform documentary seems akin to picking up a shit in the park and licking it to see if it tastes as horrendously awful as you already know it does... nothing new, shit tastes and smells and looks like shit, it's just a matter of how gross the shit is.. Not for me
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 5h
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Angie Wilson Snapping Fingers in Harlem
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 13h
Morning, have a good day Carol! x
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 13h
Good morning you lovely people... may your Monday be full of happy thoughts and delightful encounters with real people. Maybe avoid Facebook, Twitter, shoving your head in wood chippers and sticking your wet fingers into electrial sockets... do all you can to have a jolly good day!
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Keanu Reeves' Chef's Kiss Gesture
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 13h
🤣
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026
at 39p you can't go wrong then fella
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026
Is there much flesh on them? or are they for decoration? I noticed Aldi had a variety of shapes and colours, great for decoration, but not sure they'd give much flesh for eating
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026
Mum "there's a pumpkin shortage, do you want me to get you one from the co-op? they have plenty" Firstly, i buy a pumpkin once a year for soup.. just one. Also, her hands shake from the sheer weight of a cup of tea.. yet she'd be happy to schlep a pumpkin half hour on foot to her flat... bless her
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026
🥰
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026
Nope, I couldn't, I don't do sport not even in my fantasies
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026
I've got a couple of food bits in and a couple of pressies, but like you I haven't even got my pumpkin spice out yet, far far too early to be going up in the loft for december. Last year our tree went up 10 days before...
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026
To me those films aleays looked like a BNP conference gone very wrong
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026
You're watching the wrong Triga films
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026
We had an early lunch with my mum, so we know all the village gossip and now a lazy afternoon before I cook dinner Hope you're both having a perfectly lovely day
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026
My mum "I went up to see your uncle yesterday, he's got all his christmas decorations up"
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Schitts Creek David Rose
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
I bloody love Johannes Radebe! The world is a better place with his energy in it
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
Busy morning, but a chilled afternoon and evening x
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
You enjoy it!
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
1 or 2 or both
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
Jesus... make sure you hide your phone and wallet otherwise they'll rob those off as well before you checkout
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
Fuck a duck... At that price i hope you licked the plate and filled your pockets with condiments
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Sophia Petrillo Stealing in Hospital
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
An attentive nurse, just what I'd expect from him
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
You listen to that little fella!
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
You know what to keep an eye out for, but do look after yourself won't ya.
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
Is it phlebitis?
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
According to the Royal British Legion there are less than 8000 people still alive in the UK who actively fought in world war two...
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
You take care of yourself, get yourself wrapped up in cotton wool and stay safe
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
I got through the first paragraph on Sky and assessed it as a bullshittery nonsense, pleased to know I got that one right..
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
I have questions why the elderly mum was driving in an isolated forest... around here if you're driving in forests at night you're either poaching or dogging.. well done that woman if she was dogging...
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
😆
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
If I were you, I'd avoid snogging strangers this weekend... 😜
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
No way could anyone confuse Pat and I of heterosexuality when we're shopping. 🤣
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
Just had do a British 'sorry excuse me' in Aldi with a lady hogging the cheese display, then i had to 'excuse me' you've dropped your salmon to the same lady, we bumped trolleys in the middle aisle then she had to move out of our way at the checkout. by the end she must've thought i was stalking her
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Melissa Villasenor: What A Weirdo
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
and, having just listened to Burnham on the Rest is Politics podcast, I suspect those EU 'conversations' have gone further than maybe we're being told (Third political post of the week.. back to normal now)
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
My one and only political post this week... (well.. maybe my second) Does the EU want the UK to rejoin... find out what the heads of EU nations say... Lot's of wry smiles in Europe news.sky.com/story/which-...
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Which countries want the UK to rejoin the EU?
Sky's Alistair Bunkall asked EU leaders meeting in Brussels if they would welcome Britain rejoining the EU
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026
yup.. a day later and it's haunting me
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Barbie Disgusted
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
Your new drag name?
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
Probably best if I continue to avoid it
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
Just putting it out there, should I ever be in the position of needing CPR and you're stood there pondering if you should assist me.. please do, do your best, have a go, shout for help but do your best and accept my thanks in advance... 😘
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
It's been a while since I've watched live BBC news, have they changed it all?
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
maybe, bit of a coincidence though on the same day n all that don't ya think
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
It's YouTube day, their News page has gone live on there, has there been some snafu maybe
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
It is exhausting, but there's the adrenaline hit that compensates a little I guess.
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
I wouldn't be able to stop myself trying, I'd hope I would be able to convince others to help and talk them through it while I rested
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
My only fear when performing CPR, it's well over a decade since I last did it, and I'd fear being too exhausted now to do it properly for more than 5 mins or so.
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
It's a St John survey of 2000 people performed to support the sale of the new St John 'It's ok to save my life' bra Guess they are tying the survey into the adverts for the bra
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
Who performed the study?
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
Good man!
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
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sure
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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
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Shrug
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