Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 2hI don't know.. Watching the Reform documentary seems akin to picking up a shit in the park and licking it to see if it tastes as horrendously awful as you already know it does... nothing new, shit tastes and smells and looks like shit, it's just a matter of how gross the shit is.. Not for me 120 2
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 5hstatic.klipy.comAngie Wilson Snapping Fingers in HarlemALT: Angie Wilson Snapping Fingers in Harlem 110 1
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 13hGood morning you lovely people... may your Monday be full of happy thoughts and delightful encounters with real people. Maybe avoid Facebook, Twitter, shoving your head in wood chippers and sticking your wet fingers into electrial sockets... do all you can to have a jolly good day!static.klipy.comKeanu Reeves' Chef's Kiss GestureALT: Keanu Reeves' Chef's Kiss Gesture 240 4
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026Is there much flesh on them? or are they for decoration? I noticed Aldi had a variety of shapes and colours, great for decoration, but not sure they'd give much flesh for eating 100 1
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026Mum "there's a pumpkin shortage, do you want me to get you one from the co-op? they have plenty" Firstly, i buy a pumpkin once a year for soup.. just one. Also, her hands shake from the sheer weight of a cup of tea.. yet she'd be happy to schlep a pumpkin half hour on foot to her flat... bless her 170 7
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026Nope, I couldn't, I don't do sport not even in my fantasies 120 2
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026I've got a couple of food bits in and a couple of pressies, but like you I haven't even got my pumpkin spice out yet, far far too early to be going up in the loft for december. Last year our tree went up 10 days before... 010 1
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026To me those films aleays looked like a BNP conference gone very wrong 120 2
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026We had an early lunch with my mum, so we know all the village gossip and now a lazy afternoon before I cook dinner Hope you're both having a perfectly lovely day 110 1
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/10/2026My mum "I went up to see your uncle yesterday, he's got all his christmas decorations up"static.klipy.comSchitts Creek David RoseALT: Schitts Creek David Rose 1150 15
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026I bloody love Johannes Radebe! The world is a better place with his energy in it 040 4
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026Busy morning, but a chilled afternoon and evening x 110 1
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026Jesus... make sure you hide your phone and wallet otherwise they'll rob those off as well before you checkout 020 2
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026Fuck a duck... At that price i hope you licked the plate and filled your pockets with condimentsstatic.klipy.comSophia Petrillo Stealing in HospitalALT: Sophia Petrillo Stealing in Hospital 130 3
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026An attentive nurse, just what I'd expect from him 110 1
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026You know what to keep an eye out for, but do look after yourself won't ya. 110 1
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026According to the Royal British Legion there are less than 8000 people still alive in the UK who actively fought in world war two... 040 4
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026You take care of yourself, get yourself wrapped up in cotton wool and stay safe 110 1
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026I got through the first paragraph on Sky and assessed it as a bullshittery nonsense, pleased to know I got that one right.. 020 2
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026I have questions why the elderly mum was driving in an isolated forest... around here if you're driving in forests at night you're either poaching or dogging.. well done that woman if she was dogging... 170 7
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026If I were you, I'd avoid snogging strangers this weekend... 😜 110 1
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026No way could anyone confuse Pat and I of heterosexuality when we're shopping. 🤣 220 2
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026Just had do a British 'sorry excuse me' in Aldi with a lady hogging the cheese display, then i had to 'excuse me' you've dropped your salmon to the same lady, we bumped trolleys in the middle aisle then she had to move out of our way at the checkout. by the end she must've thought i was stalking herstatic.klipy.comMelissa Villasenor: What A WeirdoALT: Melissa Villasenor: What A Weirdo 190 9
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026and, having just listened to Burnham on the Rest is Politics podcast, I suspect those EU 'conversations' have gone further than maybe we're being told (Third political post of the week.. back to normal now) 000 0
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026My one and only political post this week... (well.. maybe my second) Does the EU want the UK to rejoin... find out what the heads of EU nations say... Lot's of wry smiles in Europe news.sky.com/story/which-...news.sky.comWhich countries want the UK to rejoin the EU?Sky's Alistair Bunkall asked EU leaders meeting in Brussels if they would welcome Britain rejoining the EU 120 2
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026yup.. a day later and it's haunting mestatic.klipy.comBarbie DisgustedALT: Barbie Disgusted 110 1
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026Just putting it out there, should I ever be in the position of needing CPR and you're stood there pondering if you should assist me.. please do, do your best, have a go, shout for help but do your best and accept my thanks in advance... 😘 0100 10
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026It's been a while since I've watched live BBC news, have they changed it all? 110 1
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026maybe, bit of a coincidence though on the same day n all that don't ya think 100 1
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026It's YouTube day, their News page has gone live on there, has there been some snafu maybe 100 1
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026It is exhausting, but there's the adrenaline hit that compensates a little I guess. 020 2
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026I wouldn't be able to stop myself trying, I'd hope I would be able to convince others to help and talk them through it while I rested 110 1
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026My only fear when performing CPR, it's well over a decade since I last did it, and I'd fear being too exhausted now to do it properly for more than 5 mins or so. 220 2
Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026It's a St John survey of 2000 people performed to support the sale of the new St John 'It's ok to save my life' bra Guess they are tying the survey into the adverts for the bra 220 2