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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 23/10/2026

Claws trimmed, dinner eaten, garden inspected... now, just to wait here until the treat fairy delivers...

Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 22/10/2026

When choosing a ball or bit gag, care should be taken to measure correctly and ensure the fit is snug but not overly tight, otherwise.. permanent disfiguring can occur.. remember measure twice avoid a vice

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026

The Diplomat, Season 4... blimey it's good telly...

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

I have questions why the elderly mum was driving in an isolated forest... around here if you're driving in forests at night you're either poaching or dogging.. well done that woman if she was dogging...

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

Don't ask because I haven't a clue myself

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026

Scooby Doo jimjams.. yes please and thank you very much

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026

'Which TV show ruined itself?' Remember the 90s sci-fi show Sliders.. the producers sacked Sabrina Lloyd and sent her character Wade to a rape farm... all but one of the original cast left the show and it became a steaming pile of shit..

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026

The greyhound twisted half pike slumber

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

I wasn't sure if you were still in the US or back already... I thought AI will know... I can only apologise and if i were you i'd sue google

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

There's a pigeon taunting her, it's sat on a tv antenna, sat there in its fat plumpness, taunting her, staring right back through the window at her... she's not happy, a fat pigeon with attitude is upsetting the sofa queens lunchtime slumber...

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026

@ip2guy.bsky.social You're gone for a couple of weeks and Greggs panics at the drop in profits

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026

Well done to the farmer... but Claudia Winkleman should be interrogated as to why she's not so civically minded....

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026

Thought I'd catch up on some TV before bed... but greyhounds!!!!!

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026

A traumatising story, I'm suprised It's not headline news on all channels... chap takes his old plastic gutters to the recycling centre and is told he can't actually recycle them all in one visit.. Horrific I know, lets pray all involved are receiving the support needed at this challenging time

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026

Dead after 1 season... I find there's very little point in watching new shows, no point getting invested in characters and stories, may as well save the subscription £, see what does make it and then watch the entire completed show once all seasons have streamed...

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026

Podcast question, favourite Sci-Fi show of the last decade?... I say this as a card carrying phazer toting episode quoting Trekkie I still consider The Expanse the best show I've enjoyed recently (Andor was a very close second)

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026

and she was only 41 when she played the old widow in Open All Hours...

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026

Nurse Maggie on duty... in her own way

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 09/09/2026

Why do they look like they missed the bus to the LazerQuest tournament

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 26/08/2026

We're having a lazy afternoon on the sofa, we tried sunbathing but the children nextdoor caused too much commotion to allow the snoring to commence... so inside to nosey out the window instead

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 22/08/2026

"He used to give me roses, i wish he could again..."

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 14/08/2026

For me, the best movie of the year so far, Oscars and BAFTAs for all four of them and an extra one for direction to Olivia if i had my way.

A movie poster for the movie The Invite showing all four cast members

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 11/08/2026

Maggie was worried you might be missing her... so... there you go! 🥰

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 23/02/2026

I'm taking an extended break from all this silliness, I'll be back later in the year, love to all xx

this is an image, informing all that I'm taking an extended break from social media.

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 22/02/2026

"You're gonna need a bigger Russian asset"

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 22/02/2026

No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. I tend not to celebrate celebrity so I have no celeb pics,.. a movie poster from last month is all I've got.. though kind of works if you've seen the movie

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 20/02/2026

Good to know the blue wasn't Harpic in my bluecheese sandwich..

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/02/2026

'Family show promises pig walking, polo and BMX fun' Lincoln's tester for it's 2038 Olympics bid...

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 17/02/2026

Genuinely read that as 'prick', spent far too long chuckling at the BBC's error, realised I was wrong, then laughed again when I said to myself for the hundredth time, I really do need to get my reading glasses prescription updated.. Still.. Even though I read that wrong... he is...

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 16/02/2026

The Rip.. Is it the best movie, no. Does it have an amazing script, no. Is it a watchable thriller with some twists and heart stopping moments? Yes.. if you have 2 hours and need something to watch on Netflix

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 13/02/2026

Dave that was a packet opening, did you hear it, did you? I'm sure that was a packet... cheese.. biscuits.. hula hoops.. cheese.. it could be cheese and biscuits!!!

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 12/02/2026

I've waited a year to see 'Is This Thing On?' and it didn't disappoint. If you are a fan of stand-up, John Bishop's story, you'll enjoy it, fans of Smartless will know all about it, and it is as good as they have been saying. Worth buying now and coming to streaming soon.

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 11/02/2026

Mum☎️ "I just wondered, has Maggie been upset while you were at work, has she settled down?" Er... yeah she's just about managing to cope with my absence...

Maggie the white greyhound lounging on her back while on her favourite sofa.

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 10/02/2026

Volume⤴️ Welcome to my life... RubberNozeDozing

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 09/02/2026

Cotton candy grapes virgin here.. just had my cherry popped... how very strange 🤯

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 06/02/2026

I think the cute YODEL guy loves me ❤️ And don't you dare dispel me of this

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 05/02/2026

🛎🛎🛎Service!!! Dinner please... now....

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 04/02/2026

Men of a Certain Age thread. 40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie. 50 📈

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 04/02/2026

All good plumbers would advise deploying a Drain Snake first, before scrutinising the sewer for 💩 blockages

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 04/02/2026

Working in the office, Maggie has been asleep next to the radiator for the last 2 hours, i need to access the cupboard that she's blocked. I don't have the heart to wake her up, so obviously that's the end to my working day.

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 02/02/2026

First full day on the new pain medications and Maggie is.. well rather stoned... she's been floating on high all day... a little wobbly on her feet. Expected to take her a couple of days to get used to them, until then its peace man ☮️✌️

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 01/02/2026

Who runs this account? (and Paddington still rules)

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 01/02/2026

Go on then.... A TV show you love with 3 seasons or less

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Davie🎃 @chefdavieuk.eurosky.social · 31/01/2026

Q. The AI photo app thingy on my Android augmented a photo of me.. is this too fakey AI? or is it passable enough to use on here?

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